(Context she’s commenting on a news story on an anti-vax site about Mattel’s new autistic Barbie)
Wait for it...quadriplegic Ken, sexually-molested Skipper, terminal-cancer Kelly, asexual Allan, single parent-raised Stacie- just celebrating our diversity!
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Aren’t all Barbies sexually assaulted? I mean, their panties are sealed on them, now, but for the longest time…
But, anyway, why would you be opposed to diversity in a line of dolls? YOU don’t have to buy Wheelchair Barbie for yourself. Or even for your daughter if SHE is in a wheelchair. But maybe some inclusion is desired? By SOME people, obviously, not you selfish people.
Autism is a genetic condition, and it is 100 percent NOT like sexual assault. Kathleen, first of all, very Karen name. Second, shut up!
autistic Barbie
Could be in a Barbie 2.
Maybe alongside Synesthetic Barbie, Tourette’s Syndrome Barbie, Trans Woman Barbie, Albinism Barbie…
"Wait for it, wannabe-dictator, bigot, nutjob, eugenist, masterdebator... the crazy barbies are coming!"
Wait for it...quadriplegic Ken, sexually-molested Skipper, terminal-cancer Kelly, asexual Allan, single parent-raised Stacie- just celebrating our diversity!
Well, OK, a “sexually-molested” doll might be a little weird, but I don’t see a big problem with the rest, to be honest. And what’s wrong with “asexual Allan” anyway? I never read those “Archie” comics, but isn’t Jughead basically asexual?
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Isn’t “Asexual Allan” just regular Allan?
Okay, also some people headcanon him as enby, but there’s no reason why he can’t be both.
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