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@KeithInc.

MGTOWRevolutionary #sexist

“Men cannot be raped”
My, what a sheltered life you must lead. I suggest you avoid prison at all costs.

“but we do have our own equivalent, of being cuckolded and tricked into raising somebody who isn’t our own genes which is worse than any of that including prison rape.”
No, there’s no way you can ‘tricked’ and not know you’ve been raped. It’s kind of obvious, what with you being involved the entire time.
It’s possible (hypothetically) that I’m not actually related to one or more of my offspring. I’ve never checked. But they know my music, they know my TV shows, they can tell time on analog clocks and 24-hour clocks because of me. They tell my jokes, and my bootcamp stories got my oldest through his boot camp (Dad was here when they were allowed to hit!).
They’re my kids in every way that matters.
If genes are THAT important to you, then i can only pity you.

“Also as for how beta males’ genes from its because patriarchy protected us from the will of hypergamous alpha-hunting women by suppressing their interests, and putting mens’ first. Without patriarchy betas wouldn’t be here.”
What a twisted word salad you post. You sound about as advanced as whoever wrote GGenesis… Women are the root of all evil, blame them all.

“Women produce nothing of value in this world,”
Keep telling yourself that, maybe some day it’ll come true.

“they exploit us men for it and we have nothing to lose but our chains in this society against the gynocentric collective matriarchy, when MGTOW-led unions(Not Marxist, Feminist degenerate ones) start forming one day we are going to have all men strike and stop working.”
This is not Lysistrata. If men refuse to work, women will show up, take the jobs, and make every place a better place to work. Without you.

“And bring down civilization or society as a whole for revenge of your exploitation of us.”
If civilization can be destroyed by a fit of pique, then it hardly deserves to be saved. G’head.

“Women want men to do all the work anyway and don’t do anything so it will be quite easy.”
Hehehehe.

Gutierrez #fundie

“It makes a difference because of cultural cohesion and the definition of nationhood."
Well, if the culture likes being a melting pot, then that’s the culture: Cohesive.

“I think biblically speaking, it's pretty clear that racial segregation (not animosity) was begun and used by God,”
No, to me, it’s clear that the Bible treats ‘Jew’ as a race, a nation, and a religion. All the anti-miscegenation verses that have been offered to me involve religion more than race. If you observe dietary restrictions, you don’t want a wife in the kitchen who does not.
Not an issue for me, all my dietary restrictions are from doctors.

“represents the natural 'order', if you will,”
I won’t.
I can find music enjoyable without knowing if the artist is white. Same with paintings, movies, books.
I can enjoy food without determining if it’s from a ‘white’ culture.
I can find women attractive no matter what their ancestry might be.
This isn’t natural.

“and is a pretty positive thing overall.”
It’s a pretty amusing thing. Eating at a McDonald’s where people at the next tables were whispering but trying to determine which kids were mine from a previous marriage and which ones were ‘ours.’
Also, my son having to carry around a picture of him with his mother because he was constantly asked, ‘WHy did you mark ‘black’ on this form?’

“That said, I'm not condemning anyone who chooses to miscegenate.”
Uh huh. I believe you.

“Again, I'm just concerned about the vilification of those who --for biblically and philosophically sound reasons--oppose it.”
So you’re not against it, but you defend those who are, even though they have superstition to support it?
Um…
I’m gonna go with ‘fuck off, fuckface.’

StolarStorm #fundie

“ No one goes around saying "look at me, look at me, I'm hetero."”
Not true. I remember when my English teacher changed from Miss Totter to Mrs. Humphrey.
I knew which teachers had wedding rings.
IN the Navy, I knew which sailors had wives at home and which did not.
It’s a constant refrain.

Ask any incel, he’ll insist that the sex-havers are CONSTANTLY rubbing people’s noses in their non-virgin status.

Defensor Fidei #fundie

Andchips #fundie

“Not evolve but devolve.”
There’s no such thing as devolve.
There’s change over time and that’s evolution. Humans put positive or negative values on the changes, but that’s not scientific.

“For example Noah had on the ark a pair of horse type animals.”
Are you certain? THey aren’t listed. Were there horses or Donkeys? Or horses AND Donkeys? Was the zebra there?

“These two contained combinations of dna that gave rise to all the different types of horse like animal we have today.”
Feel free to show this is factual, not just you spinning tales.

