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Annoyed #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[Question: What is the purpose in saying that atheism is a religion?]

Answer

It sure seems like one. I've never seen a group so rabidly defend their beliefs and ridicule others for not believing the way they do. Atheists have a few "catch phrases" that they all use, even though they put believers down for quoting the Bible. They're all following the guy who coined the phrases "flying spaghetti monster" and "pink unicorn" while believers follow God's word. How is that >really< different?

Don't give me that "because they believe in reality" bit. I believe that God is as real as you and I, so that one doesn't fly with me.

ned f #fundie answers.yahoo.com

"God was pretty useless to Mary, don't you think? She really needs a place to have his baby. She didn't even consent to have it, he dumped it on her, and he can't even give her lodging. She has to have it in a barn. Way to go, God. Can't even help the woman you dumped a baby on."

Actually, you are missing the point of the story.

Society back then did not care about women or unwed mothers -- especially women who were so poor that they had to have their baby in a barn.

The point of the story is that god still cares about you even when no one else does.

You sound like a spoiled brat if you always think that compassion means material wealth & comfort.

Should God have given her caviar and bon-bons?

Tiger #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Pals, atheists, gravity is not the factor that makes the earth move on its orbit; nor the energy that ...?
.. it gets from sun. Earth runs on its orbit with none of the above. Where do you think the Sun getting it energy to rotate in its orbit? Why did science think once that the Sun does not move and is still, while Bible foretold years back that the Sun moves? Stars and Planets are given energy within themselves to move perfectly in their respective orbits. They don't get it from each other. Gravity is not the force that makes earth rotate in its orbit; gravity only attracts, it does not push (to cause to move forward or around).

How did these planets and stars got its own "energy" to move on?

Mommy #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[Question: Is it possible prove god exists by comparing him to something that really does exist, without sounding silly]

Answer:

There has to be a God because when you think about it a man can't make a woman. And a woman can't make a man alone. So God have to be here.

[Don't know what's which is worse, the question or the answer]

Your worst nightmare #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Atheism is a misconstrue of reality at the most basic level and has given rise to such harmful ideologies such as Marxism and nihilism. Most tragic of all though is how deeply irrational atheism is, a form of irrationality that itself almost defies comprehension. The reality of God is manifest all around us, from the unimaginable vastness of our universe with it's hundreds of billions of galaxies to the complex micro-universe of individual cells to elaborate machinations in animal and plant physiology's and the diverse ecosystems the comprise.We can also add to this list the phenomena of human consciousness, moral truths, the existence of beauty, miraculous occurrences and fulfilled biblical prophecies.
To miss the divine import of any of these aspects of God's creation is to flout reason itself. Yet, this is precisely what atheist's do, and it points to the fact that other factors give rise to the denial of God.
Atheism is not the result of objective assessment of evidence, but of a stubborn disobedience; it does not arise from the careful application of reason but from wilful rebellion. Atheism is a suppression of truth by wickedness, the cognitive consequence of immorality.
In short, it is sin that is the mother of unbelief.

Abbot Winslow #fundie answers.yahoo.com

How will Atheism be remembered?

The year is 2095 and a journalist is writing an obituary
for Atheism: Do you think it would be written as such?

"Atheism was a pseudo-rational philosophy that grew
in favor in the late 19th century, peaking in the early
part of the 21st. It came to be associated with the now
defunct Darwinist explanation of life and Marxism.
From then on, it steadily declined until a point in the
mid 21st century where it was no longer taken
seriously in public and scientific discourse.

The central tenet of Atheism was that there was no
Intelligent Originator of the universe and life.It
postulated the notion that everything came about
purely by chance. It took an antagonistic and
condescending view of Religion and religious
freedom. Morally, Atheism was nihilistic in nature
rejecting any core or absolute values and denying
the existence of good and evil.

The last declared Atheist died yesterday after
suffering from delirium for several years. Miles
Dawkins is survived by his wife and child"

Spidey-Sense #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Why do rectarded ( "rectal" + "tard") = atheists implore the Christians for knowledge?
on R&S, and is that not actual proof that rectarded athiests are too dense to realize they are product of their environment and programmig to such an extent as to be unaware of it?

