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CodeforSyn #fundie

“And most scholars believe the bible to be the most accurate history book ever written.”
Most scholars?
You’re either very confused, exaggerating, or lying.

We don’t know who wrote most of the Bible. Historians are leery about trusting history from anonymous writings. You can’t tell who wrote it, when, or why. And you still need corroboration.

For instance, one historian from Florence described the city population as being mostly educated. We know who wrote it, and we know when he wrote it, but was he accurate or was it just a fluff piece bragging on his home town?
But we also have the tax records from that time. And most of the people who filed taxes filled out their own tax forms. They didn’t have to hire scribes to write names and numbers. SO there’s corroboration.

Moses is supposed to have written the first five books of the Bible But the 5th has the description of Moses’ funeral. So that’s actually counter to tradition. We don’t know who wrote that part, and we don’t know how much of the five books that person (or anyone else) wrote.
So, not allthat useful a history document, as we CANNOT TELL how accurate the history fucking is.

At another part, King David asked for money to build the Temple. Someone gave him a lot of darics. That’s a coin named after the king who invented them. Darius. Darius was a few centuries AFTER David. Anachronisms are not the key detail of accurate histories.

Tom Shelly #racist

Been taking a peek at Niggermania without logging on, and it appears to be under DOS attack for days now. Good! Burn that place DOWN.

Tom Shelly is now in the process of bitch-slapping a couple of his Honored Veteran devotees by virtue of comments in their threads. It’s weird to watch the HV’s respond to these comments by kowtowing to him as if he’s royalty (he’s not), when they’ve done absolutely nothing wrong. Just what does that say about the calibre of his HV’s, some of whom claim to be alpha males, yet they’re basically wimps who follow after a creepy man.

Burn. It. Down!!

Ted R. Weiland #fundie

“1. It defies Yahweh’s sovereignty and morality in nearly every article and amendment.”
Yes. It also defies Allah’s sovereignty and morality; Zeus’ sovereignty and morality; the IPU’s, the FSM’s, and Odin’s.
This is to your benefit.

“2. It’s the reason America is teetering on the precipice (or, actually, already falling into the chasm) of moral depravity and national destruction.”
Or, not.

“3. Every problem America faces today can be traced back to the fact that the framers failed to expressly establish a government upon Yahweh’s immutable morality as codified in His commandments, statutes, and judgments.”
Yes, that was their intent. Yep.

“4. Identifying and repenting of the Constitution, as the national idol it represents, holds part of the answer for restoring America to her 17th-century Christian roots.”
The Christains you refer to are not the ones that made this country. Sorry, not sorry.

“5. Any hope of a future generation establishing a government of, by, and for Yahweh depends upon our exposing the Constitution’s heresy and instilling Yahweh’s law in the hearts and minds of our children and grandchildren.”
But this is not your country. Go start your own if you want a religious fascist theocracy.

Jim #sexist #fundie #crackpot #dunning-kruger

“The “Handmaid’s tale” is …often described as fetish novel, biblical Christian sexuality being defined as a fetish”
And you think this is a fetish for women consumers?
Do you think the women describing it as fetish are being complimentary?

From https://the-handmaids-tale.fandom.com/wiki/The_Ceremony

The Ceremony is a highly ritualized act of rape that high-ranking men (such as Commanders or Angels), their Wives and Handmaids undergo to conceive children.

Offred describes the ceremony:

My red skirt is hitched up to my waist, though no higher. Below it the Commander is fucking. What he is fucking is the lower part of my body. I do not say making love, because this is not what he's doing. Copulating too would be inaccurate, because it would imply two people and only one is involved. Nor does rape cover it: nothing is going on here that I haven't signed up for.

BigBandit01 & [deleted] #forced-birth #fundie

Why is it that whenever a person near a pro choicer gets pregnant, they try to pressure them into having an abortion?

Not sure if lying, or just too dumb to notice the obvious social dark matter:

- according to polls, 52% of people earning less that 50K$ are pro-choice, and the other two wealth brackets are also very close to 50:50

- yet, for Americans actually getting abortions, 73% earn less that “200% of the poverty line,” even though 26.1% of Americans overall earn less than that.

People who actually get abortions seem to be a lot less rich than people who support the right to get one in principle.

It seems like there are a bunch of relatively rich people who support the right to abort even though they don’t want it for themselves or their partners, or there are relatively poor people who want it banned even though they’re getting one. As a pro-lifer, you want the first option.

Genn Beck #fundie #psycho

Oh, a boy in middle school tried that with me. Six months of him trying to abuse and bully me into God-fearing Christianity.