“This is not evolution as the animals are not becoming more advanced than the original but devolution as they have less potential than before.”
No, sorry, if they changed and speciated, they’re evolved. Words have meaning.

“I'm not sure I've explained this very well there is a very good book called "true science agrees with the Bible" that has a chapter dedicated to explaining this.”
but science does not and CANNOT agree with the Bible. Too much magic in the Bible narrative and science is naturalistic.

“It is entirely plausible that all the different species we have today could have devolved from the number of animals that would have fitted in an ark of the dimensions given in the Bible."
Well, no. Not with having to have a year’s worth of food for each species. Even two elephants would need TONS of food, and that’s assuming none of it spoiled.

“Whether or not you believe is up to you but I would suggest that if you look into it properly the evidence supports the Bible as a reliable historical record.”
No, anonymous accounts are not reliable history. Ask any historian.

Patrick Scrivener #conspiracy

“A lot of the dead were soldiers preparing to go overseas to fight the enemy abroad.”
A lot? Out of nearly seven hundred thousand? How many is that and how does that ‘a lot’ compare to the standard negative reactions to vaccines?

“Beginning in 1911, vaccinations were mandatory for U.S. military personnel.”
You missed the mandatory vaccinations in Valley Forge?

“ Today, the Pax Americana/Pax Romana soldiers receive ALL kinds of vaccinations. The ones that survive are the walking dead!!”
Oh, my what a feargasm you’re having.
Everyone in boot camp, including my wife, my son, and I, get a shitload of vaccinations, yes. I got even more in Sub School. When my son’s ship escorted a carrier around the world, they got more for specific ports.
Boot and Sub School were 45 years ago, for me. I’m not seeing any lingering effects from those.

""...The curse of medical education is the excessive number of schools. The situation can improve only as weaker and superfluous schools are extinguished." Abraham Flexner 1910).”
There you have it . . . . too many medical schools producing too many doctors.”
That’s not what he’s saying.
He’s saying that weaker schools are producing worse doctors. He would like better doctors, which requires better schools, which means more closely regulating what schools there are. But, you know, you will do you no matter what’s actually written

SuperMario64DS #crackpot

“First of all, teenage romance and relationships is awkward because you are doing it for your first time, but you learn from it and develop emotionally.”
Except I see no evidence that you incels are capable of developing emotionally.
Some of you are in your thirties and still angry about not getting laid in high school.
SOme of you plan that, even if you get a girlfriend, you’ll cheat because you are still ‘owed’ a minimum number of relationships.

“From there, you can start having more adult and mature relationships.”
Yes, mature. I remember a post from a college incel who would not open a door for a girl with several books, exactly because he knew she wouldn’t screw him in gratitude. ONLY high school sex would have solved that guy’s selfish and misogynistic attitude.

“People like us are fucked. Why? We never learned from dating and developed emotionally with the other gender.”
I never dated in high school. I never went to college. I was in the Navy five years before i lost my virginity. Seven before I was married. High school dating is NOT the be-all/end-all of you guys’ fantasies.

Roy S #fundie

So, wait, an instrument ages the earth as old, but ALL instruments age the earth as young?
That’s incoherent. I mean, even for a YEC.

“Absolutely! I can't remember the evidence is for a young earth, but I remember that it was convincing.”
This is the secret to the pseudoscience grift.
People will tell you that the scientific evidence is for a young earth.
This is what you already believe. You’re not persuaded by anything.
You don’t know enough science to question what you’re told.
You don’t know enough science to remember what you’re told.
But you DO remember that SOMEONE ‘proved’ to you that your beliefs are supported. They’re not, but you just nodded and didn’t question because that’s what you wanted to hear.
So you’re illequipped to question the real science.
You’re helpless to convince people of your pseudoscience.
But you remember that there’s an argument…somewhere…. that’s scientific! And COnvincing! For sure!

Brian Michael C #fundie

“Conquering almost all of Europe and taking on the entire world and almost winning doesnt sound much like the work of a fag to me.”
Really? Why not?
Sounds to me like he had something to overcompensate for…

“Hitler was someone to reckon with, he no doubt made his mark on history forever.”
Yes. As a violent nutcase. Who suicided rather than face his accusers.

“And to top it all off this man did all this with a battered country which he himself rose up.”
Meh. He borrowed from Peter to raise up Paul. He didn’t create a lasting Reich, he kept everyone at each other’s throats, tapdancing all the while.

