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remot econtrol #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[Title: Atheists, if we come from monkeys....?]

NO OFFENSE INTENDED


if YOU come from MONKEYS have you ever had a sexual attraction to a monkey or any other animal???

I mean FOR YOU it would be like making love to another human right, i mean we're all animals in your opinion, so I was just wondering???

geeks_gadgets #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Is this pure fantasy or just evolution?

OK, an explosion happen (made of or where it came from is yet to be answered) Then the earth is formed, then a density of rock is created, then it starts raining for billions of years over the rocks. after that a soup is created, the soup TURNS (itself) alive.

Then we started evolving. There were reptiles turning to birds. However, at some time there had to be a bird with 1 leg and one wing. It could not possible fly or walk. How did it survive?

The fish came from the water and started changing into walking animals. There should have been a time the the lobe-finned fish had half fish, or a similar body structure. Oh, we still have lobe-finned fish today.

There is another connection between mammals and cows. They say mammals have an almost direct link with cow. Yes, mammals used to walk. However, we have yet to find a mammal with legs.

Hip bones were said to be useless in mammals by evolutionist also appendix in humans. They call them vestigial organs.

Is evolution pure fantasy?

rift3r #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[In a response to the question "Christians, if you were born in the middle east to a muslim family, do you think you would you be muslim?" additional details:or would you have a revelation and become a Christian?]

Yes; I'd be down with Jesus whereever in the world I was! Muslims deny Jesus's word, that's why we must bomb those devil worshipping blasphmers to hell.

Explorer #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[For the question: Why should gays get a FREE pass out of the military?]

Gay is a different sex between male and female. Very difficult to classify them. Unless the military is willing to spend to set-up a different section for them including different hostel and not mix with male or female.

Leelee #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Question: I dont get it? Biblical question?
When Adam was kicked out of Eden, Yahweh commanded an angel to guard the entrance to Eden with a flaming sword.

um, swords werent invented until like, thousands of years later. And Adam, being the first human to walk earth, definitely did not make fire.

Answer:flaming swords were invented in heavven long before

non noob #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Why does it suck so much to be a atheist?
atheists believe that they are nothing, the big bang was a minor accident and just happened creating life and everything, they beleive that they are monkeys, and what the heck maybe a snitchy atheist is gunna report this.


atheist beleive that they are nothing, their families are nothing so why dont they just walk off the empire state building?

[?] B ? #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Well, most athiests are enviorment freeks. Almost like hippies. They believe that some planets clashed and made a new planet. I am a christain and i know that god made everything in this world. Nothing is true without god.

Buddy #fundie answers.yahoo.com

(The original question is about how Christians could believe that loving people like Gandhi are going to hell)

god is love
so if you do not know god you do no understand love
you may have tasted you may have touched it but you do not understand it

pogi ako #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Fellow evolutionists I have something to tell you!!!...?
This morning I was taking a walk out side... than ALL OF THE SUDDEN A bunch of wood fell from the sky, and eventually, they fell exactly into the shape of a rocking chair!!! Then I sat down on it and was chillin for a while.. Cool huh?

Preys Jesus #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Question : Does any other christian find it soo hard to love these ATHEIST.. I know I am suppose to but they make me sick
how they think that they are so smart and really to deny Christ is the single most stupid thing that a person can do..that is not smart at all.. I have a college degree and am a school teacher I am not stupid.

Answer :Don't worry we will have the last laugh when they are burning in hell.

sjwest74 #fundie answers.yahoo.com

What is the difference between an atheist on his death bed, and an atheist in the prime of his life?

Well the atheist on his death bed gives us one less atheist to deal with and he or she can enjoy there eternity in the hell they say doesn't exist.The atheist in the prime of their life is no more fruitful then the death bed atheist so basically time because they both end up in the same place.Hell!

steve s #racist answers.yahoo.com

I know answering a question with a question is wrong but here goes' Why with all the flooding in the mid west was there no looting of high dollar stuff going on? The flooding was almost as bad there as the aftermath from Katrina! Case closed!!

