Trump's a raging sexist who only fires women
Not in our world.
The Trump who only fires women is president of
the USA in the world where…
…the computer game Pac-Man was never made.
…there’s an international law saying that you can’t own a car that was made prior to your birth year.
…squids the size of blue whales are known to exist.
…the autopsy of Charlie Kirk revealed he had two livers.
…instead of flat-Earthers, there are cube-Earthers.