SpukiKitty

@SpukiKitty

Roger Marks #fundie

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Well; As far as all things “Roger” is concerned, I prefer these Rogers….
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….Syd’s real name was Roger and I confess to being one of those freaks who “ship” these two. What can I say? Syddy & Roggie would’ve made a cute couple.

@Jocasta
Lemmie take a guess; Is it YOU?

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As for Mr. Rogered Maga, here; A LOT OF HETERO PORN IS BUTT-STUFF, TOO! In fact; It’s apparently the big trend in porn-dom, these days (I’ve read articles). “Anal” is all-the-rage, regardless of sexual orientation.

If buttsex grosses you out, don’t look at it or do it! SIMPLE!

I find sexytimes involving scat, vomit and farts disgusting but I won’t forbid people who enjoy it to do it! Live & Let Live; As long as everyone fully consents and no one is hurt, it’s fine (although eating the stuff could get you sick, but still….).

Jacquelyn Peterson #wingnut

SQUIRM BABY SQUIRM, MAGA INFERNO! SQUIRM BABY SQUIRM!….
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….Don’t like it, MAGA-Heads? Move to Russia!

Brian Brown #fundie

Hey, Brian Brownnose! Your time is up! You lost the Culture War, the MAJORITY rejects you, Chump’s getting impeached and the voters will be out in full-force to can the Far-Right’s hide! We’re aware of Russian propaganda and how to avoid it and know that “3rd Party” is a no no!

JUST GO AWAY! WHY DON’T ALL YOU FRUMS AND MAGA-MEATHEADS MOVE TO RUSSIA?

TankieTime #moonbat

Tankies drive me crazy! One would be a FOOL to want to live under a dictatorship!

The only Tankie I like is a cute, funny, feisty Cat Girl named Tabby….
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….and I’ll bet even SHE wouldn’t want to live under a dictatorship.

Roger Marks #fundie

I’m liking this Justus Jonas guy already! LOL!

Claude Sinké #wingnut #conspiracy

Yeesh! Notre Dame burned because one of the folks restoring it was a klutz. It’d make more sense if dumbass went after klutzy carpenters or stonemasons!

That said; This weirdo shouldn’t be going after and shooting ANYBODY! I’m glad he was caught. While it’s tragic that he’s mentally-ill, mental illness is no excuse for being a bigoted jerk.

SchrodingersDick #sexist

What Chloe said.

That said; I’ve learned to be more tolerant of May-December romances (as long as everyone is fully legal, it’s kosher). A VAST age difference may be kind of creepy but….who am I to judge?

Besides; While I’m fine with hot guys of….more-or-less….any age (if youthful and handsome enough), I confess I’m a bit of a cougar myself. I’d love me a Friends-With-Bennies (or ‘Frennies’) with a super-cute 20-something guy and I’m 44!

Heck; Even the ancient rock stars I like are in their younger forms in my mind….

Syddy is always a pretty raven-haired Hippie-Goth love-puff….
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….Not an old bald recluse who’s been deceased since 2006.

Roggie is always a chocolate-maned, plump-lipped, dorky but vampy horse-boy….
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….Not the silver-haired gent who looks like Harrison Ford crossed with Richard Gere and a grumpy Grandpa.

Davie would be a pretty young golden Adonis with flowing tresses who’s pretty as a girl….
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….Not a nice bald old gent who occasionally gets chubby.

Present-Day Rog & Dave may be handsome in an elderly way but they don’t fill my fantasies like Centaur and Adonis do.

UndertakerCel #magick #sexist

David J. Stewart #fundie #god-complex

Please don’t compare yourself to that sweet, adorkable, kind, friendly, helpful, brave and intelligent deer, bub!….
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….YOU are an annoying, hateful, sexist egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot who sees Christo-Satan (to differentiate from the non-evil Judaic and modern-occult Satan) in everything, hates everything and who molested a kid.

Leave our little Yuletide-Bambi alone!

David J. Stewart #fundie

Let’s face it; No one will ever live up to DJ Stupid’s impossible standards. DJS would even kick JESUS out of Heaven if he could for the crime of being a swarthy SJW Proto-Hippie Rabbi.

