“Warrior-ism is a religion.”
Are you registered with the IRS?
“I have every right to freely practice my religion, and that includes:
-Calling out fatties.”
Yes, bullies are covered by 1st Amendment Rights. So is everyone else’s response.
“-Using words like "pussy" and "retard" freely.”
And again, everyone’s response is covered by 1st A, as well.
“-Aiming for power over everything else.”
As long as it doesn’t otherwise break the law, yes.
“-Talking only positively about myself.”
Fanfiction is a cherished right, yes.
“-Championing fighting and violence.”
Championing it to the point of inciting violence, no. You don’t have that right.
“-Being adamant that I am correct.”
I try to never interrupt an enemy who’s making a fool of himself.
“-Not worrying about how offended you are.”
Oh, i’d never ask you to worry about how offended I am. Of course, if you’re trying to offend me an only get a ’that’s pathetic’ sneer, i don’t care how offended YOU are, either.
“This is my way of life and my faith and you have no right to stop me practicing it freely.”
Right. Except for the bit where you shout ‘theater’ in a crowded fire.
