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Gloria ''Wendy" Ray, Aiken, S.C. #fundie

“I don't recall freedom of religion meaning no religion.”
SCOTUS has said that atheism qualifies as a religion for the purpose of the first amendment.

“Our currency even says, ''In God We Trust." So, to all the atheists in America: Get off of our country.”
SCOTUS says that the phrase is ‘ceremonial deism,’ not Christainity. That way it’s not unconstitutional. if you want to insist it’s Christainity, feel free to testify for the guy suing to get it off the currency.

Reborn898 #fundie

“You can't be moral without God.”
I’m an atheist. I don’t think my orals OR YOUR morals are delivered from an immortal lawgiver. Gonna need more than your say-so to prove this.

“Without God, there would be no morals.”
Not true. Morals are behavior modifiers that allow us to live together in groups without killing everyone. They’re a necessary attribute to allow civilization to develop.

“I could say that stealing is okay, while you despise it.”
And if enough of society supported stealing, then we probably would have to totally rearrange our ideas of property.

“This reminds me of an argument where an atheist tried to tell a Christian that it was wrong that men in the Bible who were not told otherwise would marry close relatives.”
Well, yes, Inbreeding leads to problems. That’s not morality, though, that’s genetic hygiene. What do you think morals ARE?

“The fact is, if you're an atheist, you can't believe in morals.”
No, i believe in morals, i just don’t pretend that they have a sponsor in the sky.

“Instead, you believe what you want to believe. So how can you judge others?”
I judge others by whether or not their arguments are logical. Or if they’re just self-serving statements as facts.
I judge people by whether or not their behavior causes unnecessary harm to others.

Anonymous Coward #fundie

“Using the word "homophobia" in regard to a legal choice to beleive one's religion is HATE speech no different than using the N word.”
I think you’re trying to say that you’re offended by being called homophobic. your being a snowflake doesn’t make it hate speech.

“Referring to religion as mythology is also HATE speech.”
Snowflake.

“You appear to only recognize free speech as speech that agrees with you.”
I’d have to see your example, here. Could be just that YOU think any feedback at all is a violation of your free speech…

“If you don't want to send money to scouting, that is your choice. If you don't want to have anything to do with them, fine. If you want to try to persuade them that they are wrong, with logic not violence, fine.”
So glad you’re spending the time to decide how I can express my differences of opinion, including by your name-calling.

samheath #fundie

“If anyone sticks up for traditional marriage”
Same-sex marriages do not do away with traditional messages. There’s no need to stick up for that.

“and opposes the homosexual agenda of same sex so-called “marriage””
And that’s the issue. There’s no good secular reason to demand that the secular government not extend marriage rights to same-sex couples.

“they are labeled “homophobic,” though the term is patently ridiculous in view of the fact a phobia is an irrational fear and who is actually irrationally afraid of homosexuals?”
Phobia is an irrational hatred or fear.
And there’s no rational reason to oppose samesex marriage.

“The normal revulsion sexually normal people feel for perversion is just that; normal.”
So, your opposition to SSM is not the result of rational processing, but your fee-fees. I also experience a revulsion at the idea of homosexual activities. But I do not feel that my feelings justify my denying basic rights to other humans. If they’re not trying to marry me, i don’t have a problem with them.

“The words perversion and normal are still there in ordinary dictionaries apart from dictionaries of Behavioral Science and no amount of laws passed are going to make sexually normal people well-disposed toward perverts or accept perverts can be “married” in any normal sense of the word.”
Yes, yes, the language and the science totally support your homophobia, sure, sure, we believe you.

David Taylor #fundie

young and intelligent #fundie

“Would a loving parent torment his child forever and ever?

Answer : YES. IT'S CALLED TOUGH LOVE.”
Tough love is when we say ‘no’ to a child so that the later adult won’t have a tantrum. We provide discomfort early on to prevent future misbehavior.
Hell is not Tough Love You Flaming Idiot.
Once we’re sent to Hell, that’s it. Eternal torment.
There’s no future to correct their behavior in. They won’t go back to Earth, they won’t reach a new world, they never show up in Heaven after the remedial class, they don’t reincarnate. So, there’s no benefit to the tough love. There’s no punishment. We’re not making better damned souls.

So the entire duration of Hell is just unending torture for no reason other than the revenge fantasies of Christains.

