Timjer

@Timjer

Donald Trump #god-complex

Damn… I mean, I knew Trump was a sociopathic narcissist, and that some of his followers are crazy enough to see him as a god-emperor, but for him to actually publicly declare he is (a) god!?

How in the name of all that is sane and rational in the cosmos could someone who’s that legitimatly insane be elected president!? How can his fundie followers even allow such blatant blasphemy by their standards? I- just- how- …just does not compute.

Robert Lyte #fundie

the purpose of life […] is when you come and serve in the kingdom of God.

So, in other words, the purpose of life is to die, to end? That’s one of the most nihilistic and depressing things I’ve read here from supposed christians. Are you sure you’re not trying to convince people to commit mass suicide?

Seriously, as depressed as I am, I still believe the purpose of life is happiness. Be as happy as you can and spread as much happiness as you can.

Some Incels #sexist

And they wonder why we rope

Yes, we do. Because most of your problems could be solved if you just stopped being such self-absorbed, egotistical, whiny manbabies!

Besides, if you really want to commit suicide, I think it’s your right as a living being. But stop trying to pull everyone else down with you.

Signed, a person closer to being incel than “chad”.

SupremeG #sexist

Ah! My eyes! That mirror is so unbelievably shiny and reflective!

Lady Checkmate #fundie #homophobia

Cuyen #racist #sexist #psycho

First; go fuck yourself, you pussy. Also, as Crimson Ghost said, “Get a password to Africa to extort yourself a pygmy girlfriend”, how does that even begin to make one iota of sense?

And finally just some lifefuel for me; if it were up to me, I’d have your flight diverted to some tribe of man-hating Amazons. Just try anything there, you wouldn’t even have the pleasantry of “death by snu snu”, as I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t want to contaminate their gene-pool with your filth.

Eugenicist #crackpot

Autistic person here, one who’se also intelectually gifted with an IQ of (last I checked) 140. Also a home-dwelling anxious virgin. And you know what? I’d rather be unhappy but intelligent than happy but dumb. Yeah, I prize my (actual) intelligence far more than any potential sex life, shocking, I know. But then again, you wouldn’t understand, as you don’t have any real intelligence. Certainly not enough to be even remotely self-aware…

Besides, it’s cold hard logic. Happiness is faaaaar more abundant than intelligence these days (and that’s saying something), so by definition that would make intelligence more valuable, wouldn’t it?

reg509 #sexist

For fucks’s sake! Not the entire world revolves around you incels and your inability to get laid you know!? Most people don’t even know you morons even exist; as it should be!

Marion Hammer #wingnut

Incel Wiki #crackpot

Uhm, pretty sure it’s the incels that so desperatly want to bang their mothers, sisters, and cousins. Not us sane & healthy people.

That being said, as much as I am sickened by incest myself, I suppose one might argue that there is nothing morally wrong with it as long as it’s between consentual adults and they don’t reproduce with it… But I highly doubt incels care about any of that.

Anonymous #conspiracy #wingnut #fundie

Lady Checkmate #fundie

You know, in a previous comment I questioned wether Chekmated Lady is truly insane. I want to make it clear that by now I take back my scepticism, she really is batshit crazy.

Robycop3 #pratt

If god created women from men’s ribs, why do men still have ribs?

David J. Stewart #fundie #homophobia #conspiracy

I am a law-abiding citizen

You’re as much “law-abiding” as Trump is humble. That is, not at all.

I love everyone with God's unconditional love.

“unconditional”, you keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it does.

Daniel Gollus & Alian Caraang, Beyond Today #fundie #homophobia

Chad Ripperger #fundie #conspiracy

…Uuuuuuhm, I don’t know how to tell you this, but “The Ring” is not a documentary. Nor is it a pornflick. Unless your fetish is the corpses of underage murdered girls, in which case you’re clearly a sick psycho!

Besides, if the devil endorses porn, all the more reason to side with him, right?

