Yeah here’s the thing: Even making the incredibly generous assumption (indeed, with your consistent record of provably false statements taking anything you say as informed or factual counts as being stupid, like sticking your hand in an open flame three times before concluding fire is hot and then a fourth time because someone said it was actually cold stupid) that you have not invented this “poll” from whole cloth or are severely misrepresenting an actual poll by a respectable entity you will at all other times including the next breath denounce as fake or this poll doesn’t solely consist of a loaded question by and for your active supporters who typically know nothing and don’t even care if what they believe is true a poll is gathering opinions. Polls concerning who is going to be president are taking the answers participants give as statements of their intent when it comes time for them to vote, not something incontrovertable, which is why reality may not reflect the polls on election day. Opinions are not facts. No amount of “feeling” otherwise will change that. You constantly lying about everything may affect opinions but they won’t change facts. And the facts are clear.
Your 70 empty stunts in court all failed miserably to produce one iota of evidence of any of your claims, many realizing from the off that with no possible substance to the claims they would make for the cameras outside the court carefully chose their language in front of the judges to avoid making those same claims directly because such an egregious falsehood and waste of the court’s time could cost them their practice. The “recounts” you demanded (only where you lost, of course) failed to produce evidence of your claims and Cyber Ninjas even after stalling for time, pushing far beyond the scope of what they were authorized to look at, grasping at such wildly nonsensical straws as checking for traces of bamboo in paper to see if the Chinese forged ballots which is about as subtle and logical as looking for pizza grease to implicate Italy, spent more time blatantly trying to compile a hit list of people who voted against you so your thugs could harass them and in fact found a few hundred Biden votes that were improperly discounted. Quite a few of your voters were caught voting in multiple states. The ID laws Republicans tout as being for election security failed to stop these shenanigans in states that had them because they were never meant to stop fraud at all, they were always meant to provide an extra barrier to minorities voting because their ID can be taken away at a whim with no justification and it’s not questioned or condemned as it would be if police do it to white people. It’s why they fight against any suggestion to supplement that law with free government issued ID that cannot be seized. The judges and officials you kept leaning on and floating nonsensical pretexts to simply throw out votes and suspend found no way to do so that would hold any water whatsoever and you know if they thought if they had a snowball’s chance to quell an erupting volcano to succeed on that grift they’d have gone all in on it. Brian Kemp blew you off and he’s gotten away with blatant cheating before.
In contrast to the gaping void of nothing you have in place of evidence for your own claims in addition to the shit you did live on television for all to see like falsely assert that mail in ballots could not be legitimate (they’ve been in use since the very begining of your country and are the only means for deployed soldiers to vote, you just zeroed in on an easy way to target and illegally segregate votes with the liklihood Democrats would be using them more than Republicans as they considered the pandemic you pretended was a hoax a real threat and did not want to contract or worse spread it while your followers repeatedly marched to their deaths and spread the disease beyond all attempts to contain it on your empty words) and going even further physically removed legitimate boxes whilst setting up fakes elsewhere to spoil the ballots cast in them, openly encouraged the use of armed intimidation, straight up declared yourself the winner without counting the votes and “claiming” states you lost in for “electoral vote purposes” while your idiot cronies blatantly stated they would try to circumvent the vote and shift power to venues they control or otherwise abuse their position to make sure the transfer of power never happened, etc… ACTUAL investigation into events caught on tape members of your campaign walking Republican voters step-by-step through how to register themselves to vote in multiple states simultaneously by listing relative’s addresses as their own and even your own aides such as Mark Meadows registered similarly under multiple addresses including a fictional mobile home though he evidently did not vote more than once. Then there was a staggeringly bold attempt to “appoint” slates of fake electors who would declare you the winner with no regard to the vote tally that was stopped in its tracks and again caught on tape. The investigation into your interference with the post office showed deliberate sabotage even beyond your malfeasance with the boxes. Your previously mentioned “perfect phone calls” caught on tape with your standard MO of threats by implication and vague leading allusions you want other people to finish to give yourself deniability getting so cling-wrap thin and transparent you straight up asked to “find” the exact amount of votes needed for you to pull ahead.