Pastorb #fundie

“You DO know he committed a crime right? Stealing something of religious value is dick like.”
Oh, i quite agree. People who vandalize other religions’ symbols at Christmas are dicks, too.

“Also, saying "it's just a damned cracker" shows lack of understanding of Catholicism, meaning I don't care about any death threats you may get.”
Right, right, because NOT holding Catholic superstition in high regard is worthy of deathiness.

“[Regarding university professor who commented on the same issue]
And by the way, that's a hate crime. Crime motivated by hate. Hello, prison, good bye, useless cushy job!”
IS it a CRIME to not share a superstition?

andre jones #fundie

“If all scientist denounced evolution what would you people do?”
Depends on what they replace it with…

“what would you believe in then?”
Depends on what they replace it with…

“What proof of evolution do you have of your own???”
What would the point of that be? If all the experts found something better, why would i try to adhere to the Balance of Humours, or phlogiston.

“And if you don't have any how do you argue for it..”
Why would I argue for it?

“why do you believe in it?????”
I don’t. I accept it as the best science so far. If science changes, then I’ll see what they changed to.

“What transitions have you seen made....”
All of them.

“where is the proof....”
You seem to think that evolution is my religion.

“ how are there possible scientist who live In the world of Facts that speak against evolution ....”
There are scientists who value their beliefs more than science. Big whoop.

“there is no room for bias in that world so how is it possible????”
Bias.

“why did Darwin barely speak upon the first organism of life ever instead of focusing on the variety?????”
Because evolution is not about the first, it’s about changes after.

“ Is it a lot harder to bullshit ??????”
What the fuck are you trying to say?

PreTribber #fundie

“Maybe they don't hate God as you say since they don't believe in Him [nothing to hate],”
Yessssssssss.

“but they hold contempt for what they believe is 'unreal',”
What’s the point of contempt for things that don’t exist?
Spock, Vader, Miss Piggy, the Blues Brothers, vampires, werewolves, giants, Spider-man, Superman, compassionate conservatives, and on and on and on…?
My contempt is for people who align their entire life around something unreal that they instist i hate to align my life to.

“in this case God, so I believe they do hate [scorn] God.”
That’s a lot of words to just not learn a fucking thing.

uninstall #sexist

“whenever I get a date - I am making her cry”
Huh. When I had a date, I tried to find out what she wanted for the second date… I suppose this is also a strategy.

“this is how it's gonna go”
Just say, this is what I fantasize about during masturbation.

“whenever I get a date - I am making that bitch cry”
Yes, the natural progression.
“Would you like to have a date some time?” “Okay.” “You BITCH!”

“I will insult her to her face. If she's fat. I''ll call her fat.”
And she’ll call you a virgin and you’ll be angry that she’s being a bitch.

“If she is not like her pictures, i'll call her on it.
If she is retarded I will call her retarded.”
If she’s dating you, that’s a given.

“NO MATTER HOW PREETTY SHE IS OR HOW HORNY I AM
THIS IS THE TREATMENT THAT SHE WILL GET”
Your only chance to EITHER prove you deserve inceldom OR gain a friend, and you choose the incel name-tag.

“THIS IS WHAT SHE DESERVES AND THIS IS WHAT SHE WILL GET
DON'T CARE IF SHE SUIS AFTTER IT”
She won’t suicide for you being an ass, but she MIGHT mention that she was intending to fuck you before you opened your mouth.

“BECAUSE QUITE FRANKLY, NEITHER DID THE BITCHES THAT REJECTED ME
THEY DESTROYED MY SOUL AND NEVER SHOWED REMORSE”
You invested your entire soul in to asking a girl for a date?

“I OWE THEM NOTHING”
Do you think they owed you a date?

Watcher #fundie

“Your not believing what God says, doesn't change the fact that what He says is true.”
Yes, it really does. If He doesn’t exist, then he never said anything, true or false.

“It's better that you realize that now, rather than later.”
Blah, blah, blah, god’s love is best defended by the threat of his anger.

“By the way, there's no such thing as 'atheism'.”
Do you believe in Zeus? Venus? Apollo? So, you’re an atheist towards the Greek/Roman gods.
Do you believe in Odin? Wotan? Thor? Freya? So, you’re an atheist towards the Norse gods.
We can go all the way down the list and our atheism matches.
Until we get to Jehovah. Suddenly, my atheism is false, because you believe.
How….special.

