Kill an incel get a virgin gf magic button
One midnight a magic button appears before you, next to it a note reads:Push the button and in a week you will meet a beautiful virgin girl who will become your gf image
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Yes
36 votes
72%
No
14 votes
28%
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No honour among thieves…
Huh, and wut?
The random “incel” might as well be YOU, dearie. Are you OK with a random “incel” killing YOU in order to meet a virgin girl? I’m not. Life is more important than mere sex.
I don’t know about you, but I’d rather have sex with people who know what they are doing, and know their way around a clitoris.
The point, and the results show, that the greater number of incels are loners, feeling more loyalty to themselves, and their hopes of sex than to the incel community.
I would not push a button granting my dream if tge cist was the death of a stranger. But then, i am a social animal, not a sociopath.
And, i don't particularly think sex 'spoils' a woman for future sex.
Assuming I didn’t have a GF… No. But only because I am 48 and if I was with a virgin there’d be something wrong.
I don’t care if one of these dies. I mean, sure, if one was in trouble and I could help him, I would help him. But I’d do the same for a neo-Nazi and let’s be frank, it would be no loss if either died. A more rational person would just walk on by.
EEVBlog's Dave 'Mad Aussie Sparky' Jones collects buttons of the talking variety. He has one that's appropriate for you, OP:
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Just ask his son Sagan.
Question: How did he appear? Because it wasn't via the bloody stork, ya mongrel!
Push the button and in a week you will meet a beautiful virgin girl who will become your gf
What if he pushes the button and just after getting the gf, he himself dies in the horrible accident?
@Malingspann
But at that point he’ll no longer be an incel!
I think I would press the button, and tell the virgin she should find her own way in life. In fact, I’d press the button as many times as I can in a minute, and tell all the virgins the same thing. Imagine how much quieter the darker portions of the internet will become.
I think their only real definition of ‘gf’ is ‘HB10 whose personality doesn’t matter who I get to have sex with whenever I want’. You know, basically something like a sexbot but living so it counts.
I notice he also said that the girlfriend would appear in a week. Well, what’s stopping something from killing this incel before the week ends? Maybe he never even gets to meet this girl, at which point the button explodes and we never have to hear about any of this ever again!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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