Mike Hodorowicz #conspiracy #psycho #wingnut

Lee Rogers #racist #conspiracy

Please specify this “threat” because it seems your ilk are still a threat to Jews and “Goy” who aren’t dips like you.

@Anon-e-moose
I know! Bigots tend to inadvertently make the people they hate a billion times cooler and more powerful than they really are.

Napoleon de Geso #sexist

“Femoroids”? Sounds like a hemorrhoid on a woman’s butt.

Here you go! The logical evolution-trajectory of that “Femoid-Foid-Femoroid” thing! They see over 51% of the human population as anal polyps….then have the audacity to wonder why no gal would want them.

Franklin Graham #wingnut

When Billy Graham’s deranged son starts a screed with “This is a sad day for America.” it usually means something AWESOME AND BEAUTIFULLY “TYPE 1 EAGLELAND” AMERICA IS AFOOT.

@DrWeird
BRAVO!

Roger Marks #fundie #homophobia

PLOT TWIST

Jesus returns and sends the frummies to Hell.

Also; “NO ONE KNOWS THE DAY OR THE HOUR!” NINCOMPOOP!

Jack Posobiec #conspiracy

JohnGaltsWife and her son #homophobia #conspiracy #wingnut

Apparently the rotten apple didn’t fall far from the diseased tree.

riceman10 #racist

I’m glad you’re crying tears of impotent rage where your loving parents give a child a second chance at life.

Also; “niglet” sounds like “nibblet” and I’m picturing both a can of corn and Desmond Pfeiffer’s dim-witted sidekick.

To that show’s credit; They made Desmond….a black man….the most intelligent, dignified and “together” character on that show. If anything, that show was offensive against Abraham Lincoln, not black people.

The thing is; It could have worked as a show and a bit of political Satire….It was basically an American version of Blackadder mixed with the old American sitcom, Benson. Both of those shows were hits. It just needed funnier jokes and not defame the Lincolns so much. If Lincoln must be funny, make him just kind of befuddled rather than a caricature of Bill Clinton being a horndog.

I always have this weird mental creative exercise I like to do when I see something MST3K-riff-worthy (In movies or TV). I try remaking it in my head with improvements. In the case of The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer….
* Lincoln would just be befuddled but well-meaning, not some philanderer and complete idiot.
* Only Nibblet would make “ugly-jokes” at Mary-Todd Lincoln’s expense and instantly get dope-slapped by Desmond (this would be a running gag) rather than everyone (including the otherwise noble Desmond) making tired ugly-jokes at Ms. Lincoln.
* Gen. (and future U.S. President) Ulysses S. Grant would just be a gruff, macho hot head rather than another skirt-chaser.
* The blonde secretary would turn out to be actually a genius and able to destroy anyone in a fight (Like Lorelei from Superman 3 mixed with Wednesday Addams).
….I’d add other stuff but I only watched Brad Jones review.

David J. Stewart #sexist #fundie

Now that we all have that….image….in our heads, here’s some BRAIN BLEACH!….
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….Random stuff; Kitties, a wombat, Big McIntosh as an Alicorn and Syd Barrett being gorgeous. You’re welcome; Glad I could help.

Silence DoGood #fundie #wingnut #sexist

I had to take a good look at myself and my reaction to the whole mess with Rep. Katie Hill (A Democratic Representative who was basically slut-shamed into resigning for enjoying sex in a polyamorous consensual context by a nasty ex who committed revenge porn).

I was furious beyond belief….and my fury had a strong super-free-sex-positive and I started looking within.

I’m just gonna be a NeoPagan who follows her own drum, not one who blends Abrahamic stuff into it.

Jesus was cool but there’s too much baggage.

I feel Rep. Hill shouldn’t resign no matter how bad the jeering gets. If people have a problem with her being a polyamorous bisexual in an open marriage that’s their problem.

I’m sick of women constantly getting rolled by angry aggressive harassing males. I would love for once to hear about a cyberbullied woman who stays online and doesn’t let the bastards get her down…..or at least take a hiatus with the intention of returning at a later date if it’s too much for her.

As a former bullied person, I realized that bullies only have power if you let them.

It’s time for the bullied to take control!

THUS SAYS THIS SEX-POSITIVE, LIBERAL-FEMINIST, NEOPAGAN GREYWICCAN GAL: ME, SPUKIKITTY!