Chad Ripperger #fundie #quack

…Isis was an Egyptian mother goddess, not a demon, and like most egyptian gods a rather benevolent figure (at least more than the greek ones and certainly YHWH). Also, not associated with wolves, afaik.

So, in other words, you fail mythology and culture forever. Here’s your big fat “F” and now go sit in the corner to think about- Well, just think for once. Otherwise, Sekhmet (a much more aggressive and badass goddess) will punish you somethin’ fierce. No, seriously, from what I read, Sekhmet’s rage makes the biblical plagues look like a wedgie.

hurrayforathrowaway and Danielle_Baptiste #sexist

@pyro

that our world is so screwed up that raising a child, of any gender, seems irresponsible.

Agreed 100%. I not only have that belief, but my mother too. We both believe that it’s irresponsible bordering on cruelty to have a child if you cannot guarantee that that child has a future. Especially these days(*). And quite frankly, fixing this world isn’t the job of our descendants, it’s the job of the asshole ancestors who broke it in the first place.

(*)And considering I’m 26, I can forgive her as she did not have that mentality when she made me.

David J. Stewart #fundie #racist

Look, DJS, I know you have a raging boner for the KJ Bible, but let’s be real here. Aside from being thick, dumb weight that might block a single regular bullet, it’s really not going to help much in a shooting.

In all seriousness, though, f*ck off, you sick vulture.

Also, the irony being that the US is one of the most christian countries in the world, yet it’s also the country with the single most mass shootings per year. And it “wins” that by a colossal margin. So I don’t think that that’s an angle sane people want to pursue…

Vincent Cheung #fundie

@WhiteNoise

I can see that happening. If it was GoW, Bayonetta, or Asura’s wrath, (or Doom Eternal, if the trailers are an indication) we’d finish the game by beating God to a bloody pulp, shooting his head off with a shotgun, and throwing the remains into the sun.

…Oh, wait, that’s what those awesome, cathartic games actually do!

Chad Ripperger #fundie

Rodrigo Duterte #psycho #fundie

Ralph Drollinger #fundie

Drollinger went on to say that it falls to the institution of the church to reflect the mercy, grace, love, patience and kindness of God

That’s fine and all, but where is it? No, seriously, Turdinger, where the frigg do your current authorities show any kind of “mercy, grace, love, patience and kindness”? I mean, the orange clown you nutjobs practically worhsip alone is the very antithesis of “mercy, grace, love, patience and kindness”.

Paul Bury #fundie

Lots and lots of pointless, hypocritial and outright false drivel. I’m not going to bother deconstructing any of them (and certainly not pretend I did it anyway).

No, I’m just going to enjoy my “sinful” yet masterful video games (Such as The Witcher 3 atm, or RE2, Vampyr, or the Secret World) to the fullest, while your “family friendly” games fade into obscurity. As they should.

Patsy Lambert #fundie

God has a plan for our life

Yes! Such an incredibly convoluted, pointless, and inane plan that either predetermines everything (thereby making free will nonexistent), including our afterlives, or one that has such nonsensical (and unexplained) rules to follow that countless people are still fighting each other to the death to this day trying to find out what the rules even are.

Remind me again why that plan is a good thing?

David J. Stewart #fundie

Mark Bradshaw #fundie

I am asking you to provide moral justification for WHY rape of an 8 year old is wrong.

…WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!!

Dimitri Verhulst #racist

FYI, while the translation is correct, the quote seems to be taken out of context here. Hang on, I’ll do some research first, it’s my country after all.

EDIT: From the few things I could gather so far, this isn’t necessarily fundie. It may seem antisemitic, but as far as I can tell the OP is merely calling out Israel on its own crimes in the whole Israel-Palastina conflict. Granted, his choice of words seems to imply Israel = all jewish people, which is what the controversy is mostly about, but it still doesn’t seem to be fundie per se.

