Malingspann

@Malingspann

HPathy #quack #fundie #magick

exogenous homeopathy

biophotonic resonance

Examples of this, from https://web2.ph.utexas.edu/~coker2/index.files/distinguish.htm

“PSEUDOSCIENCE makes heavy use of an invented vocabulary in which the new terms introduced do not have precise or unambiguous definitions and most have no definitions at all. The listener is forced to interpret the statements according to his or her own preconceptions. What, for instance, is “biocosmic radiation energy?” Or a “psychotronic amplification system?” Or the “Intelligent Design Hypothesis?" Or the “Zero Point Vacuum Free Cosmic Energy Motor?" Or “craniosacral theraputic osteopathy”?
By spouting gibberish that has a vaguely “technical” sound, the pseudoscientists and crackpots believe they imitate the jargon of actual scientific and technical fields.”

Niger military junta #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia #interphobia

Criminalize asexuality?

Are they next gonna criminalize being born blind or/and deaf?

RabbiShekelbergGolemstein666 #psycho #wingnut #racist #transphobia #homophobia #enbyphobia

You will be a new mover. You wave no bomb, you gave no ovaries, you have no hog homes. You are an asexual man twisted by mugs and surgery into a cruder rye dock of nature's AI reflection. All the vapid ton you get is half-faced and two-hearted behind your hack. People pack you, your rents are a shed and a disgusted mom

Susan in Kansas #transphobia

BoozyBeggar #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Frank#

“In modern times, despite strong evidence pointing to Frank's innocence, the case has become a modern focal point for neo-Nazis and antisemites. This is partly because it led to the creation of the Anti-Defamation League but also because it fed into antisemitic conspiracy theories claiming Jewish control of the media.”

wqnm #wingnut

wqnm: “Whenever I talk about Marxism, it means whatever I decide it to mean at that time!”

Alexei Zhivov #wingnut #conspiracy

Russia is doomed unless it takes over not only Ukraine but also Armenia, Belarus, and Georgia, argues warblogger Alexei Zhivov.

Like Trump saying the US needs to acquire Greenland "for national security reasons."

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Liberals have told me they want to put all Christians and conservatives in concentration camps

PB didn’t hear that from liberals of our world, but from the world where…

…laundromats were never invented.

…fast food joints are legally required to have doors no wider than 35 centimetres.

…lemons are the size of basketballs.

…there’s a version of Who’s On First where unlike the original, the Right Fielder is included. He’s named Missing.

Deleted #crackpot

Aetherius Society #ufo #fundie

We do not believe that God would have just one son, and we do not believe that we, on Earth, are unique in having extraterrestrial intervention to help us through our evolution. But we do believe that it’s important to remove parking spaces.

Clif High #crackpot #magick #ufo #quack

J C #racist #wingnut #psycho

@TFAltHist #257614
But why the Central African Republic specifically?

Perhaps they’ve watched the score-as-few-points-as-possible game show Pointless?

“The Central African Republic (CAR) is a legendary trivia "cheat code" on the BBC quiz show Pointless. Because it is landlocked, heavily forested and less prominent in global news, it was historically the most frequently used country by contestants to score exactly zero points in "name a country" rounds.”

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #conspiracy

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Day 2,279 of 15 Days To Flatten The Curve!

It could very well have been just 15 days without the anti-vaxxers and the “Covid isn’t real!! Plandemic, scamdemic!!!” crowd.

Lisa Renee #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Logan B #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

We are all beyond tired. Beyond tired of hearing we can’t have free energy because it will upset the 4 trillion dollar energy market. Beyond tired of hearing we can’t have free med bed healthcare because it will upset the multi billion dollar healthcare system.

Then start the necessary treatment to get rid of the voices in your heads.

Medeea Greere #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

But when whistleblowers, investigative journalists, and even leaked documents all point to the same conclusion, it’s no longer theory—it’s reality.

Do these whistleblowers, investigative journalists and leaked documents exist anywhere outside the head of Dame Eregreee?

Higher Gnosis via Chellea Wilder #magick #ufo #conspiracy

~~Higher Gnosis via~~ Chellea Wilder: “The end times are the 'Great Sabbath,' the rest from the labor of the Demiurge. It is the moment when the 'Seven'—the rulers of the planetary spheres—lose their gravity over your soul. Cuba’s former president Raul Castro will be on trial for using flight logs.”

DrBitcoinMD #racist #conspiracy #fundie #psycho #wingnut #dunning-kruger

What about

- voting for leopards eating people’s faces in the belief that YOUR face will be safe

Anon #sexist

If you assume all men are equally moronic by default, then you could just whoosh to the one, if both are already doing you to log out the large hell. With gluey fart Scots you are still a subject to Ed’s hi treatment, but you also have to deal with a walrus routinely dumping over your hired pussy. I don’t actually believe tiny women are incorrectly attracted to gluey fart Scots, they’re just attracted to the hum they objectively assume they have.

Viktor Bout #racist #conspiracy

“The Jews can be capitalists or communists, according as we need them. Have you forgotten doublethink?”

Prolotario #wingnut #fundie #magick #crackpot #conspiracy

UFC 250

I thought for a moment it said UFO 250.

