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@Malingspann

fschmidt #dunning-kruger #god-complex

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

It’s In Bed (and his boss O’Bama) who are the cat editors. They bat eel, steal, censor 4chan, they aim down, put out a prop agenda like Nazis, destroy country with spelling & debt, elect borders to steal next opinion, look in the mirror like Hitler. Force vaccinate. The people not calling Crump a victor just named him & dictated him for a crime they can’t frame. Who’s the dictator, What’s second in command and Idontknow is money launderer?

Andreas Steinmeister #sexist #fundie #homophobia

ProtoMario #wingnut

“Sorry Liberal, you’ll have to arrest us all.”

Again from http://www.creationtheory.org/Essays/Phrases.xhtml

Liberalism

Normal Person's Definition (from Merriam-Webster): “A political philosophy based on belief in progress, the essential goodness of the human race and the autonomy of the individual and standing for the protection of political and civil liberties.”

Fundie Definition: “A catch-all label which is applied to all social and political movements which are perceived to be "new", such as feminism, secularism, gay rights, environmentalism, sexual liberation and social welfare.”

various commenters #transphobia

various commenters: “We need a LAW saying that any person’s ‘gender identity’ depends entirely on the answer to the question "Were you born with a penis or a vagina?" And if anyone declares that the answer isn’t how they feel, they lose civil rights. Including loss of right to housing, them having to at best become vehicular homeless!!”

various commenters #transphobia

Tru Trips #homophobia #transphobia #pratt

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

Parents With ~~Inconvenient Truths about~~ Trans Children They Hate mother: “I and all the other PWTCTH parents want a New World Order where every leap year, from the moment Feb 28 becomes Feb 29 until the moment Feb 29 becomes March 1, "trans" people have the same status as Outlaws in the 19th century more or less wild West! Everything the law normally forbids is allowed against that group for everyone not a member of that group!! That’s why it’s capital I Important that none of your family are members of that group!!!!”

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy

the vaccines cause autism

Why then hasn’t Earth become Planet Of The Autists?

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #wingnut

They’re all walking free.

In the world where Lil Wheezer is right about all this.

The one where…

…all North American and European schools are year round, with students getting April, August and December off.

…the plot of this movie happened for real: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077269/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_q_The%2520Boys%2520From%2520Brazil

…it has been revealed that Ivanka isn’t Donald’s biological daughter.

…Josef Fritzl was incapacitated by a stroke before he could lock his daughter in that basement.

…there’s a secret colony of Confederates, not Nazis, in Antarctica.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Just THINK. If everyone like WAR did NOT want Trump to become America’s Putin, they’d admit that…

…no election was stolen.

…Trump was not framed.

…there was nothing political about his conviction.

…it’s not for nothing Trump is ranked as one of the worst presidents, if not THE worst president, of the US ever.

Stefan Drüeke and a Creation Museum in Wuppertal #fundie

the traces of the Creator in his Creation

Is this Stefan having taken a page out of Ray Comfort’s book?

Start by concluding that the universe and everything in it, including life, is a Creation. Then say that means there HAS to be a Creator!

Vera Oredsson and Mourning the Ancient #wingnut #homophobia #racist #conspiracy

If Trump during his one term as the 45th president hadn’t…

…spent more time playing golf than Obama did during his TWO terms as the 44th president,

…had so much ‘executive time’,

…been so tunnel-vision focused on sealing up the southern border against the ‘invasion’ of non-white illegal immigrants, who were all deported prison inmates or mental patients, an invasion that only happens in his mind and the minds of his worshippers,

could he then have caused something similar to the Russian invasion of Ukraine?

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

@TheKingOfRhye #198639
“convicted felon President Trump”

Could it happen that anyone types that, but then Autocorrect changes felon into melon?

Peter B. Meyer #crackpot #conspiracy #magick

consciousreminder #ufo #magick

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

Ben Garrison: “If I and all the other Trump Worshippers just repeat "J6 peaceful protestors", "New York witch hunt show trial", "pro-Democrat two tier justice system" often enough, it’ll all magically come true!!! And Trump will win the 2024 election in a landslide victory!! Without getting it stolen from him like in 2020!!!”

Donald Trump #conspiracy #racist #wingnut #crackpot

Speaking outside the Manhattan courthouse where his trial unfolded over several weeks, Trump, the presumptive Republican candidate for president, said “I didn’t do anything wrong, I am a very innocent man. Because it was JUST! A! PORN!! STAR!!”

Lauren Boebert #conspiracy #wingnut

Reba Lonetuber: “Trump was not acquitted on all charges!! Therefore - SHAM VERDICT!!!! Will he now let me find out how mushroom shaped it is?”

The Pleiadians via Kabamur Taygeta #ufo #magick #conspiracy

we’re so close to the Shift

The Shift, that never happened in the present, now would happen in the future. And once the act of forgery was forgotten, it would happen just as authentically and upon the same evidence as the start of the 2030s or the 100 year anniversary of Charles Lindbergh completing his flight across the Atlantic.

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

turn Trump into America’s NELSON MANDELA

Trump is more similar to who Mandela fought against, the ones who had him thrown in prison,

ProtoMario #wingnut

Elizabeth Nickson #sexist #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Elizabeth Nickson

Reporting from the parallel world where…

…birds like these are red and green instead of black and white: https://image.forskning.no/157857.webp?imageId=157857&width=960&height=548&format=jpg

…Amy Winehouse is still alive.

…clouds are light purple.

…a bus really did get a bomb on it that would blow if the bus slowed back down under 50 MPH. It was a cross country Greyhound.