And despite how insanely damning all of that is it was played down by your political opponents in the Democratic party rather than capitalized on to spare the Republican party’s reputation on the naive presumption they would recognize just how narrowly they were escaping a second civil war since regardless of the scope of the complicity, the scale of the corruption, the and undeniability of the sheer amount of evidence of this series of coordinated acts all meant to subvert the democratic process fears of a coup and acts of violence would be the immediate result of one of the only two viable parties in your stupid political system being collectively outed and punished as an overtly criminal organization that by the letter of the law could no longer occupy public office. You stirred up the 1/1000 scale preview of that scenario on Jan 6 when you refused to take the lifeline and bow out scott free, because despite all the damage control in your favour and all the work meeting the Republican party three quarters of the way so their voters would not have even a hypothetical reason to feel threatened or a loss of their agency - agency that already effectively overrides everyone else in your country in practice - your sheer butthurt and ability to conjure the ghost of a reasonable fear from completely unreasonable nothingness was enough to spark it. But what happened instead was they were emboldened by the lack of consequence and abilty to hide behind you either as a scapegoat for their own misconduct pretending it’s about you or else banking on the threat of you and your mob. They’re more comfortable, more determined than ever, to disregard all notions of the law knowing through your example they do not have to have any basis in reality for statements they make and that they can even go as far as calling their own voters idiots right to their faces and somehow end up with the opposite of the logical consequences. So they actively shoot for a second civil war because the survival of the nation does not actually matter to you or the thoroughly emasculated bootlickers playing at a parody of alpha male you’ve left in your wake, just the idea of “winning” when you clearly didn’t but you take it that way if you can make anyone else mad or miserable.
You have been shown clemency beyond what royalty and Popes could ever have reasonbly expected to face in eras and nations where they literally made and changed the laws as they saw fit and the latter was considered infallible by divine right able to cast down even royalty that defied them. By all rights you should already be in prison rather than openly threatening everyone from the judge and clerk (WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING OBSESSED WITH HER YOU COLLOSSAL WEIRDO? IS IT ANOTHER FUCKING SEX THING?) of the court assessing the financial penalties for a case you already lost all the way up to the sitting president of the United States and multiple members of both parties over making outrageous and unsupportable accusations of a conspiracy because you’re finally facing long-overdue consequences for financial crimes that were committed decades before your political run and the stalling tactics that have kept so many thousands of cases from being resolved previously in the hopes your accusers would run out of money or you’d just die of natural causes helped along by being an obese overindulgent old bastard before you got to where you’re sitting now could not be kept up indefinitely.
You can’t become a historical footnote and cautionary tale soon enough. The damage you’ve already done to your country - hell the world and human condition at large - may be irrovocable at this point. Your cult will outlive you and will continue to poison all we hold dear until their self-destruction finally claims them and their dying breaths are spent blaming everyone else. In the meantime I can only hope their sheer ignorance doesn’t cause a revival of smallpox. They’ve already regressed medical knowledge in America to the point where essential oils, garlic in socks, and literal voodoo are commonly relied on to combat diseases that have been known quantities for decades instead of medicine with decades long track records of success. Hell basic hygiene like washing your hands is being villified for the dumbest imaginable reasons.
You’ve turned a developed nation into the shithole you so casually slander others as when you want an excuse to ban immigrants. Speaking of immigrants your whole fear mongering race bating anti immigrant shtick is more than a bit hypocritical for someone who is himself an anchor baby for a woman who by the letter of the law should have been rendered permanently ineligable for citizenship and deported when your father lied about her status on the census before she was naturalized. It’s funny how an exeption was made for her, even with your father’s history of run ins with the law including being arrested at a riot started by the Klan. My, never talk about these white riots or shifty white immigrants dominating the world of financial crime, human trafficking, or sexual exploitation of minors either. But despite all of these being so relevant to you that’s a rant for another time.
Your influence has left a global political vacuum Russia and China are currently capitalizing on in the aftermath of you proving once and for all America can not be counted on by its allies in any capacity whatsoever. Not just because you, the most unfit individual imaginable, ran the place into the ground but because you did so as everyone that could have held you to account stood by slack-jawed and drooling afraid to use their own legal power and despite life becoming demonstrably worse under your reign of criminally incompetent terror an alarming chunk of the general population is more than willing to deify you and that means they will put someone just as actively destructive as you in power once again who will be similarly entirely unhindered by any opposition as they descend into madness. You consistently and flagrantly treated allies with more open hostility and contempt than any of your actual enemies. You made abundantly clear you honoured no alliances, no international agreements, no written contract of any kind. With deliberate purpose you put an end to the routine affirmation of existing alliances removing them from prepared speeches and tearing down the idea of shared interests even outright attempting to extort countries that host American military bases as though America’s military was an occupying mercenary force or even a gang demanding protection money not to go on a violent rampage. You repeatedly by both incompetence and willful acts of spite leaked sensitive information that imperiled operations of your allies globally. You outright betrayed the Kurds, instrumental in the fight with Islamic terror groups and holding numerous tactically valuable members of their leadership prisoner, ordering a sudden and rushed abandonment of an American base they inevitably left valuable material goods and potentially sensitive technology at to make way for the Turkish invasion. Turkey at that moment in time despite being a fellow member country of NATO was suspected of firing on American troops in an attempted provocation. Presiden Erdogan, an authoritarian strongman you naturally decided was your kind of people, was vocally hostile to the American presence but I guess bypassing America and buttering you up directly makes all that disrespect and shots fired water under the bridge. The Turks moved right in and claimed those materials getting an unintended free gift from he American taxpayers. The meals in the mess hall were even still warm. Oh, and they sprung all those terrorists the Kurds were actively helping your soldiers capture before you knifed their backs and ran enabling groups like Islamic State and the Taliban to bounce back from “effectively routed” to “running this bitch” and making the exact people you wanted to ban from America a credible threat to America once more. Was the temporary flattery from an increasingly despotic loser who considers Caillou (a cartoon child) a threat to his masculine way of life and continues to shit talk your country worth it? Caillou has better hair than you BTW. Throws fewer tantrums as well.