“Hitler is also no doubt, probably the most famous person next to Jesus that most people know world wide.”
Yes.
How is this proof he wasn’t gay?

“Will humanity remember your name after you die? So whose really the fag.”
You have the weirdest benchmarks for sexuality…

Katydid278 #fundie

“I really think that a lot of atheists don't just 'not believe' in God but that they hate him.”
So weird to find a Christain who is just unable to actually understand any POV except his own. So he views everyone in his only frame of reference.
Tell me, do you NOT BELIEVE in Zeus or do you actively hate him?
How about Quetzalcoatl? Lack belief or actively hate?

“They are of the evil one though they probably don't know it.”
I don’t believe in Satan, either. Or Zeus, Quetzalcoatl, Jehovah, Amateratsu, Aphrodite, Hecate, Odin, Corn Woman, Bath, Epona, Anansi…. None of them.
YOu babble nonsense from your self-centered ignorance.

various commenters #wingnut #homophobia #racist

Oh, yes, spontaneous. Just like Trump followers spontaneously going from a Trump Rally to storming the Capitol. Uh huh.

Socratism #fundie

“I used to be impressed by all the 'scientific' dating methods until I finally looked into the subject in detail.”
I’m going to start with the assumption that ‘looked into the subject in detail’ means you saw a creationist site that said it was all bogus.

“It amazed me how people could delude themselves so badly.”
Why?
According to you, you just accepted the claims without looking into the science at all. Wouldn’t it be more natural for you to just assume that everyone was accepting the dating methods without looking into it?
Your story would have us believe that YOU ALONE never doubted the scientists, until you doubted them and rejected them; while everyone else knew the details BUT blindly accepted them.

Tell the truth, have you EVER been an Old Earth believer?

“Thus, I finally concluded that there is no real reason to doubt the veracity of the Genesis narrative regarding a short age for the Earth and probably the universe as well.”
I’m betting this was your actual starting premise.

SamuraiGal #fundie

“I'm really bothered when I come to certain pages and they bash our President”
Yeah, Trump doesn’t understand the 1st Amendment, either.

“’Much Loathed Presidential Candidate Donald Trump'. First of all, he is NOT much loathed because he won by a landslide!”
Pretty sure his win was more based on people voting against Hillary than FOR Donald Bonespurs.

“(yes, he won by a landslide, no Russians were involved, he is popular in the Midwestern states and a LOT of people in my own town voted for him!)”
But the Midwest doesn’t really have the votes to crown him king, does it?

“Plus he is not President -elect anymore, he is the President!”
But when he was Candidate, he was much loathed. All the name-calling, all the racism, all the stupidity….

“The fact that I can't go into the Saturday Night Live page either because I get offended by what they say is bad too.”
How, uh, how is it bad that YOU get offended by SNL, but not bad that other people are offended by the draft-dodging, woman-raping, contractor-stiffing, bill-ducking, racist, sexist, weak, coward?

“Not to mention Alec Baldwin did NOT deserve that Emmy.”
Well, when you rise to power and take over the Television Academy, your opinion will matter.

“Please tell the people editing these pages to watch what they say and type.”
Um. No?
Once more, the first amendment means a lot more to us than your fucking opinion, you lickspittle deplorable idiot?

“Some people here LIKE our President and DID vote for him and they have a right to be here and not get insulted or offended!”
Nope.
No one has a right not to be offended.
THe PC movement was founded in an effort to limit accidental offense, but if you INTEND insult, or if you intend TRUTHINESS and idiots are offended, that’s not a violation of anything except maybe someone’s self image.

Kevin Trudeau #magick #crackpot #mammon

On Amazon, the top 1-star comment lists his crimes, judgments against him, and his continued failure to pay those judgments.

David J. Stewart #fundie

“I never read what my critics and enemies say about me.”
But, Davey, you don’t know if they’re critics until you read it.
SO you cannot read ANY feedback, even people thanking you for saving them.
Meaning you are a fucking liar, either by claiming you’re soul-winning, OR by claiming you don’t read the feedback.
Naught, naught, Davey. Pants on fire and all that.

