A day in the life of a gay.
(Is anyone else bothered by the phrase "a gay"?
7:00 Wake up
7:05 Look over at stranger next to him, cant remember his name.
7:06 Butt fuck him anyway
7:30 Dress in weird clothes
7:45 Walk to work among people pointing and saying things like: Look at that fag, its disgusting.
8:00 Get to work.
8:05 Listen to conversations about people living normal lifes (Married, kids etc)
8:10 - 12:59 Surf internet for disgusting gay porn.
13:00 Walk to gay restaurant among fag remarks on street.
13:15 Suck random fags cock in bathroom.
13:30 Get back to the office.
13:40 Boss calls in fag about shit work performance.
13:45 Gay pulls out the "discrimination against gay card"
13:50 Boss realises he can get into lots of trouble if he fires a fag.
14:00 Faggot leaves for gay pride parade.
14:15 - 17:00 Butt fucker walks in the most fucked up and weirdest parade among people shouting: DIe of aids fag!
17:15 Get back to house.
17:20 Eat a healthy vegetarian meal that taste like shit while watching Oprah.
18:00 Starts to get ready to go out.
20:00 Takes cab to gay bar.
20:15 - 22:00 Get drunk and high!
22:15 Cock suck stranger.
23:00 Butt fuck stranger.
24:00 Die of aids.