A Day in The Life of a Leftist
1) Wake up at noon
What am I missing?
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A Day in The Life of alt-rightists
1) Wake up at noon
What am I missing?
A snowball’s chance in hell of getting into Congress. I mean, I know it’s Florida, home to infamous schizophrenic superhero Florida Man, but there has to be a limit to the Sunshine State’s madness.
Right? Right??
1) Wake up at noon
I am up by 7 AM
2) Charge their phone
My phone charges as I sleep
3) McDonalds
Rarely
4) Twerk
I don't know what that is.
5) Twerk on OnlyFans
See above
6) Eat hot chips
When I want to.
7) Boycott something
No reason to boycott anything
8) Lie
I am human after all.
9) Claim to be Pansexual
I'm asexual.
10) Yell Black Lives Matter
No reason to.
11) Shave your head
I love my full head of hair.
A day in the life of me, a leftist:
1) Wake up at 5:30/6
No hot chips, no Twitter, no twerking. I’m always bi and boycotting isn’t really an act so much as a lack of one, so I don’t count those as a part of my day.
Lots of dogs.
11) Shave your head That’s more something I associate your ilk…image
What am I missing? Reality.
1) Wake up at noon
Wish I could.
2) Charge their phone
Don’t have one myself, the only one in the house hubbie takes with him to work. Welcome to poor.
3) McDonalds
A&W rather and then only when we have cash.
4) Twerk
I don’t dance.
6) Eat hot chips
Yeah not, I’m dieting.
7) Boycott something
Yeah, like your face.
8) Lie
You’re such a truthsayer.
9) Claim to be Pansexual
I don’t claim it, I am.
10) Yell Black Lives Matter
They do.
11) Shave your head
Why? I like my hair as it is.
1. Wake up by 8.
10) Yell Black Lives Matter “The alt-right falls for their own propaganda”, part eleventy million.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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