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Giggly Giraffe #fundie answers.yahoo.com

The Holy Spirit is the "Lord, giver of life" ... so every sexual act (masturbation through intercourse: loving, though abusing) invites the Holy Spirit and you're having sex with God. The reflextion on your sexual acts shows how you love LIFE: God, yourself, and others.

forevermemorable #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Don't you find it interesting that only God and Jesus' name is blasphemed and no other god. You don't hear people going around saying, "Buddha darn-it" or "Allah darn-it."

Its interesting that God made one of His commandments to not take the Lord's name in vain. And what do we see all around us...people using His name in vain. Why not any other god? Maybe its because the other gods are not real and when something goes wrong, God's name is used as a curse word.

And why do all Atheists and other religions out there use His name in vain, if they don't believe in Him? It just doesn't make sense.

Jamie L #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[In response to the question "Why is God such a complete douchebag?"]

how dare u!!!!!! dont u ever talk like that! it is our punishment for being like this! God probably is doing that because people like u dont do the right thing! u r a bad influence to all people because alot more peope should start to believe in God. he is the reason we live! and u should worship him!!!! God isn't happy with people like u but u should know that He loves u! dont u ever talk like that! u just hurt the feelings of mostly everyone that lives on this earth!

B.. #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Question about Evolution?
Humans and other primates have evolved from a prehistoric ape(s). In this case, us and the primates would have lots of connections with each other. And if that's true, shouldn't we be allowed to be engaged in sexual activities with other primates?

kip_rev #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[Responding to a post about an atheist's kids being made fun of at school by fundie kids]

Atheism is like racism in that they are taught and not natural philosophies. We as Parents teach our children racism and atheism. A child is born ignorant of skin color and that there is a higher power. Both of these learned philosophies not only hurt a child mentally but retards them socially.

The reason I lump racism with Atheism is because they are both unnatural and learned processes of thought. Both go against what the majority of the world believes or follows. They also tend to cause the child to grow up with a deep resentment of their parents and society. Hopefully your children will become functional adults who search for the truth and eventually disregard what was erroneously taught to them.

The Big Deal #fundie answers.yahoo.com

If you believe in the theory of evolution why do people have different languages? you will not say again its in the process of learning..because as far as I know if you indeed believe in chipmunks as an origin of your life why do monkey parents will teach his kin different languages if he can teach only one language.. so I strongly believe what it say in Genesis 11.. Please Read The Tower of Babel..Hope this will be a point to those who want to have a proof of God.

Grade A-hole #racist answers.yahoo.com

Grade A-hole: Why do hawaiians,indians, eskimos and mexicans all look alike?
and when I say indian, I mean wears-feather-on-their-heads indians, not smelly, third world country indians.

Hawaiian Punch Drunk:[Is it any coincidence that if you just exchange the places of the first 2 letters in "a-hole" you get "haole"(hawaiian word for white people)?]

Grade A-hole:
Hawaiian Punch-drunk, don't get pissed off at me just because you look like a mexican in a coconut
bra.

Annie #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[I like the punchline....]

I myself do not see it happening that way at all.... If you will read the account of the flood you will notice how sudden and devastating it was...... Water came from every known point and direction..... the sky, the earth, etc..... it was so fast there was no time to panic nor seek the Ark for salvation !!! the people were simply LOST !!!!! go in peace..... God bless

mike #racist answers.yahoo.com

I was curious why do you tend to see black people giving their children "African" names like Queefa, Shaqauqua, Trashita, Crayaun, Takeisha, Nakalakareika, etc.?

I was also curious what the status of these names were among the larger black community? Do these "African" names belong to only a minority of the population? Are the people who have those names looked down upon? Don't these parents realize that the hideous name they give their kid will be on the top of every resume/job application they ever send in? Don't they realize no respectable employer is going to hire their kid so they can answer the phone and say, "Hello, thanks for calling Business X, this is 'Vaginita' how can I help you?"