Mike Huckabee #fundie

“"If anybody wants to believe that they are the descendants of a primate, they are certainly welcome to do it."
That’s so generous of you. And ignorant.
I mean, I’m a primate. All humans are primates. So my mom is a primate, my grandparents are primates, THEIR great-grandparents were primates… I’m a descendant of primates. It’d be really fucking weird to claim that you’re NOT descended of quite a few primates.

"If you're with Jesus Christ, we know how it turns out in the final moment," he said. "I've read the last chapter in the book, and we do end up winning."
Kind of an arrogant assumption. You’re not the one to decide if you’re actually on God’s winning team, are you? Sure, the bible says Christains are, but every single Christain faith, with few exceptions, thinks THEY are the only true Christains, due to be called on by God, and all the other fuckers are just wrong, to some great or lesser degree. I mean, what if the Mormons are right? Or the Catholics? Or, good lord preserve us, Westboro?

“When I press him on whether he believes all non-Christians are eternally damned, Huckabee is evasive. "Being president isn't about picking who goes to heaven and who goes to hell," he says. When none other than Bill O'Reilly hammered him on the same point a day later, Huckabee conceded that "I believe Jesus is the way to heaven."”
Well, yeah, anyone who wants to be president can’t afford to really piss off that many voters.

“..."Science changes with every generation and with new discoveries, and God doesn't," he says. "So I'll stick with God if the two are in conflict."”
This is the God that codifies the rules for Slavery, right? But not anymore?
And directs women’s chastity be tested by giving them an abortifacient? But apparently is against abortions…now?

Bettawrekonize #fundie

So, fossils.
YOU want me to believe that one single flood sorted all the dinosaurs to a particular level, and NO mammals at all?
I will remain doubtful until you can conduct an experiment to show how floods sort dinosaurs to a particular level while sorting other creatures to THEIR specific levels.
And not just the carcasses of adults, mind you. Where we find the dinosaurs, we find the adults, the juveniles, the infants, the unhatched eggs. We also find the hatched eggs specific to the dinosaurs found on that strata. And their nests. How would floodwaters sort cracked, empty eggs of a T-rex to the Cretaceous era, while stegosaurus eggs to the late Jurassic?
OOH! And footprints. We have yet to find any dinosaur footprints in the wrong strata. Did the flood sort those, too? PLEASE describe the experiment that could show how Floods sort footprints to the proper strata.
That’s going to be fascinating.
Until you do, though, i’m going to think that dating methods are far superior to your fantasy.

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

“President Donald J. Trump signed an executive order that nationalized the Federal Reserve, seized all its assets, ended central bank control overnight, froze the accounts of Rothschild-linked bankers, and launched a gold-backed currency to crush the inflation from Joe Biden’s fake economy.”
I really doubt he has the authority to do that.
As it is, his war in Iran makes it almost impossible for his chosen Chair to deliver the lower interest rates.
And he can try to blame the previous administration, but THAT’S HOW HE GOT THE JOB. His campaign promised price reductions starting on Day One, and now he’s pretending he never promised instant results, and you just have to give him time.
But if the inflation was faked by Biden, then surely Bonespurs can fix the fakes by fiat.

Unnamed US military officers #fundie #psycho

Killidash #fundie

“I love how evolutionists never, ever look at their theories flaws,”
You’ve never submitted anything to peer review, I see.

“and ruthlessly attack all alternate viewpoints.”
It’s not the viewpoint that they attack, it’s the supporting evidence (or total lack of that).

“Intelligent design is a reality, in my opinion, and it is backed by a substantial amount of proof.”
Intelligent Design is a fraud, it’s just Creationism camouflaged to get it into schools. And none of Behe’s claims of irreducible complexity have ever withstood scrutiny.

“I'd check out the book "Evolutions Achilles heels", so that you can at least grasp where I'm coming from.”
All the biologists that reviewed it call it a pack of lies and repackaged pseudoscience.

Lila Rose #fundie #wingnut

[deleted] #crackpot #sexist

“Almost all men are rapist deep down”
Oh, thank Wombat you said ‘almost.’

“Even the ones that don't rape”
That would be me.

“they watch rape,”
I don’t like rape scene in movies, much less more masturbatory porn.

“they have fantasies about rape,”
Yes, but usually I’m the victim.

“harass women etc.”
Um… No. Well, maybe. I mean, i do pun a lot. And I always watch my wife go up a flight of stairs, but hardly ever actually do anything that’ll take me to HR.

