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Why participate in Swiss Cult Rituals such as the Fourth of July?

Pledge your Allegiance to a 13-stripe Masonic Flag?

Stand for a National Anthem?

Wearing a Face Diaper?

Memorial Day beer & BBQ?

July 4th parade?

Idolatry of steroid athletes?

LIVE WRONG slogans of the Nike dopers?

MLB. NBA. NFL, NHL, TDF, World Cup Soccer, Olympics?

Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Madonna, Cher, Blondie?

COINTELPRO clowns: Joe Rogan, Howard Stern, Alex Jones, Oliver Silverstein, Bill Maher, Jon Leibowitz Stewart, Chelsea Handler, Ellen, Oprah, Dr Phil. Jesse Ventura?

Pseudo leaders; RFKJ Elon Musk, Bill Gates, TRUMP, Ellison, Peter Thiel, Sanders, DeSantis, Ron Johnson, Chuck Schumer, Barbara Boxer, Rand Paul, Ron Paul.

Signs & Symbols Rule our World, not laws, not words. The Swiss UN Agenda 2030

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“Swiss Cult Rituals such as the Fourth of July”
Huh? What universe is Juxtaposition1 in? The same universe where
…every unnews article is real news.
…the universe where Jared Fogle got arrested before he could do any commericals.
…the universe where Trump sheds his skin revealing himself to be a sentient tater tot.

“Why participate in Swiss Cult Rituals such as the Fourth of July?”
For the explosions, obviously.

“Pledge your Allegiance to a 13-stripe Masonic Flag?”
OR, the republic for which it stands.

“Stand for a National Anthem?”
Because you’re usually surrounded by people who’ll spit on you if you don’t.

“Wearing a Face Diaper?”
I love the imagery of the ‘face diaper.’ Because the cautious and unstupid among us are still wearing them because of you people’s shit.

“Memorial Day beer & BBQ?”
It’s a day off, first real holiday of summer, why NOT throw a barbecue?

“July 4th parade?”
Tradition?

“Idolatry of steroid athletes?”
Well, Apollo doesn’t answer prayers, God seldom gives what we need, but sometimes superrich atheletes will pay off someone’s medical debts or school lunches, or something useful.

“LIVE WRONG slogans of the Nike dopers?”
Huh?

“MLB. NBA. NFL, NHL, TDF, World Cup Soccer, Olympics?”
Wait, you think these activities are SYMBOLS? How weird.

“Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Madonna, Cher, Blondie?”
Blondie? For Nostalgia, i would guess?

Um… you do know that the thirteen strips are meant to represent the thirteen colonies… god these conspiracy theorists get more and more deranged the more you learn of them…

Masonic

While the Shriners raise even more smiles by raising money for children’s hospitals - and how - they’ll never be the laughingstocks you tinfoil (ass)hatters will always be.

And even the headgear they wear is symbolic of how they never take themselves seriously, so what’s your excuse o Juxtaposer of aluminium & cranium…?!

@Peacemonger373 OBVIOUSLY there were only 13 colonies because something something Masons, something something Illuminati, and other reasons SATAN WORSHIP. It's like you're not even paying attention to how obviously evil everything is aside from the things the OP likes.

Joking aside, I do kinda love how unhinged this guy is. Like, this guy is going on about some "Swiss Cult" rituals that may or may not be related to the Masons. (why use different terms between Swiss Cult and Masonic if they were the same?) Which is standard stuff for these nuts.

But then it's like he has a stroke and just naming things he doesn't like.

This reads like somebody threw a Dan Brown novel into a blender and arranged the recognisable shreds into grammatically correct sentences, without caring about their meaning.

<@KeithInc.> #225798

I love the imagery of the ‘face diaper.’ Because the cautious and unstupid among us are still wearing them because of you people’s shit.

On the plus side, I haven't had a cold (with the ensuing bronchitis) in 4 years.

Juxtaposition1 #wingnut #conspiracy juxtaposition1.substack.com

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