America's only hope to stop the spread of communism. All the big leftist cities that put these clowns in charge will be wiped out! We will be whole again!
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America's only hope to stop the spread of communism
What, you?
Joseph McCarthy had infinitely more power to do the same and look what happened to him: he died a pickled irrelevance when it ultimately blew up in his own face.
After that, a certain someone said of that thing ‘McCarthyism was now McCarthyWASm’. That which was wiped out by he who simply let it have enought political rope in which to hang itself. A stroke of tactical genius that was almost military in scope: let the enemy destroy itself by doing precisely nothing .
That’s why - to use said someone’s slogan in a campaign which ensured said someone was elected twice - I Like Ike.
That’s right: Dwight D. Eisenhower. Supreme Commander of the Allies in Europe during WWII who ultimately reached the absolute pinnacle of human ambition: President of the United States. As opposed to ‘Tailgunner Joe’: the laughingstock of the US Marines.
You think you can succeed where an actual politician more than failed, OP? You’re even more of an irrelevance than that which wiped itself out.
“And then and then and then, we'll stop Communism by turning America into a one-party country, just like the USSR!”
(long pause as the hamster in his head slowly slogs itself back onto the wheel, takes a shot from a hipflask to shake off the tremors and gets back to a lethargic jog)
“Ah shit, I played myself again!”
@JeanP #205003
"I pity the fool, thug or soul that tries to take over the world, then goes home cryin' to his mama!" -- Mr. T
"I pity the narcissist psychopath that tries to take over the world, fails and then calls for global destruction, not being able to live with the thought that others may have a better life..."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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