“ I was shocked when I first time realized that men actually search "rape teen" in porn and actively watch rape, I believed that only "bad ones" watch rape porn, but I guess it's 90+% of male population doing it.”
I didn’t even know that ‘rape teen’ was a search term that would return hits…

“In India men actively search for real life rape even when 12 years old girl is involved, they don't care, that's what excites them, so men are actually rapists, that's it.”
Well, that’s certainly conclusive. An unsourced, undocumented rumor of what a guy has done in a far-off land disgusts you, therefore all men do it. Yeah, that’s a good sample method.

“I bet when policeman or judge watches real life rape when the miracle happened and it was recorded somehow they still masturbate to it.”
You…bet. Uh huh. THat’s conclusive.

“That's why sentence for rapists is so low, because men overall DON'T THINK it is a crime.”
But not all judges are men, are they? Is there a difference in conviction rates between women’s and men’s courts?
Because I thought it was always difficult to bring enough evidence to a ‘he said/she said’ trial, that judges are kinda forced to acquit.

“It is just material to masturbate.”
Um, no.

“Men have never cared about rape and shamed victims and protect men, because almost every of them have this rapist mindset.”
I do agree that the system is horribly bent towards men, but there are plenty of explanations other than keeping rape as a source of masturbatory material.
Plenty of misogynists are just assholes, not rapists. At least near as I can tell.

“I think there are also studies that show”
Um, find some and get back to us.

“Yeah I have read these studies,”
You’ve read the studies but you’re not sure they exist?
Or you’re not sure what they actually say?

“very eye-opening."
Pick a lane.

David Kelley #elitist #wingnut

“But one cannot achieve happiness by wish or whim. It requires rational respect for the facts of reality, including the facts about our human nature and needs.”

Boy, that’s not true at ALL. My grandmother was happiest the further she got from reality. “Well, when I grew up, they LIKED being called ‘darkies’!”
She also knew the names of three submarines, the Thresher, the Scorpion and whatever I was serving on, so to her, the submarine fleet was a deathtrap at 2/3rds fatality rate.
I also have an aunt who can just decide to be happy. She’s almost a member of the Addams family, finding beauty and wonder in everything.
Except libertarians…

Brenda Childs #transphobia #fundie

Socrates #fundie

Colson Center #fundie #pratt

“But what are “bad things” in a world without God,”
But the statement “an all-powerful, all-good God would never allow bad things to happen” Is not about a world without god, dipwit.
If your god exists, and is omnibenevolent, then he holds NOTHING more important that reducing suffering. If he’s omniscient, there can be no suffering that he’s unaware of, and if he’s omnipotent, then there’s no suffering he cannot alleviate.
The world we see is not compatible with a tri-omni god.
You cannot refute this, so you try to shift the argument to amoral atheists.

Jim #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot

“There is always a state religion, always has been, always will be.”
Everything i dislike is the bad guys’ religion. Sermon #450248390

“Hence your mandatory participation in DEI religious gatherings and coerced prayers”
Yes, that’s how religion works. Very specific guidelines laid out, with a handout on your part, and phone numbers to call for any questions on application.

I mean, I always took it as training on the company’s policies, which it is hard to follow if no one trains you on what they are.
But just because you cannot remember the definition of ‘woke’ does not mean that it’s like you not remembering all 10 Commandments in order.

StAliaHarkonnen #fundie

“This is probably the most respect I can ever have for a female.”
And by ‘respect’ you mean they’re beneath you but the ones that are MOST beneath you are honest.
And by honest, you mean, they live down to your standards and your fantasies.
You really can’t define words or use them in conversation, can you?
I mean, except for insults.

Jim #sexist #fundie #crackpot #dunning-kruger

@Peacemonger373 #250138

I believe that incels are incapable of writing anything except their masturbatory fantasies. So if they see it in a novel, they have to assume that’s what gets the author hot.
Similar to, if you have a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
Or how neurologists always want to do brain surgery for whatever the illness is…

Petr #fundie

“A truly atheistic worldview”
Which you do not have…

“would be based on meaningless chaos,”
So, this is just a jab at atheists, not an attempt to codify atheism.

“not on the order of natural laws.”
Um, that’s just it. The laws i see are natural. No sign that anything supernatural was required.

funmudder #fundie

“Religion is man made ideas and traditions based on what they think God wants us to do.