It ended in me almost carving his throat out.

Todd Kincannon #psycho #wingnut #transphobia

<@KeithInc.> #250120

No doubt a hint at what he really thinks the Jews are… a race first and a religion second

The likes of the OP should be put in concentration camps.

…what’s that, OP? You don’t like that? Well then. Now you know how you sound to everyone else.

Vince LaRue #fundie

“Evolution? Are you nuts!?!”
Forty quatloos your arguments aren’t going to touch on my accepting evolutionary theory.

“Besides the obvious fact that institutions of "higher learning" are breeding grounds for Evolutionist infidels,”
Nothing in Evolution requires a theist to give up their belief in God. All of science is neutral on the supernatural. If you just change your perception of Genesis to a parable, you have to change nothing else.

“an article from FOX regarding a recent Gallup poll shows that less than 40% of Americans believe in evolution, and less than 25% of high school-educated people believe in the ridiculous nonsense.”
Okay, and I care for a popularity argument because…?

“Well, with no evidence for the "theory,"”
That’s a lie.

“no "transitional fossils" (which were a problem for Darwin and still give Evolutionists epileptic fits)”
Actually, we know, now, that every single fossil we’ve ever found is transitional. No fits. That’s a fucking lie.

“and belief only in places full of educated idiots,”
I have high school and that’s it. I accepted evolution before I left the Church i grew up in.

“proponents of this nonsensical pipe dream need to crawl back into their scummy little holes and suck an egg.”
Yeah, that’s a reasoned response to a scientific debate. Sure.
Damn, should have bet 400 quatloos…

ItsAboutJesus #fundie

“Where do you get that thought that all religions sqash free thought?”
Hehe. Growing up religious.
I had questions. Half of all the replies i got were blaming me for asking the question. Got the same response in every religion i tried after that.

Also, after 9/11, a priest said that doubt did not make you a failure. After so many deaths out of nowhere, someone would expect you to question god, god’s plan, the US’ purpose, stuff like that. And doubt was good, doubt was fine, as long as you come back to god at the end of it.
He got raked through the coals by all sorts of believers for suggesting any Christain have thoughts!
See also the behavior of Christains when the prayer that opens a legislature is Muslim, Hindu, pretty much anything but Christain or orthodox Jewish.
You guys CANNOT stand thinking because your theology can’t stand up to thinking.

“If anything, its ATHEISM and EVOLUTION that does NOT ALLOW FREE THOUGHT OUTSIDE THE PARAMETERS OF THOSE BOGUS THEORIES.”
Well, if you’d offer evidence that either are wrong or incomplete, rather than quoting your bible, then maybe we’d examine that evidence.

Genn Beck #fundie #psycho

Beckers here should be physically abused for the crime of having wrong opinions. And the physical abuse will continue until opinions improve.

…what’s that you say, OP: after you suggest physically abusing children? ’That’s wrong?’ Well then.

Now you know how you sound to everyone else with your so-called ‘opinions’, Glenn(da). [/Sauce for the Goose]

Aw, ‘smatter: being called out on your wrong opinions will make you cry? Good:

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Because who gives a fuck about your feelings…?!

Mike Carson #fundie

"I know HUNDREDS of homeschool kids (including mine), and they are ALL more self-assured, better educated, and effective at critical thinking than their counterparts.”
I’ll buy self-assured. Not too much social anxiety to go sit in the playroom.
Better educated, you probably mean they agree with you that this is a Christain Nation and Evolution is junk.
And by ‘critical thinking’ you have to mean they can support the bullshit conclusions you approve of.

“They win academic scholorships at a RIDICULOUS rate compared to children "educated" in the failed public school system.”
Well, yes, you can ignore the various state mandates for all the various topics dumped on teachers and concentrate on preparing them for the application.
But how many of them are going to freak out when they learn how much you’ve lied to them?

Todd Kincannon #psycho #wingnut #transphobia

Wait, Jews are born that way, Muslims make a choice?

Genn Beck #fundie #psycho

“Glenn Beck attempted to convince parents to bully their children until they accept God”
Yes, because coerced belief is so lasting. No one ever tells a therapist ’I’d rather die an atheist than come anywhere NEAR my parents’ faith…’

@Lucilius #250117

We could make it a sport. Put him in an arena, contestants enter from four directions.
“The Jews are REALLY working that tender spot on his thigh, but the White Supremacist Norse player has Beck’s testicles in one hand, and a cherry pitter in his other. OH! And look! It’s a Hindu with a steel chair! Doesn’t look good for monotheism today.”

I'm OK with this so long as everyone else gets to beat Beck with hammers until he worships a different god every day.