Ezekiel in Exile #moonbat #conspiracy

Akhnai #wingnut

You will become a […] chaos god travelling through all facets of reality

…Dude, even Slaanesh would think you guys take it too far. Nurgle would be more than happy to give you “company”, Tzeentch would use you as disposable pawns, and Khorne… well he would pretty much be an alpha male-chad-bully to you pathetic whinebabies. Not things to look forward to.

Goddamnit, now I really want to see Khorne give wedgies to Incels and throw them in lockers while he makes out with dozens of “stacies” at once.

@TheKingOfRhye

Just vanilla catgirls? Pffff, once again incels prove themselves to be “pussies” (no offense to actual ones). Probably want them thinking they can easily control them. I’ll be much more impressed once they can handle Arachne or Minotaur girls.

LostVayne #wingnut #psycho

You know, I normally don’t endorse killings of any kind (quite the opposite), but sometimes Incels really make me wish I had open season to “hunt the whiniest game”.

Say what you want, but to me willfully taking away an innocent person’s rights means forfeiting your own, no question. And quite frankly there’s just a small step between endorsing a shooting and an actual shooting.

@Anon-e-moose

Well, surprise, surprise, Trump seems to deny any responsibility and instead places the blame of the shooting on the media and immigrants. But of course, in his eternal altruism, Trump will solve all the problems himself anyway… /s

…The orange monster truly makes me sick to my stomach and ashamed of being of the same genus as him. That’s why Lucifer (the show) made me rather happy when the titular character in one episode said that Trump will guaranteed be treated the an afterlife like that of Stalin and Mussolini.

incelistan.net #sexist

So let me get this straight: you refused to even groom and clean yourself on a first date with a girl you admit is not bad looking, expected to get laid then and there, and then proceed to blame her for being “slutty” for actually taking her date with you seriously?

SIGH Incels really are an utterly hopeless cause, aren’t they?

Mark Taylor Chris McDonald #conspiracy

@pyro

Don’t get me wrong, people are allowed to dislike something as much as others are allowed to like it. My point is that lately, is it too much to ask that I’m allowed to enjoy something, anything, without people from either side trying to make me feel bad for doing so?

I mean, I’m not telling haters they have to like something they don’t. So why can’t haters stop telling us to hate something we don’t?

Meanwhile, Disney is making billions over such successful and quality entertainment such as Star Wars & Marvel, while nobody cares about you or even knows about you. And dozens of years from now, Disney will still be known for the smiles it brought to people’s faces, while you’ll be forever forgotten, lost to time.

Seems obvious who’s got the better deal here.

But in all seriousness, why aren’t people allowed to just enjoy fiction anymore? On one side, there are these nutjobs who yell “EEEEVIIIIIILLLL!!!!” at everything that’s entertaining, while on the other side SJW’s call it all “BIGOTED!!!!” For the exact opposite reasons…

David Barton #fundie

But, I thought that according to you nutjobs Atheism was a religion, while Christianity isn’t (rather a “personal relationship with Jesus”), so does that mean that we atheists deserve special priveliges while Christians don’t?

…Works for me.

neurochemicalwarfare #sexist #psycho

Lady Checkmate #fundie

@Jocasta

For real? I mean, you can say that about a lot of people quoted here, and while I’m empathic to mental patients, it only really applies to those who are genuinly mentally ill, like Dunamis likely was. I mean, there is crazy, and there is crazy, if you get my meaning.

Yes, Katy Perry is in fact a former christian, it’s one of the first things I learned about her. And you know why? Because her parents where such extreme far-right fundamentalist nutjobs that they censored her entire childhood (the Bible was the only thing she was allowed to be exposed to), pretty much guaranteeing she’ll run away from that opressive lifestyle.

@Jocasta

Halleluja! There is a (benevolent) deity out there! When the time comes, we should all sing “Ding dong the bitch is gone…!”

CuckCuckITChicken #sexist

…You’re a dicknozzle and I can see why you’ll be single for the rest of your misrable, pathetic existence. I’d give you a taste of your own medicine if something like that wasn’t that much beneath me.