However, having Gods word at my finger tips, I don't need to ask "what if" I just need to read. The answers are there, He said they were.”
that’s funny. See, you missed a step.
Few hundred years after Christ’s time (allegedly), Constantine vowed to make the Roman Empire Christain.
But no one knew what that meant.
After Christ was here, the people who identified as Christains were all over the map. Jesus was part of God, Jesus was similar to God, Jesus had died on the Cross, jesus had substituted the Trickster and SATAN died on the cross, all sorts of conflicting dogma.
So, councils were formed and men determined just what dogma was actually Christain. It was like a great big game of monopoly. Whoever controlled the most believers won. Losers got exiled to shut them up. Took forever, but they came up with the Articles of the Faith.
THOSE were used to decide which books were added together to form the Bible.
Man’s committees edited God’s word that you hold as superior to Men’s efforts.

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #racist #psycho

“Matt Walsh in front of a fireplace: “Hollywood is re-imagining villains as the good guys””
Are you SURE they're all good guys? Or do you just not know the difference between a protagonist and a good guy?

Seeing that a ‘bad’ person has a point of view, a human motivation, a few points to explain their actions, does not make them ‘good.’
Rick of Rick and MOrty is the protagonist, and an asshole.
The whole Bundy Family are the weird dysfunctional people next door, not the good family.
Mal of Firefly is no hero, just the guy with the best lines.
Lucifer is still the Prince of Darkness.
Homer Simpson has his good points, but Christ I would not loan him $20, my laptop, my car keys, or my handyman’s phone number.

ewwwnicorn #fundie

medved #fundie

BurningSon #fundie

“If all other religions were true,”
Including the ones that are mutually contradictory?
Really wonder just how many religions you know about…

“why then do you people get mad when someone talks to you about Jesus”
I don’t get mad for hearing Jesustalk.
But good LORD, some of the arguments for Jesus are stupid.
And they never, ever, ever talk about Jesus without the threat of being doomed to Hell without Jesus.

“or say that your fine without Him.”
Because I’m apparently fine without him. I mean, I don’t see that my life or health is distinctly worse than any god botherer’s. The churchgoers next door don’t drive a particularly better car, or have more contractors fixing the place up.
Pretty much fine.

“You can think that you can get to Heaven by living a good life,”
Nooooooo. I’m sure that no one is going to Heaven.

“but, that is ok to live by, is it ok to die by?”
As I said, it’s never, ever, ever without the threat.

W. F. Price #fundie

“And yet when there is no pressing need for it the progressives want to use women.”
I see you’ve never served.
But there is a need for it. ANd it’s not liberals trying to prove something.

Guys have complained for years that women take all the good shore billets. That’s just be be expected if they can’t be rotated to a command that’s capable of combat. They go from shore duty to shore duty to maybe a tender and back to shore duty.

WOMEN have complained for years that they can’t get a combat position. At the advancement boards, they look for specific billets. Men go into combat and if they survive, get promoted. Women are always in support positions and can never claim to have ‘led troops into combat’ or ‘under fire’ or ‘in the face of the enemy.’
So many men want the Pentagon jobs, which requires women getting warships, or forward commands, or piloting fighters. Women want higher ranks which requires warships, forward units, fighters. Combat, medals, danger.

Women just want the same opportunities as their male peers. I mean, unless you want to revamp the system so that women get more advancement points for less-exciting service, which will REALLY piss off the mens.

Unnamed US military officers #fundie #psycho

@Sasha #250362
I have, and they tend to SEND troops into battle, not lead.
Especially the lickspittle that are supporting the Peace President’s foreign war.

anonguy454 #fundie

“Why I hate Atheists.”
Because you’re jealous we get Sundays off…

“Because they ALWAYS change their tunes on their deathbeds like the p.u.s.s.i.e.s they are.”
How brave of you to spell it out and avoid automatic censoring.
And, no. Never have.
I didn’t change my ‘tune’ any time i thought I’d die in the navy.
I didn’t any time i got major surgery.
Before my gall bladder was removed, I was in such pain that they had me doped to the gills. I don’t remember meeting one of the hospital chaplains that night. My wife says i was polite, but when she offered to pray for me, I was firm in my denial.

“I respect them more if they stood their ground”
I doubt you would.

“ - what, you're gonna let the slight possibility of eternal hellfire, change your mind???”
No.