News Barron #sexist #psycho

BigBandit01 & [deleted] #forced-birth #fundie

Alex Marcoux #crackpot #magick #ufo #quack

"Ethereal Autists" sounds like a New Age band doing covers of Enya songs.

Genn Beck #fundie #psycho

@Timjer #250110
It does not matter to them how many innocents must suffer for it, including their own children, as long as THEY themselves get into heaven, it’s all worth it.

Each of them is thinking “Only MY Afterlife Matters”?

BigBandit01 & [deleted] #forced-birth #fundie

Genn Beck #fundie #psycho

Once again, fundies reinforce my belief that they do not do “good things” because they believe them to be moral in some way. They do them solely to earn “points” with their chosen deity so they and they alone can enter Heaven upon death and then laugh sadistically and get off at everyone else that did not do as well and is stuck in Hell instead. It’s the epitome of selfish entitlement, sadism, and narcissism.

It does not matter to them how many innocents must suffer for it, including their own children, as long as THEY themselves get into heaven, it’s all worth it.

Honestly, doing bad things to get yourself into heaven is even worse IMO than just doing bad things and not caring that your belief makes you hellbound…

Todd Kincannon #psycho #wingnut #transphobia

News Barron #sexist #psycho

@Skide #250096

I dunno. Maybe News Barron could invent a new category of sexuality: People who are attracted to anything that isn’t MAGA. Men, women, coma patients, industrial robots, emergency room waiting room chairs, floor cleaning equipment, anti-tank missiles…

Roji #sexist

“All these years of suffering and pain cannot go unpunished.”
He threatened impotently…

“I will not be cucked by this wretched and foul society.”
No. Cuckholds are those who have a woman who is fucking some other man.
Being an incel, you cannot be cucked.

“Those fucking cunts make me want to do things I would never want to do years ago. They give me shit, so I want to give them shit back. Fucking fucks.”
Aren’t you a charmer. They ignore you, you use that to justify kicking them in the fork.

Anonymous age 64 #fundie

BigBandit01 & [deleted] #forced-birth #fundie

“BigBandit01: Why is it that whenever a person near a pro choicer gets pregnant, they try to pressure them into having an abortion?”
No. Not even slightly. My wife and I are both pro-choice. We have three kids. And she had one miscarriage. In some states, today, she’d have been forced to carry the dead twins to term.
But, no, pro-choicers do not pressure anyone into an abortion.

“They’re not pro choice, they’re pro abortion.”
This is a strawman.

“I see stories all of the time where people are pressuring their friends, daughters, sisters, and girlfriends into getting an abortion, but it’s never about the mother’s choice is it?”
Where do you see these ‘stories’? On perfectly neutral sites I’m terribly sure?

“It’s about pushing this evil act onto others and trying to normalize something cruel.”
It’s already normal, we’ve been having abortions for almost as long as we’ve been having pregnancies.

“No point to this post other than to call out that fact really, I don’t have any burning questions or anything.”
So, just lying. Or spreading gossip.

“It’s just ridiculous to me that someone who advocates for freedom to choose and control over their body would try to force their will on another person’s body and revoke their choice. It’s seriously messed up.”
I think you need to look more closely at those stories. I imagine after someone gets pregnant and says something like ‘this is going to screw up my degree’ or ’this’ll ruin my chances at (Phil In The Blanque)’ someone mentions that ‘abortion is an option,’ and the story you read is ‘MY advisor tried to force me to have an abortion!’

RetroSpriteResources #sexist

“Feminists think it's perfectly fine to pick on men for being short or bald, but they consider it body shaming to pick on women for being fat or not shaving.”
Of course, you’re an incel, so it’s POSSIBLE that after YOU point out that a woman’s fat, she points out that you’re short, and you scream ‘Persecution!’
Further, it’s possible that when you work up the nerve to ask a girl to study together for next week’s test, she says no, and you walk away muttering that she hates bald men.
Here’s a hint, bubbles, YOU should think all four are body shaming and NOT DO IT.

“There is no existing way to make yourself taller except for elevator shoes which barely make any difference and the existing ways get your hair back are too expensive for most men to afford.”
Yeah, you’re putting way too much weight on your body traits and not enough on your personality.

“Meanwhile, women can easily go on a diet or shower to get rid of the things they consider body shaming.”
So, that’s your defense, huh? It’s her fault you mention her weight, she could always just improve herself?
But when someone suggests you improve YOUR dumb ass, you whine ‘PERSECUTION!’ again.

Revinius #fundie

"Ockhams Razor provides God as the simplest and thus the best explanation for the state of humanity."