Happy Halloween/Samhain

SO MOTE IT BE!

Andrew Anglin #racist #wingnut

@Creativerealms

Thanks for informing me on that. I just had to make sure.

Either way, my bit about NeoNazis calling non-Jews they don’t like “Jews” still stands.

Leucosticte and Zesto #psycho #sexist #racist

Gr8Believer #fundie

What’s the Lucifer telescope? I doubt there is a telescope called that.

Is there a telescope dubbed “Morningstar” by scientists or is the OP just name-calling?

Andrew Anglin #racist #wingnut

I don’t know Mr. Prager’s ethnic or religious background for sure but….assuming he’s a Gentile….I find it hilarious that Judeophobes call non-Jews they don’t like “Jewish”….as if they can’t fathom a Gentile who isn’t a Judeophobe.

Prager’s still a Wingnut so I don’t know what Anglin’s mad about.

Silence DoGood #fundie #wingnut #sexist

I’m happy to give you a Tongue lashing. You deserve every bit of it, you treacherous snake.

OOH! KINKY!

But seriously; Why do these holier-than-thou types always sound like hammy, hyper-dramatic hacks attempting Shakespeare when they scold people they don’t like (‘Scandalous!’ ‘You Jezebel!’ ‘This is WICKEDNESS!’). DJS is the same way. Why can’t they scold like normal people?

Here’s the above quote written in “Normal-ese” (The opinion is still stupid but the language isn’t cartoonishly hammy)….

“Older women like you were supposed to be teaching the younger women how to be more modest and submissive in their lives. However, you women have been awfully proud of being overly promiscuous and not bothering to consider motherhood. This is likely to give you a terrible life in Hell after you die.

I’m afraid that I feel justified in informing you that your promiscuity and lack of modesty is not good for you in body or soul.
Instead; You ignore what God in the Bible says about these things and refuse to keep humanity going by raising a family.”

….REALLY! Do all these holy-rollers think they’re literally characters in the King James Version of the Bible? Do they think the bombast, purple prose and nasty epithets hake them sound more authoritative and persuasive (rather than stupid)?

“THOU VILE SINNAAARRRRR! SHUUUUUUNNNNNN….SHUNNNNNNNN….”

Nothingness #psycho

Saw this guy’s posts; Sounds like some weird edgelord crossed with a cheesy awful stereotype of a depressed scene kid who writes grim moody poetry.

Except Goths & Emos would tell this dumbass to go jump into an erupting volcano.

Jenny McCarthy #conspiracy #quack #ableist

@Mailingspann

Eeyup; It has all the halmarks: The swearing jerkass doctor (a doctor’s not going to curse her out), the kid’s “lights going out” as soon as the needle hits the arm, etc.

Also; Considering the conspiracy, WHAT WOULD ANY REPTILIAN EVIL OVERLORD HAVE TO GAIN FROM TURNING FOLKS AUTISTIC?

SocialistsWorstEnemy #conspiracy #wingnut

chesscel #wingnut #psycho

truefaithneworder #sexist #psycho

Bradford C. Walker #fundie

@HS

On top of that, I heard that Kanye’s been off the “Trump Train” as of late.

Kanye’s a weirdo. That said; The Kanye that said “George Bust doesn’t care about Black people” was the “Best Kanye” (aka Original Woke Kanye).

Photos for Souls #fundie

Is Punishment In Hell Eternal ?

….NEXT!

Also; What JackJ said.

“Eternal Damnation” is the worst, most blasphemous, most disgusting heresy ever invented by any person in any faith ever! The Earliest Christians accepted Universal Salvation and Hell should always be understood as PURGATORIAL!

SocialistsWorstEnemy #conspiracy #wingnut

@kuyohashi

Thank you for that awesome satire, my friend! That was the funniest thing I’ve read all day. Thank you!

The OP probably thinks Operation Barbarossa involved a physician named Rosa doing surgery at a BBQ joint….

….or Vinnie Barbarino* tending rose bushes while pretending to be a surgeon.

[* John Travolta’s character from the 1970’s sitcom, Welcome Back Kotter for those who don’t get the reference]

David J. Stewart #sexist #fundie #psycho #homophobia

I am so glad that there is a righteous God in Heaven Who WILL have the final say in all matters!

