Mom is adopting a Niglet
My mother has decided at age 47 that she needs to experience childrearing again. My dad (cuck with money, and a decent personality) has agreed to the idea. They've been shopping around adoption agencies but my mom has it in her head that she needs to adopt a Haitian baby. I think deep down she knows this gives her the best chance of "having" a son who won't be like my father or me. Any way to leverage this future Tyrone with women? There are some sickeningly liberal women in my area (Portland) and I feel like having a black adopted kid might luck me into some pussy. Tips?
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"Shopping around"? What country are you living in, where they even let people at that age adopt? She'll probably not get a baby, but a 6-year-old, or so.
How do you imagine a baby, whichever skin-tone, might "luck you into some pussy? Are you under the impression that women see black baby and start making out with the nearest person of the Y-persuasion?
Your parents adopting a black baby will do nothing for you, & hopefully everything for them, & the baby. Abandon your stupid scheme & go back to jerking off to hentai. It’s what you were meant to do, so start fulfilling your destiny by becoming a useless loser who commits suicide at age 34.
Tips?
Step 1. Borrow Dad’s car. Make sure you get permission first.
Repeat as needed until, no, seriously, you’re not our fucking problem anymore.
I’m glad you’re crying tears of impotent rage where your loving parents give a child a second chance at life.
Also; “niglet” sounds like “nibblet” and I’m picturing both a can of corn and Desmond Pfeiffer’s dim-witted sidekick.
To that show’s credit; They made Desmond….a black man….the most intelligent, dignified and “together” character on that show. If anything, that show was offensive against Abraham Lincoln, not black people.
The thing is; It could have worked as a show and a bit of political Satire….It was basically an American version of Blackadder mixed with the old American sitcom, Benson . Both of those shows were hits. It just needed funnier jokes and not defame the Lincolns so much. If Lincoln must be funny, make him just kind of befuddled rather than a caricature of Bill Clinton being a horndog.
I always have this weird mental creative exercise I like to do when I see something MST3K-riff-worthy (In movies or TV). I try remaking it in my head with improvements. In the case of The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer ….Superman 3 mixed with Wednesday Addams).
Damn. If this asshole wasn’t a self-absorbed singularity of base urges unfettered by higher thought bearing witness to his parents essentially calling a do-over on his entire life and hoping to raise a different child right would be emotionally crushing. But he is, and what little pity I could possibly have for him was pissed away by the reminder that’s what he is.
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