I think their only real definition of ‘gf’ is ‘HB10 whose personality doesn’t matter who I get to have sex with whenever I want’. You know, basically something like a sexbot but living so it counts.
I notice he also said that the girlfriend would appear in a week. Well, what’s stopping something from killing this incel before the week ends? Maybe he never even gets to meet this girl, at which point the button explodes and we never have to hear about any of this ever again!