I kept a woman’s wallet and stole her money because she was a bitch
I get that women get hit on constantly. All women, but that doesn’t give you an excuse to be an asshole right off the bat. This woman had dropped her wallet. I picked it up and tapped her on the shoulder, smiled and said hello. As I was about to continue she started with this “oh my god I’m so tired of men thinking they can just hit on me.....” the rest was a blur. I excused myself, apologized for bothering her and turned around and left. Then I opened her wallet pulled out the $437 that was in there, and dumped all her IDs, social security card and everything in the trash. I then sold the wallet on Poshmark because it was Louis Vuitton. #metoo earned me some coin.