“It doesn't exist. Your 'ism' is nothing but another empty shell in the shell game of deception.”
A shell game is a pea under one of three walnuts. What, exactly, is the pea in this context?

anon #fundie

“He didn't rip out her womb.”
in the states that won’t let the rape victim have an abortion, that might have been netter for her.

“He had sex with her.”
No, sweetie, he had sex AT her. Against her will.

“His punishment can be her having sex with him.”
She didn’t and still doesn’t WANT to have sex with him. If you’re being on punishment being a reaction to his crime, then his punishment should be a big, hairy, fat, ugly guy with prison tattoos and one tooth tying him down and raping HIM.

Goat #sexist

Yes, yes, because I hate children I denied my kid a Sundae the size of his head.
Because I hate children I wouldn’t let them play near the cliff.
No pet venomous snake, child-hating.
Have to wear a helmet when rollerskating, child-hating.
Have to go to school, can’t hire a prostitute, can’t use drugs, you don’t get a vote on using albuterol for your asthma, you have to visit grandpa, a steady history of child-hating.

Can’t have sex with someone who CLAIMS he cares about your choices, but only to enable his desires, child-hating.

ACE the Fantastic #fundie

“and when the hell did all you people, the 14 year old confused kids and the 30 somethings that are steel backpedling to keep aflote, who dont read the Bible become Thealogens and Bible Exspets?”
Thursday. I had a long lunch.

I read. I don’t JUST read websites and say ‘the bible says women are gay.’ I don’t just read blogs that say ‘the bible predicted AIDS.’ If they give a scripture reference i look to see what the reference actually says. I try to understand it. I’ve read commentary and history and science that impacts the discussion. I wouldn’t call myself an ‘exspet’ on the Bible, but I do keep finding people who SAY they read the bible, but think that Noah was only on the ark for 40 days and nights. Or that they only took animals by 1 pair of each.

“What the hell you dont go to an electrisian and start telling him whats wrong with it when you have no idea and he has been doing it for 15 years.”
Actually, I did tell an electrician he was doing it wrong. He swore he didn’t need to depower the switch he was working on, I thought he really should. About half an hour later (he insisted) he zapped himself and had to go sit down for a bit.
You reading the Bible for 15 years doesn’t mean you’ve actually read it or that you understand what’s written there better than I do.

“i mean just cuse your pissed dosent mean you have to be a dick. who the hell gave you an adjenda?”
So… You’re not equipped to deal with any critic’s arguments, so you attack the critic and say he shouldn’t have arguments, huh? Kind of a textbook ad hominem.

GoodTidings #fundie

“Originally, the 1st Amendment was written to protect Christian religious freedom.”
Feel free to provide any slight evidence of this….

“That is its original historical context.”
Nope. They’d just left Britain where the Church was part of the government and did not want anything like that.

“It was written to protect Christians in the colonies”
Um, by the time we wrote the Constitution, we weren’t ‘colonies’ anymore, dipwaddle.

“from the persecution of the Church of England, which was in the colonies,”
Not colonies.

“particularly Virginia. It is because of Christians that other religions enjoy religious freedom in the US.”
It’s because of the deists who wrote the amendment, actually.

“The Constitution is not a living document that needs to be reinterpreted or changed.”
That’s the exact purpose of the Supreme Court, to interpret the Constitution as it applies to new situations. Shit, I only have a high school education and I know that. What did you do for learning, truck driving school?

“It simply needs to be enforced.”
‘kay. But sometimes we don’t know which side of a question is actually constitutional.

“It is the law of the land, as written. The Progressives (Communists) want to scuttle the Constitution and so we need to protect it from those on the Left who want to do violence to it.”
This is hilarious as we watch Trump trash it daily.

Unworthy Servant #fundie

“Many fossil dinosaur skulls contain unexplained, empty passages. Scientists have not been able to guess the reason for these passages.”
Pretty sure there are plenty of guesses, but no one’s produced any solid evidence for their guess.

“Would it make sense that some dinosaurs used these passages as “gas tanks” for the combustible mixture used to “breathe fire?””
Do you have any idea how much gas would be required for any decent amount of fire? Ever light a fart, yours or someone else’s? It’s more like a camera flash than some of the paintings of Brothers Hildebrandt. There’s no evolutionary advantage to being able to snort a short puff of flame that’s not enough to light a cigarette.

“We believe it does.”
You know little to nothing about the topic,then.

