“Well, Jeneral....what will you do if there are NO men to marry?”
Um, gay is not catching. The number of straight men available for marriage will not change with samesex marriages.
The number of gay men in the closet, pretending to be straight men, will probably go down. So her odds of a happy marriage actually go up.
“What would you do if we become a dominant homosexual state as Sparta was?”
Sparta still had kids, right? Even homomsexuality being dominant did not change what straights will want to do, given the opportunity.
“You ceast to exist....that's what!!!”
This is just pure chicken-little fearmongering. It’s not going to happen.
“How will you feel when your gay next door neighbors want to come over & seduce your husband?”
I’m pretty straight. My gay neighbors can come over for a barbecue and I’ll make Naan. But I’m not going to bed with either of them.
Our straight neighbors might be swingers. They have a lot of parties that run late into the night. But while they’re also invited to the barbecue, I won’t be sleeping with either of them, either.
“Remember when God sent the Angel of the Lord (that's Jesus) to Sodom & Gomorriah? They gay men came to Lot's house & said, "Let us have sex with your men visitors." Lot said, "I'll give you my virgin daughters, just leave these men alone."”
Yeah, that’s such a Florida Man story.
Two Yankees visit a Florida Trailer Park. Half the park wants to fuck the Yankees out by the pool. Florida Man offers his daughters for sex, but they were turned down.
“Do you remember what happened next??? boom!!!”
Yes, yes, I’m really worried that the god who didn’t FUCKING LIFT A FINGER for the entire HOLOCAUST is going to blow up my town if i don’t have gay sex in a state that sanctions samesex marriages.
Not rape, and not child abuse, and not teenaged prostitution, but sanctions gay weddings.
Your story makes no sense, but that’s the Bible for you. A strong of Florida Man stories with weird endings.
Florida Man convinces his entire trailer park to walk down I95 to Miami, they get lost in the Everglades for 40 years…
Florida Man cures a stranger’s schizophrenia by ‘throwing it’ into a herd of pigs that run to their deaths. He doesn’t own the pigs.