“ A guy I know was chief surgeon in a New England hospital, and says he never met a dying atheist - figures - they're all fraidy cat hotos.”
Oh, blow the stereotype out of your highly suspect ass.
I’ve had quite a few surgeries and currently have about 11 doctors. I don’t think any of them know I’m an atheist. It just doesn’t come up.
It’s the admitting nurse that asks if i want to be visited by the Chaplain, not the surgeon.

breedofthe45 #fundie

“This is easy, those complaining about this Principal words are Marxians”
DO you mean ‘Marxists?’
And ’Principal’s’?
And I would complain because it’s unconstitutional. How many Marxists want to defend and enforce the Constitution?

“with vampire complex”
Vampires? Do you know what ANY words mean?

“not atheists(unless atheists are vampires indeed),”
Any at all. Not even the dictionary definition, just, you know, mean.

“put a Muslim to do the same and let’s hear the silence of these tolerant hypocrites echo the halls of their beloved Darwinian Indoctrination Centers—.”
Okay, see, the 1st Amendment protects us from Islam as much as it protects Islam from You lot. I can see how this confuses you, that Constitutional Literalists want to protect a religion that isn’t yours, you can ONLY interpret us as holding Islam in higher regard than Christainity. But that’s why your brain is the smooth one.

Comforter #fundie

Giggle #fundie

“His name is Dr. Kent Hovind.”
No it is not you stupid pimple. ‘Dr.’ is a title, not part of his name.
You mean to say ‘he is addressed as Dr. Hovind.’
Or more accurately, “he pretends to be Dr. Hovind.’
Or even better, “He is properly addressed as Fake Doctorate Kent Hovind, Fraud and Tax Evader.”
Dr. Pepper has better credentials.

“If you have something worth saying, say it.”
He’s a liar, a fraud, an idiot, a felon, and nothing he says is worth the price of the electricity to display it on a monitor.

“If you don't then please don't post.”
I have considered your request and hold it in nothing but the appropriate contempt.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

“any southerner who served in the US military is/was a traitor.”
Traitor to what? The great Treason of the CSA?
Please. That nation doesn’t exist, the money is worthless, the cause is lost.

I knew quite a few Southern-sourced sailors in the Navy. It was about their best opportunity for education, travel, solvency, health care, and marrying a woman who met their minimum standard of at least four teeth spread between upper AND lower jaws (Literally my seventh chief’s description of his dating success).
But, hey, sure. When you guys get around to seceding from the Union (again) be sure that all active duty AND veteran military move to the US. Drive your education into the ground and see how long your nation lasts without us.

Hoodpreet #racist

“I don’t know my place in the world nor what to live for,”
I’ve never known.
I decided.
I just looked at choices, evaluated them, chased my own fucking dreams.
But then, I’m not an incel. You guys are ALL THE TIME waiting for someone to bring you the happy. You want the government to take women’s rights away and give you a sex slave. You want a women to give you pussy just so you won’t shoot up a concert. You want the market to build video games that match your fantasies so you can play in your ideal world.
I don’t have that kind of patience, or fatalism.

“and that’s not an abnormality but a feature when you consider the circumstances of my birth.”
That’s a feature of being human. The rest is just you blaming others for your situation.
I don’t have that kind of patience, or fatalism.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

“They kicked us out of the military...”
Well, if you’re not going to support the military’s Equal Employment Opportunity policies, then get out, sure. Same as any business if your racist or sexist video goes viral.
Guy on my first boat, after a few patrols, checked into my security area, pulled a KKK penknife out of his pocket and said he was tired of hiding. Permanently not recommended for retention, permanently not recommended for advancement. Contract finished, off he went.
Someone else told a racist joke, but apologized and got a LOT of training, kept his job.
You really kicked yourself out of the military.

“They tore down monuments and trashed our traditions...
Erased our history...”
Most countries in history do not have a tradition of erecting statues of traitors, unless they win.
The tradition of most of the monuments are the KKK erected them in the 50s as a direct response to civil rights.
As to erasing history, do you know who Benedict Arnold was?
If you do, that’s weird because there’s not a single statue in his memory. THere’s one memorial commemorating a victory of his during the Revolution. Doesn’t mention his name or show his likeness. Yet, everyone still knows who he is, huh?
We haven’t erased any history.
Just boasting. As Mr. Pago Pago once said, “My granddaddy owned your granddaddy.”