JesusismyLight #fundie answers.yahoo.com

["I'm an Atheist. Why do you make my kids feel like they should hide who they are?
I've always wanted to ask this.

I have 3 great kids. My eldest daughter won 6 scholarships, primarily based in her volunteerism in the community. She hates alcohol and drugs as does her sister. Her teacher told me she "modeled compassion" for others. Her sister is very caring and her issue is displaced africans. She volunteers and literally gave every dime she has for "Invisible Children" which helps those less fortunate in Uganda. Little brother Jack is a philanthropist. For two years he volunteered helping an autistic boy, who was 4 years younger than him. Teaching him how to interact with others, etc.

And yet --- all of my children have come home in tears many times. Told they are going to hell. They acutally are very honest people but they have learned to lie about their most basic beliefs because "I don't believe in god" would kill them socially in a school.

Why is this? My kids are so great and...they shouldn't have to endure this. They wouldn't make your kids"]

The teasing is only a spec of pain compared to the fiery fires of Hell.

fmko #fundie answers.yahoo.com

How can atheists claim to know what is reality and what is delusional, is it I'm right your wrong logic?
are atheists the same people who would have called the Wright brothers crazy and delusional...because man can't fly...

go #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Why are atheists so boring, hypocritical, and evil?
We already know they're Pagans because they worship science and nature (as proven by the fact that some of them capitalize these words) and that they have no morals because they don't believe in God. It's funny to see the large amounts of atheists who repent on their deathbeds: Darwin, Carlin, Huxley, Clarke, Sagan---- (just to name a few), they all repented.They found out the truth. You never hear of Christians repenting. Ever wonder why "born again atheism" isn't a term while "born again Christianity" is? It's because Christians know the truth, and atheists don't. Atheists take Bible verses completely out of context and use that as failed arguments against Christianity. This shows that they aren't as logical as they try to appear. Also, most atheists are evil dictators. Polpot, Stalin, Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-il, Mao Tse Tung, they were all atheists. I don't even think they're human, they can't be. No human can be as hypocritical and boring as an atheist.

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They are also very boring. To see proof of this yourself, browse the R&S section for a day. Innocent questions concerning religion are answered by atheists with horrible humor and overdone sarcasm. Any answer that correctly answers the question but that even slightly asserts the fact that there is a God is immediately given 26 thumbs down, meanwhile the idiot atheist who answered the question with something along the lines of "Religion is nothing but fairy tales invented to brainwash and control the masses" gets over 9000 thumbs up.

Repent your sins, atheists. I prayed for you today.

Robert Wilkins #fundie answers.yahoo.com

How do I save my son's soul from the going to The Bad Place(H*ll)?

Yesterday, I was washing my 13 year old son's laundry and one of his socks was stuck together from the inside. Needless to say, he must've engaged in b*dily behaviors that are unbiblical.

I am not kidding here, I am a level four Top Contributor, and I would not ask this for laughs. I realize how serious this is, as I have once fell prey to these horrible and defiant a*ts against God.

A translation of Genesis 38 and the story of Onan was:

"It is better to cast your seed in the belly of a whore than spill it on the ground."

That may not have been in the text itself, but I hold it to my religion beliefs. I would rather not talk to him about this. I am thinking about installing a camera in his room, not a hidden camera mind you, and removing the locks on all doors in the house.

My father did something of the like for meI now realize why it was he did that, it was for the better.

I do not want my son going to the bad place, our family must stick together. and if one falls we all fall

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When I threw away the stuck together sock, it had a yellowish tinge.

I remember that tinge from the days I fell from grace.

Putting cameras in my son's room is not illegal.

I am pretty familiar with the law, me being a lawyer and all.

Coriolanus #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[This guy is fucking nuts!]

Is there a "Final Solution" to the Atheist Problem?
As I see it, we need to move towards religious apartheid:

Atheists and Theists cannot co-exist: There needs to
be separate development.

I am therefore proposing that the Atheists are
evacuated to labor and re-education camps
where they will receive strict Bible instruction
and also do a fair day's work.

