I'm dreaming of a Covid Christmas,
Just like the ones I knew before,
Simple minds accept it,
Muddled minds embrace it,
And they all grow dumber more and more.

I'm dreaming of a Covid Christmas,
Filled with needles and jabs of joy,
Where liars blather,
And traitors gather,
To smile and poison every goy.

I'm dreaming of a Covid Christmas,
With every idiot in a mask I see,
They're all so stupid,
Living lives so putrid,
Accepting slavery with such glee.

I'm dreaming of a Covid Christmas,
With every death I see today,
Where poisoned syringes glisten,
And dumbass Americans listen,
To every lie that comes their way.

I'm dreaming of a Covid Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know,
May your days be merry and bright,
And may you one day see the light.