Heidi #fundie

“Then you haven't been around evolutionists for as long as I have. Since they claim that humans are apes, they have to find some way of differentiating between humans and apes.”
You just differentiated between humans and all the other apes….dipshit.
orangutans and gorillas are apes and we differentiate between them easily.
Humans and chimps are apes and we differentiate between them easily…

"So they call humans "human" apes and apes in the jungle "non-human apes." lol”
No, we don’t. You’re laughing at your own stupidity.

“They also do that because they know that apes can't breed human descendants.”
Hmmm. My ancestors were apes. My descendants are apes. My granddaughter is the CUTEST ape.

“So their stock reply to why they can is ; "humans are apes" which I hear them do in every forum on which I debate evolution.”
odd how facts turn up so often, isn’t it?

“ They also claim that humans can breed little apes (which are human babies)Now you're contradicting that (which evolutionists always do since their theory is from the subjective imagination).”
Nope.
You’re a little confused. It’s like you’re arguing that people think Frenchmen are Europeans, and that the French can have European babies, but they’re still French. You claim a contradiction where it’s just a level of hierarchy.

Erin Mersino, U.S. Circuit Judge Consuelo Callahan and four unnamed mothers from California #quack #pratt #fundie

Funny thing, if you ignore or reject the science, you face consequences.
These idiots want there to be no consequences when they send their plague rats to hang out with other children.

THUNDERLORD #fundie

“You fools closed mindedness is once again OBVIouS.”
Doesn’t your bible say that calling others ‘fool’ is foolish?
And people who revile others don’t go to Heaven.

“You try to preach that every organism originates from a SINGLE LIVING CELL,”
No, we do not. Common ancestry could include at least twenty different cells. MAYBE 24! As long as they all cooperated… You know fuck ALL about evolution.

“Yet You claim Noah's Ark is impossible???...”
It’s got the floor space of about 18 high school basket ball courts. That’s barely enough to keep eight elephants and a year’s worth of food for them. And that’s assuming no spoilage.
Also assuming that the three species of elephants were not appropriate for sacrifices to God, then there’d have to be 42 elephants.

Elvis is King #fundie

“t is simply the fact that only a fool can deny God.”
And if an Egyptian said, only a fool can deny Ptah, you’d say…?
OR if someone said only a food can deny Thor?
Odin? Aphrodite, Quetzalcoatl, Isis?

“God created this world and due to sin, we degenerate.”
I dunno. My computers get faster every year.

“Evolution cannot exist because we decay instead of improve due to sin.”
How does that stop evolution? OH! You think evolution is a change to better, not just a change. Got it. You’re ignorant.

“This is as obvious as anything else. If God intended for anal reproduction, He would have made it so. He didn't.”
Or, there’s no god behind the feelings of anal sex being enjoyed.

“He clothed Adam and Eve because nakedness became shameful with sin.”
No, according to the book, THEY went and got clothes, which is how he knew they’d been naughty.

“Taylor Swift is attempting to subvert the will of God! She is flaunting her flesh and enjoying the numerous men who spirituality stumble over her moral decadence and sensual demeanor."
You get a hardon for a woman you’ll never fuck. Blame her for ebing evil., sure

lolitalover #sexist

“Lower the Age of Consent to 11 !”
Jesus fuck, no.

“- 11 is usually the age humans start being able to reproduce”
for most of human history, girls haven’t gotten enough nutrition to get pregnant before 16. And, seriously, the human brain doesn’t really start considering consequences to our actions until 24. I’d raise the age of consent to that, really.

“- To help avoid criminalizing sex between two high school pupils”
Generally, no one is arresting high school students for sexing high school students.

“It is obvious that the age of consent is much too high in most of the world,”
Only to pedos…

“The reasoning behind placing the age of consent at 16 is deeply flawed.”
Feel free to explain the logic of this observation.

“After all who is likely to give a young person a good time? Someone well experienced or some fumbling kid?”
The age of consent is not as high as it is to prevent enjoying sex the first time.

“I think i know what I would prefer if i were a kid again.”
Yes, yes, when we were kids we wanted the 20 year olds pretending on TV to be high school students. Not a good reason to base legislation on.

“If Spain can place the age of consent at 13, then why cant the rest of the world do the right thing and place it at 11″
This is not much better logic. We’re not Spain.

