[comment on a picture of Billie Eilish in a dress]
I have nothing but adoration to add here ... and thanks to the Lord she's past that horrid teenage multi-coloured hair, ridiculous nails, grandpa's shorts stage of her life ...to emerge in such gorgeousness ....WOW!
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Thanks to the Lord she dresses how you want her to dress?
You know, one thing I can think of that’s more ridiculous than god caring what people do in their sex lives is god caring what clothes people wear . You’d think that a timeless, omnipotent, omniscient & utterly incomprehensible cosmic entity would have more important things on their mind(*) than caring what cloths some random infinitesimal ape on a random backwater planet uses to cover their body…
On a side note, dresses are overrated (and so is conforming to societal standards of beauty). As long as she’s not naked and dresses according to what she feels comfortabel with, who the f*ck cares what people clothe themselves with?
(*)Makes me think of this quote from the godlike angel Samael from The Secret World :
I have been a facilitator of your kind's boundless desire to destroy itself... since the beginning. Since iron cathedrals stained the moon red with sacrificial pyres. Since machined cities crossed the sea upon gears and gossamer sail. Even in the hummingbird heartbeat of your recorded time. You are an exceptional footnote in a text one could not even leaf through in a star's life cycle, so I invite you to contemplate how quickly my eyes gloss over you. Don't take it personally.
What? That’s just how I think an ageless cosmic entity would “realisticaly” view even the best of us humans…
"I have nothing but adoration to add here ...”
As an enormous fan of sarcasm, i think there is a very good chance Billie is making fun of those who approve of this style.
Showing that the way she dresses normally is not what she's left with, or a phase, or trying to fit in with group X, but an actual choice made.
Kind of like Picasso. Look at his early art, he had the skills to produce what most would consider 'art.' So the stuff idiots say, "My 9-year-old draws better," no. It's not tgat Picasso failed, you do.
She's not a model, so she should not be judged so heavily on looks, that's not her job.
Plus, weaaring this dress got yhe designer to stop using fur. What have YOU accomplished with your Sunday Best...?
This reminds me of when the oafish, Swedish White Supremacist bodybuilding YouTuber, “The Golden One”, looked at Miley Cyrus’ racier turn and blamed it on “(((THEM)))”…
https://youtu.be/Ahuj1B0ow4U?t=478
… That was years ago, and it’s covered in a portion of this hilarious old Hbomberguy video.
QUOTH, HARRIS / HBOMBERGUY: “The patriarchy doesn't exist, but cultural Marxism is EVERYWHERE! AND LOOK WHAT IT DID TO HANNAH MONTANA!”
This mess with Billie Ellish sounds like a reverse of that.
Billie can wear what she wants, and the OP is a bozo!
This reminds me of being a teen and that was the 90s. Back then the busybodies like OP had tons of skeletons, were upset teens were different (nevermind teens like adults and children are goddamn individuals), and thus they forget the one important thing: you're not that important OP. She doen't dress for or answer to you. Fuck off. Your kind was irrelevant in the 90s, you're less relevant now.
Well, from later this month, Billie - via her being the youngest singer of a theme tune of a Bond film - will be helping in the saving of the cinema industry via "No Time To Die".
No thanks to your 'Lord', Jezza.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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