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“ ‘If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable."
Leviticus 20:13a NIV

Sorry not sorry,

And don't come with the argument, "it's says boy not man" No, that has been disproved many times. Don't argue against God's rules when you are a Christian. That's just rebellious against God.

Obviously, that goes for women as well, ya know.

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“ ‘If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable."

That’s like yours and your cosmic horror’s opinion, man. Wish your apparent catastrophic brain damage would let you see just how it really doesn’t oblige the rest of us to share it.

“Obviously, that goes for women as well, ya know.”

I dunno, some of your fellow controlling bigots might disagree somewhat, on account of the fapping and all…

So in conclusion, lay off the cheese, dude. All the fat must be clogging your brain.

Well, if you’re playing it literally and it doesn’t mention the same for women, then it doesn’t go for women as well then. Duh.

Obviously, that goes for women as well, ya know

Legally, that’s known as an ‘expansive interpretation’. If you want to do that, you need to present more supporting evidence than “It’s logical to ME, what’s YOUR problem?”

Obviously, that goes for women as well, ya know.

For such a literalist as you, it’s a big leap to do, apart if you manage to use the “no sex before marriage” and “marriage is only heterosexual” clause to do so.

And, as for the “boys” and “men” thing, at least this answer uses the actual Hebrew text.

Ok, it’s in the Bible.

But, who gives a shit what the Bible says?

If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman

Does that mean that homosexual acts that are not possible in heterosexual sex are allowed?

Well technically if you are really literal, a man can't have sex with another man they way he does with a woman if you go by the biblical interpretation that sex is for procreation.

So gay sex is only sinful if you are expecting to get a baby out of it.

…And he wrote this while eating shellfish and wearing a polyester shirt, I bet.

So should Christians also be supporting immigration as per Leviticus 19:33-34? Or maybe we should eliminate day of prayer per Matthew 6:5? Or more help for the poor as per Matthew 25:41?

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