[Serious] Someone has to open a church of incels
Literally, we have to make a religion out of this. Lets just use Elliot Rodger as Saint and dodge taxes by joining.
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Granted - but your “body of Saint Elliot” is hydroxy-killer-bleach and your “Blood of Saint Elliot” is a mixture of Incel Tears and Flavor Aide loaded with cyanide.
Do it fuckers - show us all how your religion of Elliotology works. Be brave, you’re downing that cyanide to pwn the Chads, and the Tyrones, and deny the landwhales their looksmatch (sorry landwhales).
In return, we shall determine the modality of your burial - you shall be entombed in the elephant’s foot, buried there by fellow incels who will then submit to mandatory isolation due to the high radiation their bodies will experience, no worries…they’ll be dead in minutes - just like all of you. That’s what “roping” means, right?
Additionally, your church shall be required to tithe to the federal government all your worldly possessions, all income, with legal notices that you willingly submit to being declared subhuman. Furthermore, anybody who speaks of your name fondly, will be arrested as terrorists and quarantined in Gitmo - isolation from other prisoners of course, wouldn’t want them catching the Covidncel.
That'll be cool. A religion based on going postal. No, the FBI and ATF won't be auditing your taxes, monitoring your communications, seizing your guns. Nope.
I thought you lot already worshipped Elliot Todger as God.
And I somehow doubt that the IRS would classify such as a religion, should you try to become tax-exempt: especially when they bring in the FBI to investigate your terrorist sympathies.
Why do you think the mainly American-funded IRA were essentially bankrupted to the negotiating table: not long after a couple of planes hit a certain two buildings in New York...?!
The FBI thanks you for making the watchlist filling easier.
As for the tax exemption, you will either have to own enough blackmail material through infiltration (the Scientology way) or simply have enough friends in high places to pressure the IRS, both I can’t see you do.
This post alone would be used as evidence of tax fraud if you tried.
So yea, go for it! The more of you end up actually having to deal with consequences for your actions, the better.
“[Serious] Someone has to open a church of incels”
“Literally, we have to make a religion out of this.”
"Lets just use Elliot Rodger as Saint and dodge taxes by joining.”
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