Once reservationized, the Atheists can become
decent and normal human being before being
released back into the population as God-fearing
American patriots.

What do you think?

Sentinel #fundie answers.yahoo.com

(in reply to question : How could a mother enjoy Heaven, knowing that her atheist son will be tortured forever in the fires of Hell? )

"all those in Heaven will be eternally happy and sadness etc will not be felt, and along with this they will no longer be related as they were on earth, as all will be of one family of God and as such will fully realize that those who freely chose to reject God`s love, deserve to be where they are, and will not have any attachment to them whatsoever."

Coriolanus #fundie answers.yahoo.com

How should we deal with Atheists who slander God?
In America, "freedom of speech" is sacrosanct.

But we still prosecute people for slander, libel,
perjury etc.

What about those who slander the Divine "Creator"
mentioned in the Declaration of Independence?

What about those who slander the God "in whom
we trust"?

As I see it, the penalty for this treasonous slander
can be only one thing: DEATH by firing squad.

But perhaps I am being a little harsh.

Would 1000 hours of community service or 5
years in jail wihout parole suffice?

Bajingo #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Have we become too worldly?
Nowadays it's not unusual for athiest to adopt children or even be parents themselfs. As recently as the 1970s we made sure that children had a right to God, and banned athiest ppl from indoctrinating children from orphanges etc.

http://www.parentdish.com/tag/john%20and...

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/articl...

Should we stop down on athiest 'adoptions' more theses days?

Or is more wordly better in the long run, even if children get a bad un-Christian start?

Phil W #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[How do Christians who deny the big bang explain all of the evidence for it?

Einstein's general theory of relativity implies that the universe cannot be static; it must be either expanding or contracting.]

Oh yeah and I guess Einstien saw this all happen. Einstien was a dreamer.

God on the other hand made everything, I know because I know God, you on the other hand do not know Einstien...

??? #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Not the kind that we normally think of. Slavery in the OT was a volentary act by the slave if they couldn't afford living expenses. They would submit themselves to be slaves in exchange for food, shelter, etc. When their time was up they could choose to go or stay. Many stayed in gratitude to their masters.

Bb B #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Why do christian women use drugs in labour if labour pain is punishment from god?

for those of you saying it wasn't punishment have you forgotten their punishment for eating the fruit? suffering in childbirth remember? it's punishment!

if he forgave them he would have stopped the pain himself surely! come on

Samuel C #fundie answers.yahoo.com

What answer would satisfy the mind of a finite creature about an Infinite God? If the answer was given to you would you believe in something you don't understand? If you take the time to study to show yourself approved to God, a workman not being ashamed , rightfully dividing the WORD of truth, you would not have a problem with the Bible's answer to this question. Research, study weigh out the pros's and con's. Then make a choice to believe or disbelieve, because you'll have an understanding that you didn't have so the ball is in your court! Are you willing to commit time in research? (Free will is just making a choice/decision based on feelings, information or some guided unbelief or belief.)

(In response to Did God create bananas to keep atheists up at night?)

The Chair #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Yes, Were living in them I also believe that Obama will win and do wonderous things in office and bring peace in the middle east, and give the Jews back there land as was predicted in the bible then he will make himself a throne in the new temple and his fangs and true colors will come out and he will slay all those who refuse to worship him as the Messiah. I truly believe he is the Anti Christ. I dont want him to win but know he will because it was predicted and that he is just a means to an end!

reporter_daily_planet #fundie answers.yahoo.com

You do not understand, nor believe in the power of Him. Say as a young child you are sent away to live in the wilderness. No human contact, no books, no bible, nothing. You have just learned to survive all these years. Of course this isn't your fault and our wonderful mercyful God will see that. He knows your situation and God will find you, even when you can't find Him. Sometimes it takes terrible things (not caused by him but the Devil) to make us see that. But remember ask and ye shall recieve. Walk with the Earth Mother, Praise the Heavenly Father.
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Coriolanus #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Are the majority of atheists brainwashed?

