My challenge is as follows, and I quote:
IS Genesis 1 reduced to symbols so that a literal teaching of creation can be replaced with a literal teaching of evolution?
As in the mod dern teaching of evolution.
If I take a course on mod dern theistic evolucifershun, would I have to reduce things in Genesis 1 to symbols, allegory, or what et cetera ever, in favor of mod dern evilution?
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“My challenge is as follows, and I quote:”
“IS Genesis 1 reduced to symbols so that a literal teaching of creation can be replaced with a literal teaching of evolution?”
“As in the mod dern teaching of evolution.”
“If I take a course on mod dern theistic evolucifershun,”
As in the mod dern
Oh, I dunno.
Did a certain American with the first name Bruce ride a Vespa or Lambretta scooter with chrome & lots of mirrors, while he wore a fishtail parka with the RAF roundel & the words ‘The Who’ on the back of such…?! [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
–EDIT–
Doing a little research on the equally little-brained OP, in comparison with another member of that forum there’s this fact:
dlamberth
Joined Oct 12, 2003
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AV1611VET
Joined Jun 18, 2006
Number of posts: 3,856,213
It's official: AV1611VET has no life.
"God hates pride. In his pride, Satan decided he would exalt himself and take over the throne of God. This is where evolution started. It started in heaven in the heart of Satan. Satan and a number of angels that followed him were cast down to the earth. Then we have the story repeated in the heart of man. Man is trying to exalt himself. This is what evolution is teaching today, that man is the pinnacle, the ultimate.
“When Satan realized he could not take over the throne of God, he decided to destroy what God had created instead. Satan, in the form of a serpent, brought the doctrine of evolution to the Garden of Eden. …”
–Kent Hovind, “Dissertation for Doctor of Philosophy in Christian Education”
QED.
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