Rectarded atheists self acknowledge:
1.) They are Americans.
2.) They know only of Christianity.
3. They think they are original but in reality are prisoners of their own cultural programming and are too RECTARDED to know it.

As a Christian I would encourage other Brethren to support annexing the North Pole as an Atheist Colony so the RECTARDS can show the rest of us the true way, and demonstrate their RECTARDED superior intelligence by stoppping their new found country from melting before thet become RECTARDS without a Nation?

King's Kid #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[How did Noah get food for all the millions of animals inside the ark for a whole year?]
1. Perhaps God just shut down their need for food by nourishing their bodies without them having to eat. God has the power. He can do anything.
2. Remember Jesus giving that sermon on the mount and there wqs a multitude of hungry people? Jesus told the disciples to take the 7 loaves and the 7 fish and start feeding them. They did and the fish and bread never ran out. God has the power and can do anything including feeding people from nothing. Even a wedding feast can run out of wine and Jesus can make more.

cb52211 #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Why won't Obama just admit it?
Why does he always say he's a Christian. Anyone can see he's muslim.

Fact: In an interview, Obama mentioned that Muhammad's prayers are the most beautiful sounds.

Fact: He said that if he wins, he will swear on the Quran, not the Bible.

I could keep going, but I want to keep it short and to the point.

So why doesn't he just admit it? Is he afraid that will not go over well in the polls? Honestly, I couldn't care less what religion he is, I just want to know.

Hugo #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Atheists...how do you explain complexity?

In the Cambrian period there appears complex perfectly formed animals. If 'evolution' was true, then wouldnt there have to be more than a few years *PRE-Cambrian* to invent all these perfect species from nothing? You must agree that we can; go from 'NOTHING' and then a few thousand years later have all these wonderful complex creatures withouth CREATION?

If you agree that this then why dont you accept Jesus?

Darwin Was Wrong #fundie answers.yahoo.com

(Anyone watch the show "Reaper" on the CW? Is it any good?)

Sure it's a good show. If your anti-God. This blasphemus show is based off of the Christian faith but makes a total mockery of it. Instead of having Satan evil and out to destroy humanity, he's portrayed as this 'cool', likable guy who, yeah is evil and all but really deep down he's has feelings and is just misunderstood*rollseyes* Give me a break! And last Tuesdays episode was the last straw for me. One of the characters dies and goes to Heaven but, get this- not only is he a demon, he's a homosexual. Let me repeat that: A gay demon gets to go to Heaven. I'm really at a lost for words about that. Liberal television strikes again.

xxskilledxxx #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[Question: How many people here honestly believe god planted dinosaur bones to trick us (or test our faith, if you will)?]

I believe god made us curious and therefore realized we'd look back so he put things like the dinosaurs for us to find. Kinda like a test to weed out all the skeptics

Naomi #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Bible skeptics, did you know the Bible predicted global warming?

The Bible reveals that in the near future, there is coming a time of great distress upon the earth: “And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring; men’s hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken” (Luke 21:25-26).


If the Bible is not divine, how could they have specifically predicted climate change thousands of years in advance?

Buddy R #fundie answers.yahoo.com

(reply to the question as to whether morality is subjective)

Atheists are in a difficult position. Without God, there can be no such thing as an absolute right or wrong. Laws then just become one person's subjective morality imposed on another person.

An atheist who is consistant with atheism has to say that there is nothing inherently wrong with raping a baby. Viewing it as wrong would only be a subjective opinion.

Given that that is the case an atheist can't say that anything anyone does is wrong.

Aztec276 #fundie answers.yahoo.com

How do evolutionists account for human reproduction?
The human reproductive system is incredibly complex...slight problems/variations in the female body can easily result in the death of the egg/fetus AND the woman.

Now, add the male to the equation...Evolution requires that males and females co-evolved in perfect harmony...each change in males was matched by a corresponding change in females...or extinction occurs.