“They Destroyed reputations and careers...”
Ah. You’re one of those people who think ‘free speech’ means ‘I can be a dick with NO repercussions!’ Good luck with that.

“Now they suddenly want our. kids to enlist?
NO THANKS!”
Hmmm. I don’t want your kids to enlist, either.
But if they do it just to spite YOU and your hate, I might give them a shot.

cocopea9052 #fundie

“I just found out my salary is paid mainly through atheist donors!!!! I can't even explain how I feel about that. I was out of work for over 2 years, I don't want to quit now that I have a job.”
So, I have to ask, have you ever gotten smug because atheists have to use money that says ‘in God we Trust’?
Or say a pledge that says, ‘Under God’?
If you think, or have ever said, we’re hypocrites because we don’t have a choice, then you should quit to remain ideologically pure.

Steve53 #fundie

Asimov describes humor as taking you out of your rut. Everything that’s ordinary, that happens as you expected, is just part of the rut. Humor moves your POV to something you never thought of. “I wonder what my dog named me?”
If you figure out the killer before the show reveals it, you’re not surprised, you’re not taken out of your rut. If you’ve heard the joke a thousand times, it has no power.

SIde-splitting humor requires a MAJOR blow to your way of thinking. Something unexpected. Something off the wall.
When Carol Burnett finished filming Annie, she was exhausted. She’s on the screen for a LONG time. At the end, Tim Curry asked her what she was going to do after all that work.
“Honey,” she said, “I’m going to go home to Hawaii and watch whales fuck.” He laughed so hard he couldn’t breathe.

Humor is an interrupted defense mechanism. We’re threatened, we laugh it off.

LIBERAL humor is an effort to challenge one’s ideology, one’s thinking, cultural norms, societal cues, gender roles. “Excessive force in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers, has been approved.”

CONSERVATIVE “humor”, for lack of a better term, does not challenge your thinking. It’s actually meant to reinforce your beliefs and biases. “Four hippies went over a cliff in a Volkswagon… And they all died and went to Hell. HAHAHAHA!”
You laugh because the joke doesn’t threaten your bedrock beliefs. Just strokes your hair and tells you you’re right. All is well. Heh.

No wonder you don’t feel paralyzing humor. THe stuff you let yourself watch it’s all reinforcing you and your rapture expectations.

green---- #sexist

“All incels like myself needs to torture women by smelling bad on purpose in public. As long as you are ugly, it will work. It works for me.”
Yes, yes, convince all women that ugly goes down to the bone. That ‘works,’ I’m sure.

However, that’s a lot of work to be discounted as a subhuman goblin.
Why not just wear your clothes 24/7 and don’t shower?

Gumby #fundie

“Just so you know, I've spoken to biologists and evolutionary scientists in both Europe and Australia and NONE of them could explain to me the points I and Aysia just raised, they just say 'Oh, that field of research hasn't been fully explored yet.'”
So, you’re asking questions that science cannot currently answer?
Or you’re asking questions everyone’s too polite to tell you how dumb they are?

“Shitheads, if something hasn't been fully explored or explained, you can't declare it to be true!!!”
Um, yes, yes we can.
Watch a murder mystery.
We can declare that Mr. Body is dead long before we know who had means, motive, and opportunity to do the deed, much less indict them.
Mr. Body is Dead is a fact.
‘Mr. Body was found in the Kitchen’ is also a fact.
Mr. Body was killed by a blunt instrument is also a fact.
Mr. Body was moved from where he was killed, a fact that’ll take time to establish.
Eventually they can say ‘It is a fact that Mr. Body was killed in the Library, and this is how we know…’
And eventually they go to court and convince a Jury that ‘Mrs. Peacock did it in the Library with the pipe wrench’ is a fact.

Everything in science is a theory trying to explain the facts we’ve collected. Your question is either NOT about facts, or it’s about facts we cannot explain…yet.
But we don’t have to answer that to say that the murder is a fact. I mean, that evolution is a fact.

fso301 #fundie

“Any Christian should believe in extraterrestrial life. From cover to cover, the bible describes highly advanced beings capable of moving through interstellar space and whose abode is not on this planet.”

Except that this planet is literally all there is.
Cover to cover, the Bible describes the Earth as a flat plane floating on the waters below, under a solid sky. Sun, moon, and stars all roll around inside the sky. The sun even has an apartment to sleep in during the night.