The new “Cinderella” movie would be more realistic if the Prince (of Crack) was the major drug dealer in town and Cinderella was a libtarded idiot with jungle fever who becomes a crack addict who gets pimped out and put out on the streets to earn him mo’ of his money. Her evil racist step-sisters (who heard about the 8 Ball partay in da hood and refused to go) tried to warn her she was traveling down the path of self-destruction but she wouldn’t listen and winds up with a black baby, living in the hood on welfare and being passed around to the drug dealer’s homies when she ain’t out on the street “workin’ it.” The “fairy godmother” who sets all this up just happens to be the sister of the drug dealer and functions as his recruiter who goes around looking for dumb white bitches to introduce them to “the life” and does so after she meets brain-dead Cinderella on the street one day. Later, she picks her up and takes her to the partay in a big white Cadillac with 24 inch rims and a leopard print interior.

Of course, at the big 8 Ball partay at the drug dealer’s crib when Cinderella suddenly has to leave and forgets something on her way out, the Prince of Crack tracks her down by axin’ ebberbody “who dis glass pipe belong to?”

The next hit movie could be “Rapunzelisha”- the story of a 24 year old black nymphomaniac who is trapped and locked in a tower block apartment by her mother who is sick of all the fatherless babies she done popped out and who are drivin’ her crazy. It doesn’t work because Rapunzelisha keeps throwing her 40 foot long dreads out da window fo’ da baby daddies to climb up and hit dat thang. Momma finally figures out what’s goin’ on when she catches a baby daddy climbin’ up dose dreads one afternoon, leans out the window and pops a cap on his ass and then installs iron bars on the window. The subsequent police investigation results in momma being sent off to prison for murder while Rapunzelisha gets moved into a Section 8 apartment by Social Services and has 17 chilren by the time she’s 33 years old and likes to point at all her chilren and scream, “Sumbody gots to take responsibility fo’ all dis! Sumbody gots to pay fo’ all dis!” The occupants of the other 20 houses on the street are declared to be racists once everyone of them puts up FOR SALE signs outside their houses.

Ok, I’m done- I’m not doing Snow White and the Seben Dwarfisses.