So how can the exact same evolutionary mechanisms (internal and/or external) that cause males to become "more male," simultaneously cause females to become "more female?" (in perfect harmony, mind you)

The only possible (non impossible) explanation is that humans evolved as individuals having BOTH male and female organs...and then once reaching full development...slowly "devolved"...a split...one group becoming only female; the other only male (again, in perfect harmony).

But this is required of ALL animal species. There is no plausible answer.

This is one of the reasons I find Evolution to be absurd.

anonymous #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Why don't atheists realize they believe in fantasy?

They've replaced factually based angels and demons with "energy" and "dark energy"

Yeah, OK, atheists! It's "dark energy" that makes people evil, not demons. lol

Christinaa #fundie answers.yahoo.com

if you dont believe in god your going to hell, and people always say well why would god send his people to hell, god sent you hear to spend your life deciding if he was real, god spent his time making you so why would he want someone that doesnt love him like he loves you, the devil loves all these people saying tey dont believe in god,

the bible says believe in me no matter what you hear or what people say or how many challenges you go threw, believe in me,

if scientist proved he wasnt real, i still woould believe in god, im a firm believer, always will be, no matter what all these immature people have to say

Phil W #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[How do Christians who deny the big bang explain all of the evidence for it?

Einstein's general theory of relativity implies that the universe cannot be static; it must be either expanding or contracting.]

Oh yeah and I guess Einstien saw this all happen. Einstien was a dreamer.

God on the other hand made everything, I know because I know God, you on the other hand do not know Einstien...

midge #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Q: Can anybody give me a good nonreligious reason why gay marriage should be outlawed?

"yeah---you don't cook in your bathroom or crap in your kitchen but they both have plumbing. Why is that?---It is disordered. If you saw someone relieving themselves in the kitchen you would be just as upset as the rest of us are with the homosexual acts. It is just plain wrong."

Lion of Judah #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Atheist women, why do you live your life offending/tempting angels?

I say offending/tempting because it appears that there are two ways to look at it. But as you live your life, angels look at you. And when they see you not wearing a head covering around males/not having long hair, they get offended/tempted by you.


So my question is, why do you offended/tempt angels of the Most High?

I don't trust liberal policy #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Do people who abort babies think about what that kid would have been like?

Additional Details (In response to statistics about Christians getting abortions)

Sez - completley FALSE information!
NOT ONE CHRISTIAN WOULD GET A ABORTION!
If someone claims to be christian and aborts a baby- they are NOT REALLY CHRISTIANS.
The bible says there will many False Christians

fmko #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Do most atheists have a superiority complex or an arrogant complex when it come to yahoo R&S?
when you break it down...they only disagree with or dislike the religious view...so do they tend to have an arrogant or superiority complex...because you can't prove there is no God with logic...lack of proof doesn't equate to not existing...rational and reason are subject...oh and lets not forget them calling theist silly because if God is possible so is the tooth fairy and the like...leaving out the fact that we don't worship those things...

Cram T #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[Question on Yahoo Answers]

Aethiests arent you worried about your afterlife?
"life is short."

I'm just curious, because if you guys don't believe in God aren't you like insanely terrified of death?
Logically thinking, one would be horrified being an anthiest and dying especially if you dont believe in anything. you have no idea of where you'd be going. And, ampethetically speaking, if those Christians were right then you'd be doomed for an eternity in hell. (longer than a million times the time spent on Earth)

So my question is as an Aethiest arent you worried about having to inevitably step into the unknown (death)? and what do you think will happen?

carriespnc #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Why do people hate God and the Bible, or not believe at all?

Has humanism puffed up your self-esteem so much that you don't need God? Think you're too smart? Why then is the Bible too confusing for you? (You know it was written in the English language in 1611 to farmers of a 5th grade reading level.
College text books change every year yet all are taught as fact for that semester and to question it you are just ignorant. Yet the Bible (KJV1611) which came from the Textus Receptus which comes from the Old and New Testaments written in Hebrew and Greek respectively, which was completed around 90-100AD is not taken seriously as a history book?
Where do people think we got our year from? It has been 2007 years since Jesus birth. He died (and rose again)around 33AD. This is history, the Bible is a very good read and even if you don't believe it, but maybe it will soften your heart and you won't have all this hate towards Christians.

