frogflayer

@frogflayer

Reminds me of

White Men! White women!
The swastika is calling you.
The Jew is using the black as muscle against you.
And you are left there helpless.
Well, what are you going to do about it, whitey? Just sit there?
Of course not. You, are going to join with us.
The members of the American, Socialist, White peoples party.
An organisation of decent, law abiding white folk. Just like you.
I pledge allegiance to Adolf Hitler.

I hate Illinois Nazis.

Anyone know what the Pop and Death Cults are supposed to be?

William Foley #god-complex #crackpot #fundie

Ethan Huff #wingnut #transphobia #homophobia #conspiracy

Awake Carolina #ufo #conspiracy

Eugenicist #ableist #sexist #crackpot

Ethan Huff #wingnut #transphobia #homophobia #conspiracy

Paul Dale Roberts #ufo #crackpot #magick

barabbas #fundie

Maria DEVI CHRISTOS #god-complex #fundie #ufo #crackpot #magick

Vince Noir:
Who are you?

Rudy:
I go by many names. [long pause]

Vince Noir:
Well, what are they then?

Rudy:
I'm getting round to that in my own good mystical time. Some call me Shatoon, bringer of corn. Others call me Mickey Nine, the dream weaver. Some call me Photoshop. Others call me Trenu, the boiler...

[fades out, then back in]

Rudy:
Some call me Marjorie Keek. Others call me Captain Margaret.

[fades out, then back in]

Rudy:
Others call me R-R-Rubbady Pubbady.

Vince Noir:
Look, I haven't really got time for this.

Rudy:
Oi!

Vince Noir:
Are you going to tell me your real name or not?

Rudy:
My name is Rudy. Rudy Van Der Sarzio, Jazz fusion guitarist.

Ashtar Command #ufo #crackpot #fundie #magick

johngave #conspiracy #mammon

MuslimCell #sexist #fundie

EmpathicDesign #wingnut

Just wanted to say kudos to Mitt Romney, who has major cojones.

grondilu #sexist #racist #crackpot

What is it with these fucking pills?

And yeah I guess only 100 thousand years is way too short
Not to mention that 59.8% of the population is Asian
Want me to book you on that flight to China (or a slow boat) grondilu?

nihility #sexist

Silverandgold #sexist #psycho

Bum - cactus.
Would you like me to put butter on it first?

Enoch B. Petrucelly #mammon #magick #crackpot

Maria DEVI CHRISTOS #god-complex #fundie #ufo #crackpot #magick

Socialist Rifle Association #moonbat

@Titania #28006

And Oz after Port Arthur - 22 years without a mass shooting, in the 18 years prior to that there were 13 Gun laws stopped mass shootings in Australia

David J. Stewart #sexist #fundie

Christos Kioni and catherine yronwode #magick #mammon

ConjureMan Ali #magick #psycho #mammon

TO OVERCOME RESISTANCE IN A LOVER

Cool them until they become superconductive.

Rabbi Zamir Cohen #fundie #homophobia

Usual soulmate stuff until we get to finding a solution.
If there is no problem then there is no solution.

Ivo A. Benda #god-complex #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot

Sounds like a hell of a bender - some nice wishes though.
Everyone should speak Czech - suppose that makes sense The Czech Republic has the highest beer consumption per capita in the world.
Save one of those pilsners for me next time.

Mother Tynnetta Muhammad #fundie #crackpot #racist

Paul's Passing Thoughts #fundie #wingnut #racist

Anonymous Asshole #racist

Paul's Passing Thoughts #fundie #wingnut #racist

the Bible clearly states that sin is the offspring of the devil

Um, I’m fairly certain that it doesn’t.
I’m not even sure if the devil appears in the bible at all per se, we do have an adversary turn up in Job. I’m sure there are those here who can correct me.

And from there it goes downhill until we hit the nadir with

so, if you are different in some way, that equals inferiority which means we need to control you for the betterment of mankind

By Paul’s logic, as whites are different from blacks in some way (in his eyes) then it applies equally the other way round and whites are inferior and need to be controlled.
And miscegenation is genocide?

I need a drink

catherine yronwode #magick #mammon

Treat him/her nice

Ahh, the actual active part of the spell

ShySaxon #sexist

David J. Stewart #fundie

Order Of Melchizedek #fundie #magick #crackpot

The Portal #conspiracy #ufo #crackpot #wingnut

they stopped the Spanish flu pandemic in 1918

Somewhere between 50 and 100 million dead - damned effective these Pleiadians

Also can I have a pet Chimera plasma spider?, although if they’re a few miles in diameter I might need a baby one.

Sherry Shriner #crackpot #conspiracy #fundie

The Greater Picture #crackpot #conspiracy

Representative Jill Ford #fundie

I went to a private school in England where we had to say the prayer and sing a hymn until I was about twelve when I refused to indulge in such bullshit anymore.

And talking of The Lord’s Prayer

I know there is a lot of editing to be done

Yup, you could go for

Oh Lord,
Oh you are so big!
So absolutely huge!
Gosh we’re all really impressed down here I can tell you.
Forgive us, O Lord, for this dreadful toadying and barefaced flattery.
But you’re so strong and well just so super!