Now if you’ll excuse me, this description was so graphic I’ll need some brain bleach.

trilllizard666 #sexist

@checkmate
Male gamer here, please understand that this douchenozzle does NOT speak for all of us. And, quite frankly, putting “gamers” in the same boat is like putting “moviegoers” in the same boat. These days games are just way to varied. I personally really like games with really good stories, stories that are masterfully crafted and cannot be experienced through any other medium.

At any rate, what’s the matter OP? A gamer girl kick your ass at Fortnite or something? Good.

You know, I’d probably make a comment about masculine male video game protagonists kicking OP’s ass so hard his grandparents will feel it just for disrespecting women, but it’s late, I’m tired, and the OP just isn’t worth the effort.

@The Crimson Ghost
Ooooh, I have an old PS2 and XBOX I’m hardly using… Can we see if it can be shoved in there too? The brain does not seem to be taking up too much space…

Missing Universe Museum #fundie #dunning-kruger

Just look at how the human body is ingeniously packaged.

We eat and breathe through the same orifice, which has caused numerous deaths through suffocation. That is all.

Also, which moron builds plumbing right through the pleasure centre? And how come our mouths are too small for our teeth, causing numerous people to need correction in that place? And what’s the point of our tailbone anyway if it’s not a leftover?

Donald Trump quoting LindseyGrahamSC #conspiracy #wingnut

You know, the word “communism” gets used sooooooo much these days, usually as an insult towards everything even remotely left of you, it kinda loses all meaning.

And even if it was, communism isn’t bad per se, you know. I mean, I’m more to the right of the spectrum (and not apologetic of it), but when I see how “well” the very capitalist USA is doing, I’m starting to get envious of actual communism…

Seriously, say what you want about me, but Trump is living & perfect proof that democracy (and capitalism) is just too flawed. Sadly, it’s still the best system we have…

canino1997 #sexist #psycho

What the fuck is wrong with you!? You sick subhuman scum!

Seriously, are incels trying to be the most despicable monsters on the planet? Because they’re succeeding!

Donald Trump #conspiracy #wingnut

@SpukiKitty

Actually, Caligula is derived from the diminutive form of the term “Caligae”, which were a type of soldier’s boot at the time. “https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caligae” I believe Caligula’s nickname started because he wore small version of those when he was younger.

Aaaah, the things you can pick up from young-adult fantasy novels…

@Passerby
Now that you mention it, Trump really is just one clueless animal anointed his vice president away from being a carbon copy from good ol’ Caligula, isn’t he?
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…Wait a minute! Looks at Pence Oh! Your! God!

Donald Trump #racist #wingnut

places from which they came.

Says the clown who both admitted to being descendant of immigrants and who married immigrants…

Donald Trump #conspiracy #wingnut

I don’t have a Racist bone in my body!

You know, I believe him. After all, he’s spineless.

dsr478 #fundie

Wow, it’s almost like people can be decent, moral beings without all those… those… uhm, what exactly is so evil about them anyway? Alright, let’s see here:
“engage in riba” - apparently no two muslims can agree on what riba actually is. So why would we non-muslims even care?
“drink” - I don’t drink (alcohol) and even if I did, I don’t see the evil in it at all.
“believe in democracy” - …wut? Then again, democracy did lead to the orange monster, so I’ll give you that.
“hyper sexualize women” - says the person who wants women covered in burqa’s so because they (men) can’t control themselves otherwise…
“promote STD'” - When have we ever done that? No, really, when?
“accept suicide” - and your point is…?
“and don't even thank the one who created them” - I didn’t ask to be born, dad!
“or spew lies about the creator.” - Such as that the creator exists?

So, care to try again?

Anonymous #psycho

As someone who once had a dog that I loved more than some (okay, more than some) humans, I only have to say this: pleasebeatrollpleasebeatrollpleasebeatrollpleasebeatrollpleasebeatroll…!!!! Otherwise, pray that I never find you.

Lady Checkmate #fundie

Pretty sure that it’s is NOT infidelity as long as it is consentual, dumbass lady fuckface.