Lizz #fundie answers.yahoo.com

My son is dating an atheist what should i do?

My son asked if he could bring a girl to the house to study and i was happy that he had taken an interest in dating. They were reading in his room and i came in to bring them some snacks and started chit chatting. I asked her what Church her and her family went to and she disclosed that they were...atheists. I literally grabbed the cookie out of her hand and told her to leave our home at once. She started crying, my son was all upset, and now i feel like the bad guy. But i am just trying to be a good mother.

b_j_for_jesus #fundie answers.yahoo.com

"if you believe evolution
then jesus can't exist
but that's not all
because hystory says that he existed
so the truth is just in your hands
and you have to decide if it's true or not
and don't say that evolution isn't about believing
it's just a theory not a fact"

Betty Boop Oop A Doop #fundie answers.yahoo.com

If we give in to Homosexual and Lesbian marriage where will it atop?

Bisexuals will claim they have the right then to a wife and a husband or two wives and two husbands. where and when will it ever end not until the entire country is married to each other. and what about pedophiles with their claim to the right to marry children.

Curiosity Strikes #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Concerning this question...

"What flaws are there in the BIBLE? ex.where are the dinosaurs?
someone else said that it speaks of the world being flat. Anyone find any other flaws?"

"If you look hard enough you'll find many places where the Bible is scientifically accurate. I'm not a science-y person, but even I can find places (like in Psalm 8:8, when the author talks about "the paths of the sea" - ocean currents)."

Eternal Hell is Love #fundie answers.yahoo.com

[Another one]

Atheists, Jesus loved you so much He spent 3 days in hell. Why can't you....?

just say a pray and confess for Him. He will keep you from an eternity of flames and torment. How can you turn your back on the hell he went through for you. Once you are saved you are always saved. Go back to sinning if you wish. You will have been saved from the flames of hell. Please, please, just ask Jesus into your life and escape the flames forever. How can you not understand this logic. What will it hurt. My heart is burning with desire for you to pray now. PLEASE.

I am not a troll. Trust me, trust a pastor.

Jesus FREAK #fundie #psycho answers.yahoo.com

(Jesus FREAK strikes again ! )

What are the two consequences of the view that humans are only highly-evolved animals?

Answer : 1. You WILL go to hell.

2. You WILL not go to heaven.

3.You WILL deserve every moment in hell.

4. I WILL be sure to watch every evolutionist down there from up there. GOD will grant me the knowledge of who is who. =)

Arcen #fundie answers.yahoo.com

When I was 7 or 6 years old several years ago watching the cartoon Scooby-doo I was influenced by these occultic things.

What are these occultic things in Scooby-Doo show you ask? As I can remember there were witchcrafts, voodoo dolls, spells, levitation, witches, demons, satanic and occultic symbols.

And how did they influence me you ask? Not only me, but the children around me watching the show also. They and I were amazed and curious. We had this desire to make spells, learn magic and rituals, and "Put dangerous and inappropriate things in a large bowl with fire and sticks under it."

And yes I tried it before.

Well, i'm above 13 yrs old and below 18 yrs old. It is bad for the eyes and ears of the children to watch and hear these kinds of stuff because their minds are open and they can be easily influenced like I was.

shannon b #fundie answers.yahoo.com

What makes people believe science over religion?
There is no hard facts about global warming. Dinosaurs DID live with human. They found dinosaurs bones and human bones of the same age.
We didn't come from monkeys, we have the same D.N.A. because WE CAME FROM THE SAME GOD!!

sarah_gibson@y7mail.com #fundie answers.yahoo.com

How can you call yourself religous if you aren't even Christian?
My minister at church said all people who believe in other gods like muslim will go and burn forever in the firey pits of hell. How can you even consider thinking about another god apart from the one real god. my minister also saiud that acolored person as president would be the antichrist and woudl change things. So how can a peron who is non christian become president when god isnt looking after them because they dont belive in god because they are going to hell

Annonymous #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Do you believe Stephen Hawking is physically challenged due to his rebellion and anger towards God?