Or is someone holding up placards with the
words "Sky Daddy", "Imaginary Friend",
"Flying Spaghetti Monster", "Invisible Fairy",
"Santa Christ" for them to read from?

Is it true that Atheists are those people with
vulnerable minds who are susceptible to the
kind of anti-religious propaganda emanating
from Hell itself?

Have they been unwittingly duped by
those who practice pseudoscience and
call it "fact", and those who revise history
and call it the "past"?

Does anyone seriously contend that Atheism
is anything other than a crime against reason
and truth?

Simbo #fundie answers.yahoo.com

God exists, those who believe we evolved from an ameba need to consider this: why did we happen to evolve on a planet that has everything we need to live on it? why did we turn out to be shaped like men? the things atheists base their religion off of are too fragile and thin to be supportive of anything they say.

Brian J #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[From thread if creationism and evolution can both be believed in. Eighth answer down]

Evolution is a silly, stupid theory with zero science to support it. It is also a religion because you have to have "faith" in the theory.

The bible says the earth was created about 6000 years ago.

Evolution theory says the earth formed billions and billions of years ago. These two views are drastically different.

There is actually much more evidence for a young earth as mentioned in the bible.

The two views are completely opposing. They cannot both be correct.
Creation is a much more believable origin.

The Raconteur #fundie answers.yahoo.com

OK, so has anyone stopped to ask WHY people are NATURALLY homophobic and not naturally gay? Operative base word here being 'nature'.

The reason that gay folks face so much opposition is because they are opposing nature themselves- with their disgusting, shameful acts they defile themselves; but their hearts are so seared they feel no shame.

R.C. Brown #fundie answers.yahoo.com

"Why do some atheists say that other atheists aren't real atheists? Every time I point out that the recent Pew survey says that 21% of atheists actually believe in God, I get a flood of messages from people saying "those aren't real atheists."

woadhunter7 #fundie #psycho answers.yahoo.com

So you want some kind of utopia? man you suck. I would not want to live in a utopia, the bad makes the good worth having.

[Hah, you don't want to live in a utopia because the bad is necessary for the good. I guess god lets children starve to death every day so you can enjoy your modern medicine and internet connection more.]

Why yes Paul when I think about that I am happy I live here, thank you.

[Oh well, as an atheist I'll never approve of torturing children to death to make my coffee taste better. I guess that sort of thing requires Christian morals.]

Kirby #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Why doesn't anyone believe this truth?
i dont know why people wont believe this. this is going to happen and everyone just shurggs it off as a bunch of lies

the reason god doesn't like gays, or asians is because they do not have souls. let me explain. people who do not have souls bare some characteristics of the devil such as bad eyesight and no hair, and average intelligence (asians are good at math and engineering and gays have big vocabularies). the devil creates gays and asians and sends them to earth to convert regular church going humans into atheists and agnostics. after the apocalypse, the devil is going to gather up his army of atheists, agnostics, gays, and asians and is going to launch a full blown checmical/nuclear attack on heaven. now, god knows this, but the devil is very powerful, and works his way around god's powers.

i am trying to save the future generations of us humans to spreading this truth. the more beliver we have, the more chance we have of surviving. how do i make people believe it?

Banana S #fundie answers.yahoo.com

If God ISNT real, who created the earth?? And seriously, the big bang is not real. If it is, how would it have been created? even bigger, did it created 'Everything'? No. God did. Theres proof out there. ask ANY Christian. Praying is the most proof you'll get. If you ask for protection, You'll get it. No matter wht.

xxskilledxxx #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[Question: How many people here honestly believe god planted dinosaur bones to trick us (or test our faith, if you will)?]

I believe god made us curious and therefore realized we'd look back so he put things like the dinosaurs for us to find. Kinda like a test to weed out all the skeptics

purrrrfectionist #fundie answers.yahoo.com

(In response to:
hypothetically speaking....?
what would you do if every woman on the planet decided to be made sterile and have abortions?

Im not trying to get anyone riled..just thinking...what would we do......)

Nothing, because God is in control of this world. Not women.

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