Michelle Bachmann: “I ask, Oh God, that you would take your iron rod and I ask that you would smash me soooooo hard baby ‘cuz my my husband NEVER smashes me AT ALL for some reason!…”
*meanwhile in another location…*
Marcus Bachmann: “I ask, Oh God, that you would take your iron rod and I ask that you would smash me SOOOOO HAAAAARRD! Oh BIG DADDY IN THE SKY! OH YES *fap fap* I’M SUCH A BAD BOY, MY BIG STRONG SEXY LEATHER JESUS DADDY! *fap fap* OH SEXY BARBARIAN, I MUST BE EDUCATED…I MUST BE DISAPLINED!…”
I know the “Marcus Bachmann’s an effete Camp Gay closet case” is both old and perhaps problematic but I couldn’t help myself.
JON STEWART: “Is he teaching people not to be gay or is he like the Green Mile guy, just absorbing it all?”
BELOW: A photo of the Bachmann’s fantasy…
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…except in Mark’s case he’s dressed like the “Biker” from The Village People.