Lmao yes all those men fucking baste’s future wife right now are the real suckers, just training her up and stretching her out while future hubby spends his days relaxing and watchdogging on the internet, waiting for the fruit to ripen.
Sure her uterus will be ravaged up like the projects by the time he gets her but at least she’ll be experienced enough to take his dick once a month.
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