I am surprised that men do not hysterically laugh
Seems any lie will do for those who reject God’s Word as true;
As if saying it happened billions of years ago
Who knew that scientists were in the business of scratching ears?
For they neither want to answer to their Creator,
They would rather think “chance” brought them into existence.
Yet it is peddled in our schools as absolute truth.
These men want to avoid the fact that they will face God’s wrath.
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There is no evidence to back up creation. If there were, it would have come up in the Kitzmiller vs Dover trial.
I’d say atheists in general would have an easier time explaining to St Peter their actions during life. Most atheists, thinking this is the only life there is, are prone to try to lead as good a life as possible, treating others with kindness and respect. And few of us say categorically that THERE ARE NO GODS, most just say that there is no evidence of any gods, and until such evidence emerges, we will live as if there are no gods, that we have to answer for our actions here and now.
Not that the world is divided up in Religious People who believe in Creationism, and Atheists who accept Science. Most religious people accept science, and there are atheists who don’t.
The ToE is indeed scientific, and it might be one of the strongest and most tested scientific theories.
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It’s half-assed, inconsistent, self-righteous, and not particularly self-aware. So, basically, like everything else they do.
No, this is how you rhyme and meter:
“I am surprised that men do not laugh at the notion
Why cling to such fables? Will any lie do
I’ve got my own stuff to write and I’m not wasting my time doing the whole fucking poem.
I am surprised that men do not hysterically laugh
Seems any lie will do for those who promote “God’s Word” as literally true;
As if saying it happened thousands of years ago
Who didn’t know that creation “scientists” were in the business of scratching ears?
For they want everyone else to answer to their Creator,
They would rather think that evolution says that “chance” brought them into existence.
Yet it is peddled in fundie churches as absolute truth.
These men want all others to join them in fearing God’s wrath.
For “sin leads to death” and “all have sinned” as it is written All indeed: Lying (Abraham & Isaac). Murder, Abortion & War Crimes (Hosea 13:16). Adultery (Joseph & Mary). Paedophilia (Putting in Le Club Pudding the underage child bride Mary).
In Soviet Britain...:
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...unless you fundie Christains repent of your unjustifiable thinking , worse -than sinner God joins you in Death.
“I am surprised that men do not hysterically laugh
“Seems any lie will do for those who reject God’s Word as true;
“As if saying it happened billions of years ago
"That evidence backs creation is not what men want to hear.”
“For they neither want to answer to their Creator,
“They would rather think “chance” brought them into existence.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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