Ah. You misunderstand and misapply Occam’s Razor.
What you want is Hovind’s Safety Scissors. You know, the ones you did crafts with in 1st Grade? HSS states that you should start any logical explanation with the conclusion, ‘Therefore God.’ Then work backwards to the argument, evidence, hypothesis as necessary.
Now THAT works perfectly for your post.
Or as Red would say, Dumbass.

Luther_Wesley-Baxter (U13668671) , #fundie

“There were no oceans pre-flood.”
So… God created whales for, what, lakes?
All the life forms adapted to REALLY deep water were on the bottom of ponds?
All the seashells you guys are so happy to find on mountaintops, they were a form of river life?

CrytotheKingofKings #fundie

“I don't even think gravity exists. No one can see it. measure it.”
Step on a scale. Look down.

“Weigh it.”
It’s a force, not an object.
And oil companies use it.
Gravity does not always pull down to the center of the Earth. Where the Earth’s crust is dense, like a deposit of iron, it shifts gravity around it. So companies looking for pockets of gas and oil look for places where gravity is weaker.
Not something you’d ever feel, but we can detect it and measure it.
They sell this data to the Navy who provides it to missile submarines.
The variations in gravity are not huge, but they ARE big enough to alter the flight of international nuclear missiles. So my company programs the guidance systems to take these variations into account when aiming missiles for flight.

“I don't know if the "planets" are real terra firma bodies or even if they are round. If they are round so what? It doesn't mean the earth is round. It's like saying every swan I’ve ever seen is white therefore all swan are white.”
No, it’s more like saying every swan I’ve ever seen was a bird, so if someone tells me my pet dog is actually a swan, there are tests I can perform. Does it lay eggs or have kittens, does it squawk or bark, does it have feathers or fur, do shadows indicate a flat Earth or an orb?

BigBandit01 & [deleted] #forced-birth #fundie

Long as your precious state does not give us every, single penny for our kids to grow up on, expect no more crotchgobblins. We can barely pay our rent each month, much less spend it on a bunch of fuckheaded offspring we are in no way obliged to have.

Tyler Oliveira #racist #conspiracy

News Barron #sexist #psycho

The shit you could produce would only turn more women straight away from cock. For the sake of straights everywhere, do not engage.

@Malingspann #250089

I’m sure it’s intentional. All of us woke liberal commie faggot scum are as limp-dicked as we are limp-wristed. If she ever tasted true MAGA dick, she’d realize she can only truly blah blah blah real men.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

BigBandit01 & [deleted] #forced-birth #fundie

BigBandit01: Why is it that whenever a person near a pro choicer gets pregnant, they try to pressure them into having an abortion?

BigBandit01 thinks that “You can have an abortion if you want to!” is the same thing as “The more abortions, the better! So hurry up and have one!!”?

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #wingnut

@Anon-e-moose #249969

One could also compare Trumpigula to the last Potus in Fallout; aka a high-ranking member of the “deep state” Enclave whose rule brutally annexed both Canada and Mexico, turned the USA into an authoritarian & fascist police state, and ultimately started the Great War solely to govern over a “purer” USA composed solely of the “chosen” 1%.

Council of Conservative Citizens #wingnut #racist #homophobia #transphobia

I feel like there’s a decent chance the guy who wrote this has a computer full of some kind of porn. Gay male and/or trans stuff, right?

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #wingnut

I see things others cannot.

…nurse, get the Haldol!

News Barron #sexist #psycho

Alex Marcoux #crackpot #magick #ufo #quack

One of the most suppressed truths about autism evolution involves telepathic abilities.

Huh….I’m autistic, pretty sure I’ve been so all my life, but I guess I’m not “evolved” or “pure” enough, because I definitely ain’t telepathic! That would be pretty cool, but alas, I am not. In fact, neurotypical people sometimes seem almost telepathic to me, because they pick up on nonverbal social cues that I often miss.

Akatu of the Pleiadian Collective via The Family of Taygeta #ufo #magick #quack

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #wingnut

In the past 10 years of hosting my TV shows, radio shows and podcasts, I’ve made thousands of predictions. Only a handful out of thousands were wrong.

Source: “trust me, bro.”

BigBandit01 & [deleted] #forced-birth #fundie

Why is it that whenever a person near a pro choicer gets pregnant, they try to pressure them into having an abortion?

Why is it that you’re asking a question that is an obvious load of bullshit? I’m pro-choice, but I’d never even think of telling somebody they should have an abortion, or even that they should NOT have one. Unless it’s MY potential child we’re talking about, that’s absolutely none of my damn business.