Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut creators.com

Wow, San Francisco sure scored a lot of points in the locker room after the game, when no one was watching. How convenient.

Sound familiar?

What a spectacular comeback! That turned a 25-22 K.C. Chiefs victory into a 46-25 landslide victory for San Francisco.

Kansas City officials bitterly complained there were no witnesses in the locker room to verify these scores.

They also complained about illegal alien players scoring. And dead players scoring. And players scoring for the 49ers who had recently moved to another team and no longer played for San Francisco. Kansas City officials complained that the player rolls have never been cleaned.

Sound familiar?

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