There's a reason that every dude we know Zoe has fucked looks like the type of faggot that would chug soy from a cock-shaped bottle and cry over a hangnail, these low-T nobodies that can't change a tire or see blood without puking. The sort of guy that only "grows a beard" (read: Stops shaving) because that's the only way he'll ever be able to prove he isn't just some unattractive flat-chested girl.

He was weak-willed and decided that stiff little pecker in his pants was more important than his dignity and sanity. You can't sit here and tell me that people like him follow someone like her and legitimately believe their delusions and support their little performances in earnest, they're just so desperate to get a little stinky-wrinkle from some woman that they'll sacrifice their manhood and future for it.