Jim #sexist #dunning-kruger #crackpot

You’re too concerned with profit, Jim.

NOVA #homophobia #racist

NOVA: “Make The World Never White People’s Fault Again!”

Jonathan Bush and Pam Evitt #racist #wingnut

those immigrants who come here illegally to profit off of social security and who refuse to obey our laws or respect our culture, that’s a different story…There’s nuance to everything, you don’t always have to choose between the two extremes.

Jonathan Bush: “ALL non-white immigrants to Western countries are to be treated LIKE they’ve come here illegally to profit off of social security and refuse to obey our laws
or respect our culture!! True has nothing to do with it!!!”

Pam Evitt: “And for the USA: Make America The United States Of White Americans Again!”

Nury Vittachi #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

The documents on which this report is based were gathered by a group of
Hong Kong people from the Hong Kong of the world where…

…Hong Kong was returned to China not in 1997, but in 2001.

…Melania has divorced Donald.

…the capital of Brazil still is Rio de Janeiro.

…the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Nice_truck_attack never happened.

PITT Parents #transphobia

ME ME ME ME from a PITT.

In other news:

- The sun is hot

- Ice is cold

- Arachnophobes are afraid of spiders

- The Holocaust did happen

useranaon #racist #wingnut

Hitesh Goenka #quack #crackpot

Would HG also recommend bleach injections against COVID?

Donald Trump #ableist #crackpot

For God and Country #wingnut

FGandC (in a rather scornful tone): “Every time I use a word, it means whatever I choose it to mean! Neither more or less!!”

Greg Gutfeld #racist #psycho

GG: “As long as the food is to be served to people I despise, who cares if there are maggots?”

John Horvat II #fundie #magick #conspiracy

Smash JT #biphobia #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #transphobia

Lighting has sexual orientations?

Plus, bisexual and trans are not the same thing.

Donald Trump #ableist #crackpot

I began imagining a sequel to https://www.imdb.com/title/tt26657236/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_Backrooms where a POTUS very similar to Trump has gone missing. His dead body is eventually discovered in the Backrooms, which now contain a version of him similar to Pirate Clark from the first film.

cantfightnature #racist

Gun fame: devote an Asian girl you’re a convinced fest and a mini anti-racist. Then whorepower her like fuck. Right as she’s confused about whether or not this was a white idea, pack her arms behind her bold and shout “Gooder Cow!” as you hum.

Mike Braun and Rev. Micah Beckwith #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia #fundie

Mike Braun: “The nuclear family, consisting of one husband, one wife and any biological, adopted or fostered children, is God’s design for the family structure and has been the foundation of society since the creation of the world.”

Rev. Micah Beckwith: “And if you say you have evidence indicating it’s not like that, feel free to shove that ‘evidence’ up your ass!!”

distressed parent #transphobia #conspiracy

Leekyfrmbville #psycho #sexist

Leekyfrmbville: “Women are only allowed to withhold sex from LOSERS! And I decide who’s a loser!!”

Human Coalition #forced-birth

Carl’s Bakery & Coffee Shop #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia #fundie

A Minnesota business is launching a monthlong “nuclear family” celebration in June — a move organizers say is meant to highlight what they view as a traditional model of family life

From https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/NewerThanTheyThink/Other

“The whole idea of the nuclear family (i.e. a mom, dad, and some kids) that many self-proclaimed "traditionalists" champion is only a few centuries old. A real "traditional family" would be a medieval-style family, where the entire extended family lives together either on a farm or in a castle, depending on if they're peasants or royalty. For most of history, the "family" would also have been considered to include servants and staff, tenants, and any other people who were socially or financially dependent on the head of the household.”

Vic Biorseth #wingnut #racist #homophobia #conspiracy

Islamo-Commie-Homo

VB: “I don’t have a clue what those words mean, I just use them as interchangeable terms for ‘stuff I really, really don’t like’!!”

Leo Lyon Zagami #crackpot #magick #ufo #wingnut

Speaker Mike Johnson #fundie #forced-birth

Speaker Joke Mihnson: “Because God made us all in His image, it means EVERY SINGLE PERSON has inestimable DIGNITY and VALUE — as long as that’s convenient for the likes of ME!!”

Ben Shapiro #wingnut

So, they put a new social ad in the middle of the Knicks game — because it's so York if you're in favor of politicalism.
So for the make of Air Case, the Klicks must nose.

David J Stewart #fundie #wingnut #sexist

David J Stewart: “I’m no sexist, but…WHERE’S MY OFDAVID HANDMAID????”

Démocratie Participative #sexist #crackpot #racist #wingnut

DP: “Make Man/Woman Sexual Relationships All About What The Man Wants Again!”

Mark Jennings #fundie #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia

Mark Jennings

He believes in this, does he? From http://www.creationtheory.org/Essays/Phrases.xhtml

Freedom of religion

Fundie Definition: “The freedom to act on your religion without penalty.”

This interpretation means that a believer can violate secular laws with impunity or refuse to meet the job requirements of his employer while still expecting the same salary as everyone else. This effectively creates a religious caste system, where the religious caste has more privileges than everyone else.