People with sOCiAL aNxieTY are just pussies who need a good stabbing

Seriously, I propose we give these wastes of cum something that's actually worth getting a panic attack over. The things that put these idiots on edge are so fucking pathetic.

"Oh god, someone asked where the bathroom was and I wanted to die in that moment"

"I was going to ask the cashier for a straw, but I started sweating at the thought of talking to another person"

"I literally cannot look at someone in the eye for more than 5 seconds without not being able to breathe"

Meanwhile, there are people fighting wars and battling serious illness (aka people with have REAL problems) who have 10x the level of coping skills and strength than these whiny faggots. Every time someone bitches about their social woes, I want to beat them into coma. Maybe they'll wake up reformed lol.