Starbuck #fundie

“The proof of evolution would show that there would be a bunch of 1 cell creatures (amoeba) all over the planet.”
Weird how the evolutionist prediction based on evolution is a theory, but your prediction, based on an emotional rejection of science you don’t understand, is the PROOF.
Not that you’re arrogant or anything…

Ray Comfort #dunning-kruger #fundie

“Do you really think slugs and snails are "animals."”
Yes. And that should have had a ? at the end, no?

“ They are not.”
You’re an idiot.

“They are what are termed “invertebrates,” which means they lack a backbone.”
Doesn’t mean they’re not animals.
Ray, has anyone ever told you that YEAST is an animal?

“They belong to a large and highly diverse group of invertebrates known as the Phylum Mollusca.”
Keep looking higher and higher on that ‘tree of life’ there, Ray.

“ You had better read Genesis again.”
Genesis? This would be the book that doesn’t think anything is alive unless it breathes through nostrils, right?
Pines, grass, butterflies, fish, lichen, snails?
None were saved on Noah’s ark because they’re not alive.
Which is why the dove found a branch of an olive tree with green leaves on it after a year underwater.
And why the Bible doesn’t mention rafts of ants trying to float through the flood.
I’ll stick to biology texts.

KCDAD #fundie

"There is a god, there is not a god...”
A false dichotomy.

“if you want to say there are many gods, does that make you a subset of theism or atheism?”
Atheism is a lack of belief in any of the gods. your god, norse gods, etc.

“Of course, you can not claim either, can you?”
No, any belief in any deity or more than one deity, is theism.

“That is because there can not be many gods. It is an illogical and insupportable thesis.”
This is why Muslims don’t like Christainity. You believe in three gods, so to their eyes, you’re pagan.

Dan Carollo #fundie

“Abraham, Jacob, David, and Solomon practiced polygamy because that was part of the ancient, near-east culture they came out of. God chose a people, with their in-grained culture -- warts and all -- but that doesn't mean God actually endorsed it. In fact, every place this polygamy occurs, there are always consequential problems with it.”
Weird that he was simply FORCED to accept polygamy because it was in practice, but wasn’t forced to accept pork.

Medic911 #fundie

“Regarding the argument that these students were a "captive audience":
the girl giving the speech was a captive audience to the secular teachings of the government-run school system for roughly 10 years of her life.”
Well, even if you look at it this way, secular applies to everyone. It doesn’t mean anti-god or anti-religion, just totally without supernatural elements.
‘Exposing’ her to secular teachings is how the fucking education system works.

“I figure the school administration can survive 20 minutes of payback.”
It’s not payback, though, you’re trying to justify this bitch being too good to suffer the Constitution.

Daniel M. #fundie

“Let me ask you one in turn: when was the first time that you learned how precious water was?”
You try to tie this into how precious god is, but my experience is the opposite.
I grew up in the Faith. God was everywhere, in everything. Part of every decision.
But when I had questions, I realized the people around me were giving answers that came from their needs, not God’s. They had no answers, so they couldn’t tolerate questions. They hand-waived and asked me to trust the god that didn’t answer the question in the first place.
They didn’t have access to God for answers when they needed them.
I realized that seeing God everywhere was just a projection.
Without a supreme being behind everything, it was more wonderful. Seeing all the stars without having to wonder what God’s purpose was in making them? Learning about the planets, the sun, the moon, without needing the facts to fit Genesis, amazing.

God’s not necessary. God’s lack of action has no impact on events, god’s absence doesn’t hamper history.

“When the reprobate is destroyed and condemned, who do you think will witness this? Why, the elect, of course!!”
And don’t you feel special knowing that you’re a consumer of suffering, not a victim.

Bonita Geer #fundie

Hovind lied TO THE TAX COURT.
Under oath, he said he owned no property.
During a lunch break, he went to his property and told his tenants to get out. They had this silly idea that they needed two weeks to find a new place and move. SO he started beating them to get them out.
When the cops showed up, he maintained that he was allowed to do that because he owned the property.
Ten years is more just than I would have been if he’d lied to ME under oath.

Dan #fundie

“I was heavily involved in D&D for about 2 years. I witnessed people turning away from God and turning to a total life of fantasy.”
Really? I was into D&D for about 10 years, I saw ONE guy go to medical because his character got an STD.

“I saw grown men sit in a corner and cry because their character died after they pleaded to their "god" to "save" them.”
Yeah, god calls are fickle. I never saw anyone cry, though, this sounds like the Dark Dungeons Chick Tract.

