[RE: Biden’s infobox on conservapedia]
Personal Life
Date & Place of Birth: November 20, 1942 (age 78) Scranton, Pennsylvania
29 comments
Is this aimed at low-income white men who thinks that voting Republican will prevent foreigners, minorities, women, socialists, gays and liberals from ruining their lives?
@Speakeasy #77629
I didn’t put it in the quote but the number is attached to a citation that leads to a borderline conspiracy website’s article related to deaths caused by a crime wave that is, supposedly, caused by ‘Defund the Police’, which, in the Conservapedia-verse, literally just means it’s Biden’s fault, even though it had basically nothing to do with him.
Military Service: 4-F
(*Sigh *):
image
You're not even trying any more, Conservapoodia.
But one thing's certain, Andy Schaftafly: the Biden Derangement Syndrome is strong with you.
This is ridiculous, even for these idiots.
US Color Revolution just sounds like a band of rogue hairdressers are crossing the country & giving random people dye jobs or highlights. Should I ever encounter any, I’d like to have my hair done with red highlights. Red highlights on already copper hair is catching, especially in the sun.
Try to come up with some a bit less insane next time, Andy. You’re inviting the mocking.
4-F? No, he was 1-Y, due to asthma.
He'd be called, but only in an emergency.
@The_Crimson_Ghost #77641
And the actual article it links to is somehow even more ridiculous, being about a SECRET! EVIL! CONSPIRACY! by the EVIL! Deep State to take over America/rig the election/yada yada yada blah blah blah, you get the drill, by starting a race war (which, in Conservapedia’s world, helps apparently). It’s also rather redundant considering they already had another article about the exact same insane conspiracy theory (called “”2020 Leftwing Insurrection””), though I guess the difference is that the latter article just talked more about George Floyd/Black Lives Matter and such.
@Douche_Vile #77647
Leave it to Andy & Co. to try to trigger Helter Skelter.
Normally I’d ask why these imbeciles believe this obvious garbage, but I already know the answer. They swallow this because they want to.
Jesus Buttery Fuck, they actually claim in the same “article” that Biden has both increased police powers and somehow let crime run rampant by defunding the police. They actually had the balls to imply, with a fucking picture of Joe and his kid at a Redskins game, that their presence at said game led to the team changing their name after folks realized it was racist. Andrew, what fecking reality do you live in, you fucking moron?
666% True Joe Biden Facts!
* Joe Biden killed the trilobites.
U.S. Color Revolution. No, we aren’t racist, we just think degenerate black people, Muslims, and Hispanic immigrants need to be controlled with brutal force because Judeo-Christian values.
Conservapedia, ROFLOLOLOL! There, that feels better.
The only thing you idiots got right, was not blaming him for 400,000 COVID deaths.
I think Conservapedia likes Biden. Sure, calling him a socialist, communist, marxist, fascist white supremacist isn't the nicest thing to say, but they didn't call him a liberal so there have to be hidden sympathies somewhere in here.
<@Dr.Weird > #77772
I realize this thread is old but I only saw it today. My initial impression was that they're pushing it as a belief, that white supremacism is a false conspiracy theory. But it still defeats the other items of the list if so. I'll consider it confusion, like the rest of Conservapedia.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.
