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I am confidence incarnate, still no pussy but at least I got the money

Just be confident bro, show your frame bro. Jfl few months ago I all alone held an entire postal office hostage for 30 minutes before the cops arrived. And when the cops arrived I stood in the entrance holding a bar and told them : no one enters or exits before I get my card, so you better remove safety from your guns as I will resist with all my forces. The director of the office had to held and submit and now I have my card since January and can retrieve money from ATM. The faggot knew I meant business as 10 minutes he earlier tried to escape and I pulled him back in the office with a single hand (he was at least 4 inches shorter than me tho and half my weight ). But there were other men too inside and didn't dare to defy me. Maybe it was cause I threatened everyone that if they tried something heroic I'd search where their children and grandchildren go to school.

The part when ,after one hour of them being unable to help me (they were lying as finally they found a way after the cops arrived ridiculing themselves by having caused panic for their laziness and I think it's the sole reason I'm not in jail) I threw my jacket on the ground and shouted "from this moment, this office is under my control, no one exits, no one enters" was the most badass thing I did in my life jfl.

There were girls, women and three of the employees were foids under 30 (that had my mail and number for formal reasons) who surely never assisted to a so commanding and threatening display of masculinity. Guess who of them tried to approach me in the hour I was outside the office while the cops were doing their papers stuff?

NO ONE.

Zero shit given. To them all of that was just a cringy episode of insanity of a mentally ill weirdo. There's literally nothing you can do to fascinate a foid when you're ugly. You could conquer an entire nation using a Swiss knife and still you're just a crazy cringy subhuman who deserves the asylum.

Well at least I obtained what I wanted. That's what matters but if the dark triad confidence alpha macho crap was real I'd be having a harem of sloots sucking my uglybastard smelly dick now. But nope, I'm here posting granny porn to Indians.

There's no dark triad for evidently uneven cheekbones.

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