“I was trying to be a "good" Christian and played this game like it was going out of style.”
What do you mean by ‘good’ Christain, here? You mean sociable?

“I quit after I saw that I only got excited about this stupid game and not the things of God.”
How do you know God didn’t create D&D?

“I was offered some serious $$ for my characters, but said no.”
Dude, no one buys a character. No one.

“D&D involves witchcraft, sorcery, demons, and so much more.”
All of it fictional.
Patty Pulling has a much bigger list. Cannibalism, sex, masturbation….

“I've been around folks that were into Witchcraft, had "friends" visit them and other things as well.”
I’ve met witches. None of them played D&D.

“Thankfully, they were saved from hell by a Loving God.”
Oh, bullshit.

“To say this puke means nothing, or have no influence on you is the same as listening to Marilyn Manson or watching pornography and saying they have no influence on you either.”
No, no, i say they don’t HARM me. Of course they have an influence, I’m TRYING to enjoy myself.

“This is not reaching for straws or comparing different things.”
No, it’s out and out lying.

“They all come from the same pit of hell. Does it matter who wrote something if it promotes something that is not Godly?”
I don’t really care who wrote it, does it hang together internally?

“Only if you think His standards change.”
Like how God used to give the rules for slavery, but also supported the Union in the Civil War?

“I understand that this part of the forum has folks with different standards, so some of you won't agree with me, but I can live with that too.”
Goood. I don’t agree with you because you obviously have no concern about being honest.

“P.S. For those that think the Bible has "fiction" in it....what part(s)?”
The parts assigned to the disciples but were written sixty to a hundred years after the events?
The parts where Moses supposedly wrote a description of his own funeral?
Stuff like that.

Muldah #fundie

“I wonder just how many rapes and child molestations by old men who cannot get a woman otherwise were caused by scantily clad women. Now that would be an interesting study.”
No it would not. Just a whole bunch of felons trying to blame their actions on the victim. “She shook her boobies! I had no CHOICE but to kick in her door and have sex at her on her Hello Kitty bedspread!”
Especially considering how women wearing full burqas also get raped…

“This society is sick, sick, sick.”
Certainly the rape apologists are.

“We cause people to sin and then put them in jail when they do it.”
How is that sick if they’re guilty?
Bikinis aren’t illegal. Assault is. Which one’s actually crossing the line?

Millaneous #fundie

“but all this information about isotopes lasting for half a billion years cant really be 100% accurate, when was it we figured all this lasted that long? 100 years ago or less?”
Ah. You’re like some sailors i served with.
There’s a joke, lady leaves her house and gets pulled over by a traffic cop. He says, “Ma’am, I clocked you at 60 miles an hour in a 35 zone.”
She says, “I CAN’T have been doing 60 mph, I only left the house ten minutes ago!”
I’ve told that joke to some people who suddenly look enlightened and say, “I never thought of it that way!”

Grown Ups can measure the rate of decay in a sample, and then DO MATH and determine how long it would take for half of that sample to decay.
We do this a few times with different samples of different sizes and come up with a really good database of decay rates. Without having to wait for one halflife to occur…

Goriller #fundie

“Are you a racist?”
Are you kidding? In my house, I’m the token white man.

“The Nazi's loved Darwin.”
This explains them burning his books, huh?

“The full title of his book (which your "education" has censored from you and therefore brainwashed you) is, 'The origin of species by means of natural selection; or, The preservation of favored races in the struggle for life'”
No, that was part of my education.
So was the knowledge that by ‘races’ in that title, Darwin referred to what we would consider breeds.
Making your accusation a PRATT, not a silver bullet.

But even if it were true, the way you mean it, it’s just an ad hominem attacking Darwin, not the science. The science says that we’re all the same species of human.

ArchxAngel #fundie

“I do want to say this:”
Because a tragedy can’t go by without pushing your agenda.

“ Not to hound your mom, but that is one of the reasons why wives should not work...”
And it’s a stupid reason. Her fidelity is going to be an issue whether she meets other men at work or at the PTA or at the grocery store.

“Cause they are suppossed to help out the husband and keep him adequate.”
I made a commitment to my wife at our wedding. I promised to only have sex with her and it wasn’t contingent on how much sex we have. There’s no excuse foc cheating, even ‘because she wasn’t there for me.’

