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( Part 2 )

And here is where it gets dicey. Man and Nature are in a constant battle. Sometimes we forget that our wonderfully advanced technology and seeming dominance of the planet is feeble at best. In recorded scientific history we've barely scratched the surface of God’s unique and mysterious planet. In short, we’re not nearly as badass as we believe. Imagine a fully grown Sasquatch. He stands anywhere from 7 to 9 feet for the “lowland” species topping out at a staggering 12 feet for the “highland” or mountain Squatch. Each one has roughly the strength of a grizzly with the temperament to match. They can run as fast as a deer. It has been recorded that any ammunition under a .338 Magnum will simply bounce of their incredibly dense skin and musculature. They are omnivorous, meaning they’re happy with your prized watermelons OR your blue ribbon steer or pig. Usually all of it. For some reason they hate dogs and will kill them no matter their mood. They are extremely territorial. If your farm or weekend cabin is in a place they want to hunt, they will do everything they can to drive you out. They will throw rocks, branches, even small trees. They will grunt, whistle, growl, shriek, and “woop”. If they feel threatened, they WILL attack… and rip their victims from limb to limb. They possess an ability known as infrasound (an ability to project an incredibly effective low frequency sound wave that can temporarily paralyze our and other prey animals nervous system). That's the reasoning for people saying they heard a Squatch growl and they felt frozen to the ground and couldn't move.

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