I hope that some semblance of order is consolidated in a stable and long-term partnership and that it happens in a timely enough manner that Russia’s weaponization of White Nationalism in the west can be focused on before we burn down everything we’ve built saving them the effort of a real fight like Ukraine. They might not bother to come claim the ashes themselves and leave us to a self-inflicted hell, and I have no idea if that’s a comfort because it means everything we do from there we do to ourselves. Similarly I have to put hope in the long odds we get our shit together and slow growing acceptence of China’s autocratic agenda due to a long worsening negligence on the part of western powers of the importance of steady diplomatic relations in favour of antagonistic posturing to impress the explosive outgrowth of xenophobic voters with no concept that the world outside their borders can function without their leave, ill-advised attempts at economic bullying, and generally only really understanding gunboat diplomacy rather than mutual benefit measured against China’s stability of industry at the cost of human rights and comparative reason in more subtly aggressive negotion. Remember that? Subtlety? Not fishing with wild accusations hoping to intimidate or blackmail on the flimsiest grounds anyone whose name you repeat thinking that as long as you speak in implication there’s some magic force that will protect you? Not an overt litany of insults and bombastic promises of violence that ultimately mean as much as the screaming of an infant?
Not being taken seriously ever again was the best case scenario when you made overt threats against China hoping to blame them for the virus you ignored and invented an ever increasingly unhinged and convoluted conspiracy over in the face of you consistently making the situation even worse than if you had simply done nothing. Mark Milley - the general you openly state you’re going to try to have killed, something that usually results in an arrest even when the intended victim isn’t a general - did you a favour going behind your back to convince the Chinese you threaten that kind of response over a sub par breakfast and that it wasn’t a declaration of intent anyone was currently acting on. If they took the threats at face value - and they could have done so very easily considering you assassinated an Iranian general on a whim - it would have meant war and you would not have been able to call on any of your allies to bail you out. Not being taken seriously is also the best you can hope for considering the threats you try to make now and nobody is stepping in like Mark Milley or Rudy Giulliani or Michael Cohen to smooth out your problems for you because you’ve already thrown them all under the bus. It’s just you now. You alone cannot save yourself, you alone cannot cut any kind of deal where anyone wins, you alone can produce nothing of value, you alone can’t think or fight your way out of a wet paper bag without your cult of lunatics to do it for you. You alone are the one damaging yourself. Unfortunately the opposite is true when it comes to any negatives. You alone is more than enough to take everything in your orbit crashing down with you and you have your cult to reach beyond that orbit.
As we starve economically from being pitted against each other politically the influence and Russia and China and the authoritarian bent the three of you fostered turning people against their own countrymen - their own families - along political and racial and even gender lines they will convince themselves are best solved by the suspension of rights and forceful subjugation will grow until we are left with little choice but to accept one of their flavours of tyranny. I won’t even be able to take comfort that yours is off the menu, it’s the absolute worst of both and the aftertaste will linger even under the vomit-inducing daily bread of the new dystopia.
Well gracious, that was a long one.
But I suppose if I’m angry enough at you and your endless world wrecking insanity to be motivated to shit on you this hard even through my depression feeling the energy of life for the first time in I forget how long then I can actually take that as a positive. That’s close enough to a good thing for me and dangerously close to a good deed for you. So you can hold it close and try to inflate the value of that one little good deed you did for one person who hates your worthless guts when you inevitably wind up in the deepest darkest most horrible version of the afterlife if it exists and see what good it does you when you’re explaining yourself for the continuous atrocity that was your existence on Earth.