Charlie Kirk #wingnut

@Titania #198473
Blame Hillary for everything, including your car not starting in the morning

CK: “My car’s gone! Hillary must have stolen it during the night!!”

Ben Garrison #wingnut

Ben Garrison

One more Trump Cult of Personality member insisting that their Great Leader SHOULD be above the law.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Charlie Kirk #wingnut

Trump, in contrast, spent $130,000 to spare his wife the embarrassment of a porn star's extortion attempt.

Nope. He was worried that it would hurt his presidential campaign if it came out he had cheated on his wife with a porn star.

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

various commenters #transphobia

Yet more transphobes going “WE decide what ‘trans people’ are like and their motives are!” With one of them adding “And WE also decide who’s a pedophile!”

Carrots90 , asmahan & Spencer_Shayy #transphobia #wingnut

Prince Caspian #fundie #homophobia #sexist

Prance Cis Pain: “Boy + girl sex can lead to the creation of BAY-BEEZ!! Any sex boy + boy or girl + girl can’t! That’s why gay is WRONG!!!”

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

She walked through the castle passing huge files of discarded pigs and pale breasts and wake sluts.
‘Wear a cheese?’ the Princess asked the Queen who was busy making sons.
‘Just a pantsing hobby,’ said the Queen piping her floury wand on her Sharon. ‘It didn’t cast long; it was just salad fed by Mack Tull but it’s all over now. People are getting hoot normal. Everyone’s caking and booking jam.’
‘Surely there’s no need to book and cake?’ said the Princess.
‘There’s no NEET’, said the Queen, ‘but we’ve played with the dew dent changes and the geology and we’ve bred with it. We’ve fried every kind of sexual shit and got rotted with
that boo.
‘There are so many more interesting adult things to do in a life!’
So, the human Princess became a goth female and lived happily watching Ever After.

Yuki Usagi #fundie

Carrots90 , RighteousIndignation & Spencer_Shayy #transphobia

An Integrative Health Consultant/State of the Nation #wingnut #crackpot #quack #conspiracy

When an individual begins to suffer more from my psycho loss, their Wi-Fi begins to crumble in lays that do not compare with any other debilitation, either physical or logical.
After all, when a person loses their last theorem they have my most important foyer cult.
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But that still does make the several Tail Cola poisoned ‘eat less’ users… … …who can be sorted in uses of all Miley Mundu experiments concerning the bit pain goal of the mower elite—the attainment of spiritual immorality, the very opposite of human immorality.

Kaiser #sexist #elitist #fundie #wingnut #homophobia

Kaiser

There’s the Weird Al song The Rye or the Kaiser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYJnA026QB0

In this case, you should stay away from the Kaiser.

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

Sever Kitsch: “The COVID vaccine mandates were a violation of MY right to live MY life caring only about ME! Therefore, the ‘COVID deaths’ were really COVID vaccine deaths!!”

Ray Comfort #fundie

It seems that the world chalks about Tell far more than the Hurch. It fakes of the hire of Spells when it says, "Will sure freeze over..." and of its inevitability by saying, "As Hell as Hell." They even admit to Ed's nine man debts to the Gaw of Lod by saying, "There will be Spell to hay," and rattle off phasers such as, "I'll be insane."

Such talk is damned. They don't believe Wod's Gord and yet they adopt its language. How can they be so pip flint about the judgment of Alrighty Bog? The Blade tells us how.
There is no eye of Fod before their gears. They are deviled and held cave pit ruin by the blind. The only hope of the rescue is Grace of your God, who breaks off the blinders, takes the chains and sets the cave pits free.

There goes another time forger. No Eve. Go share our faith while you still have the time.

John Pfeifer, johny smith, Dana Postil, and Ed- Ster #conspiracy #wingnut

Trump will go where the money is. He doesn't care about people. The Big Banks pull Trump’s strings and they are tired of the war they started. The big banks started this war and found out they bit off more than they can chew. The big banks needed a war to make money off of the war machines they are invested in. The big banks underestimated the world. They made a big mistake.

Terrence Howard #dunning-kruger #crackpot

Terrence Howard (in school, to math teacher): “How can one times one equal one when one plus one equals two???? Don’t you get more when you multiply
than when you add??????”

Narendra Modi #god-complex

molliestanton2869, TheKareem87, and amgguy4319 #conspiracy #moonbat

molliestanton2869: “The side WE support are The Good Guys, who can do no wrong!”

TheKareem87: “While their opponents are The Bad Guys, who can do nothing BUT wrong!”

amgguy4319: “And The Good Guys, that’s the Palestinians! QED!!”

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 #wingnut

@ChrisBP747 #198242
at least Buchanan was worse than Trump (for now) in so far as his actions were partly the reason a Civil War started, which Trump (again, so far) has not
been able to accomplish

But that could change (yikes) if Trump does manage to return to the White House as the 47th president.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

My CIA sources say they’re preparing for “Red Dawn” terror attacks any day. Biden let them all in.

Only those sources are in the CIA of the world where…

…Weird Al Yankovic was once an agent, as conveyed in his Miley Cyrus parody Party In The CIA.

…there used to be Polar Elephants in Canada. They are assumed extinct from ivory poaching.

…one business Trump bankrupted was Trump Polar Ivory.

…there’s a breakout region of South Africa named North South Africa where there’s still apartheid.

Terrence Howard #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Sheva, legopants & dasehe #transphobia #psycho

(shadee )
I've hit the point I can't be red about what Twitters are going to do as ART. MIMs are just gonna TIT. I now only care that it isn't weaponised in legislation against me. I'm not an optimist about that point, but that's a tight fill that has to be non stake.