Don't you agree that if he prayed to God and accepted Jesus Christ into his heart then that would cure his retardness.

2FollowHim #conspiracy answers.yahoo.com

[Yahoo's resident Flat Earther]

There's way more proof. And easy to follow.
Still, there Seem to be Some points for the globe.
But for every One for the globe, there's 5 or more for flat earth.

Spinning, tilted, wobbling, pear shaped, oblate...Who knows?

It's worth it to study Who began NASA.

After 13 Billion dollars, NASA gets One picture? And it is photoshopped?
I think NASA took vengeance on USA... Tricked them.
It reads like a Sc fi story.

Water is flat, horizon is flat, railways don't curve.

Jeancommunicates #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Did you know that 95% of americans are scientifically-illiterate?

Answer :From what I saw this very young girl thinks we are illiterate because we refuse evolution.

America became the most powerful nation in the world because of our literate Word of God, the Holy Bible. We are becoming illiterate because we refuse to read the Bible. Without the Holy Spirit who teaches us all things, we are becoming illiterate.

She's blaming religion and I'm blaming the lack of the Holy Spirit within Americans. Our churches are watered down, lukewarm and useless. Try a few different churches from your own and you will wonder where is the Lord in this church.
Satan has crept into our churches and the devil is preaching in the pulpits and America is confused.

The Word of God teaches that Judgment begins in the house of God.

This young girl has been hurt by an evil church group who became a stumbling block to her. How many Americans suffer from being hurt by church members? How many Americans have left churches before they joined thinking that all the church wants in their money? How many Americans have been to churches that never once gave an invitation to make a public profession of their faith in Christ Jesus? How many Americans have left churches wanting to know Jesus better but never once were they told how to learn more about Christ Jesus? Or how to be baptised? Or what it takes to be saved? Or what it takes to have a relationship with Christ? Or what is being born again? People walk in and walk out of churches without ever being taught about the cross of Jesus.

I wish 95% of Americans were Christian. If the little girl thinks science can teach her things. She has no idea what the Holy Spirit can teach her.

jonathan #homophobia answers.yahoo.com

[in response to whether or not homosexuality is a choice]

Is bestiality a lifestyle choice? No, and neither is homosexuality. Your desires from homosexuality stem from being abused as a child, or demonic spirits working in your life.

Numerous #fundie answers.yahoo.com

{responses to earlier question by I Love Jesus! about an atheist child}

ellinka:buy him a Bible for his birthday. have a talk with him and a real one! convince to go to church just one time! and this time he cant make any excuses. pray for him, wow you're a good christian to be concerned about others and to try to help them out.

Jesus is lord! : pray for him. maybe try talking to him about Jesus. non-believers are our responsibility.

now involving everyone else who is answering, whats your problem?! you treat us Christians as though we're scum! we are trying to teach people the truth, not "brainwash" them!


steadfast : keep praying, be a good witness.

Simbo #fundie answers.yahoo.com

God exists, those who believe we evolved from an ameba need to consider this: why did we happen to evolve on a planet that has everything we need to live on it? why did we turn out to be shaped like men? the things atheists base their religion off of are too fragile and thin to be supportive of anything they say.

Chuck R #fundie answers.yahoo.com

Can atheist and christians come please?
atheist: why do you actually think there is no God?
theres so many facts around the world. i mean a big bang cant make the whole world. and anyways. who made the bang? who made the universe? who made humans have thousands of launguages? it WAS proven that there was jesus. how does the sun, moon stars etc stand perfect in the same place? if a "bang" happened why didnt another one happen? and anyways since your just science only doesnt it scare you that the world could just stop spinning any second? im not because i have faith.

Christians: what are you catholic or protestant. and why?