DEAR, SENATOR TEEN-BOY-WRESTLER-DIDDLIN’-GUY-SO-MAD-HE-COULDN’T-EVEN-WEAR-A-JACKET-TODAY…
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[NOTE TO EVERYBODY: Don’t click on the above while eating]
… Look at this thing! This is not a meatloaf. This is a severely-infected-with COVID-19 lung. A young, otherwise vibrant and healthy lady caught the bug and this happened and she survives only due to lung transplants.
For those who get it in a less-severe way and just get something like the Flu, they still have some permanent damage, like totally lost or impaired sense of Taste & Smell and even some mild brain-damage.
Even comparing it to The Flu doesn’t made it more harmless… many have died from the Flu!
Look; I get it. People want to work and go out… but you guys aren’t even willing to compromise by reopening everything but mandating masks, vaccines and social distancing at the same time. Your ilk thinks Science was invented by The Devil, personally and that the world’s a mess because a naked couple (consisting of a mud-golem and the golem’s rib-bone) from 6,000 years ago ate an enchanted fruit recommended by a talking snake…
… and you guys think that’s more rational-sounding than millions of years of genetic adaptations branching out into Lemurs, Monkeys, Apes & Hominids.
You can still be a devout Bible-Believer and still accept Science and Evolution! “Adam & Eve” is a mythical allegory! WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO FATHOM?! The point is what the story TEACHES not the details of said story!
SO WEAR YOUR FRICKIN’ MASK YOU RAGING JERK TEEN BOY LUSTER… OR I’LL SEND A HORDE OF HULKING HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR WRESTLING CHAMPS TO PIN YOU TO THE FLOOR, TWIST YOU INTO A PAINFUL PRETZEL AND MAKE YOU SCREAM “UNCLE”… THEN SOME PRO-WRESTLERS WILL BODY-SLAM YOU UNTIL YOU LOOK LIKE THAT COVID-LUNG!