Indeed! Deity’s verdict will be that women and men are equals and you’re a douchebag. Thank you.

Also; If hubby is being a huge jerkass, the wife SHOULD “rebel” (and vice versa)! Marriage is based on love, kindness and partnership and even the Bible stresses that one is to care for their wives, love them and respect them. Even with the seemingly misogynist elements, there is still a theme of “DON’T MISTREAT YOUR WIFE!”.

Also; What checkmate said. Even if Eve was the first to eat the thing, she was an innocent who could literally NOT COMPREHEND the concept of obedience, disobedience, etc. The whole point of the story….A METAPHORICAL MYTH….is that Humanity (represented by the symbolic archetypes of Adam & Eve) evolved to understand reasoning, right & wrong, good & evil, ethics etc. but was prone to doing wrong/evil/unethical stuff, hence “sin” which is basically negative karmic debt.

Nathan “Leucosticte” Larson #sexist #psycho

I didn’t even bother to read the whole thing because I don’t feel like punching a perfectly good laptop.

Also; If a guy can be hypersexual, so can a gal. The double-standard (and other big restrictions on sex) are obsolete since most STIs are either treatable or curable, condoms and contraception are a thing, people can get “fixed” and get safe abortions and not all sex has to involve Penile-To-Lower-Body-Orfice penetration.

OP just wants to control women because he’s a jerk.

S’bout time “whore” and “slut” became a badge of pride….It means one is a delicious sex-bomb!

Warren Hurst #homophobia

@Passerby

On top of that, Dolly Parton, herself would consider all those old bigots complete and total troglodytes. Parton is awesome and she’s totally cool with feminism, LGBTQ Rights and Equality for All. I’d gladly enjoy a fun Summer day at Dollywood (which looks like a perfectly nice Amusement Park).

Rayburne Winsor #fundie

BIG BANG = “And God said, ‘LET THERE BE LIGHT’ and there was light”.

You can still accept The Big Bang, Evolution, etc. and be a Christian. Most pull it off everyday! WHY CAN’T YOU GUYS?!

David J. Stewart #fundie #dunning-kruger

I have no complaints. I used to make mention of my health afflictions all the time online, but stopped because I sounded like a broken record. I just deal with it, like a man does.

That’s nice. Could you apply that to all the other stuff like women, women in slacks, Taylor Swift, Pop-Culture, religion, your screwy jerkoff Bizarro-Christianity where only you and Jack Hyles will get to Heaven, etc….
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….You’re a broken record on EEEEVERYTHING!

Of Wolves And Men #wingnut #sexist

Chilqiyyah, חִלְקִיָּ #fundie #wingnut

FIRST AMENDMENT is in The Bill of Rights….
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….Y’know….No Theocracies, Separation of Religion & State, All Faiths & No Faith are both awesome, etc.
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….And one good interpretation of Jesus’ bit about “Rendering unto Caesar/God” could be an endorsement of a Secular/Religious separation.

d p #conspiracy #fundie #crackpot #god-complex

SocialistsWorstEnemy #conspiracy #wingnut

CarlosM #wingnut #sexist #racist

Raping Gurls Is Fun forum #sexist #psycho

Richard B. #wingnut

I’m glad Canada’s govt. is still Progressive! Trudeau may be a bit wishy-washy/Centrist with a past penchant for blackface but compared to the other people running, he was practically Elizabeth Warren.

Also; A good Government is more than one person, it’s a team and the whole is greater than the sum of it’s parts.

Also; Canadians and Europeans have been watching Agent Orange’s antics and are like “Oh Hell naw!”.

Fortunately; There’s now a reawakened thriving Progressive Movement in the USA and a strong opposition against Orange Boy. He’s SO TOAST!

Pomidor Quixote #racist

So because ONE woman (who happened to be black) was a weirdo and decided to jump in a lion enclosure.

Also; The “Harambe” comparison is backwards if you compare the woman to Harambe. Actually; Harambe would be the lion whereas the weird lady would be the little boy.

Like Zinnia says; People who pull stuff like this tend to be white guys who go “Hold my beer, Cletus….”.

….and you bigots are idiots.