“Plus they will be attacked by "wolves" (horney men)”
Horney?
I have no idea if anyone’s ever made a pass at my wife. I’ve never made a pass at any woman except my wife. I cannot comprehend anyone who thinks the wife getting a job out of the home makes her an appropriate target for sexyfuntimes.

Jaaaake #fundie

““Inherit the Wind” does a disservice to anyone intelligent,”
Really? As opposed to the Flat Earth Bible?

“as it barely follows the actual trial”
It’s a fictional work, not a documentary.

“ and makes caricatures of anyone daring to question the holy gospel of Darwin.”
Not the questioning, but WHY they question it. And how they go about it. God says X, I reject anything that doesn’t match that.

“If evolution were actually taught with all its flaws and failings,”
Actual flaws? Or creationist propaganda?

“perhaps it would be viewed as more credible as that would be the true scientific method in action.”
I suspect that like those ‘caricatures,’ you’re only interested in teaching evolution to show how creationism is true.

“Taught as fact, it pushes the secular agenda while trying desperately to diminish God and the bible,”
That’s a creationist lie.
Evolution is a fact, it’s been observed. The theory that explains the facts does NOT diminish god or the bible. Science is neutral on the supernatural. However, creationists MUST insist that Genesis is literal history, not metaphor, or all is lost.

“a book “written by men.” “Origin of Species” was a book written by a flawed man,”
Okay. And teh science stands up to a lot of scrutiny.

“but in the land of the left, the scientist is inerrant, as that is their own, and only, God. Besides themselves.”
No, you’re just unable to actually deal with the science, so you make the science a religion. Grow the fuck up.

“Some last wise words: Piltdown Man believed in evolution, and it killed him.”
Those aren’t wise, they’re barely words.

3kidzmom #fundie

“She would be sitting somewhere doing something totally unrelated and she could remember every word of the spells in the books just out of the blue. It scared her.”
Good god, why? It’s fakey latin, much of it a pun of some sort.
The spells are fiction, wizards are fiction, the school is fiction, she’s scared?
She was probably right to stop reading them, she’s unprepared for the demanding task of (checks notes) Reading Fiction.

A Sheep #fundie

“Just because it may also be "enjoyable" does not mean that a husband and wife are allowed to have sex"
No, that’s the entire point.
Paul warned people to stay celibate because Jesus was coming back SOON, and not every kid would grow old enough to accept the Christ. They would not be saved, as there is no age of accountability.
He also said that if you cannot stay celibate, you’d better marry, so you can have sex under the bond of marriage, though there’s a risk of having kids.
He knew the sex was likely, but married sex is better than illicit sex.

“with the use of contraceptives just for the "enjoyment" of it, as they are not allowing procreation to occur, so it is a sin.”
But not as bad a sin as sex with contraception between boss and secretary.

“Same thing goes for any sexual act that is not done with the intent to have a child.”
So, we married and had three kids. After her menopause, suddenly sex became a sinful act?
Or after her hysterectomy?
Or after my vasectomy?
Meh. Don’t really care for that.

fisherofmen #fundie

“I don't believe God will let this happen, He will not be usurped by man.”
Really? What tells you that? Certainly not history.
God made me nearsighted, man gave me glasses.
God gave me cataracts, man gave me surgery.
God made me allergic to 30 kinds of sage brush. Man gave me allergy treatments.
God made me breathe air, man put oxygen generators on a submarine so i could be underwater for 100+ days.
God gave me a heart attack, man put me in the ICU.
God killed my gall bladder, man took it out before i died.
God gave me cellulitis, man gave me antibiotics.
God gave me diabetes, man creates insulin by putting human DNA in single-celled creatures.
God killed my dad on the operating table, man brought him back to life.
God put us at the bottom of a gravity well, we just sent people to slingshot around the moon.

Visionary7 #fundie

hi, i'm johnny #fundie

“seriously, that's what i wanna know”
You need to read history not church policy, then.

“i believe such holidays should only be reserved for Christians”
Okay. You get the Christain holidays,
we get the Pagan months (January named after the god Janus, March named after Mars, etc.) and we get the Pagan weekdays (Wotan’s Day, Wednesday; Thor’s Day, Thursday). Seems equitable.

“others shouldn't be given this day of worship, it doesn't make sense”
I’m not worshiping on your holidays, idiot. I just like going to the stores the week after Easter and buying the cheap chocolate.

Baptist Ben #fundie

“I’m a Christian living in Alabama. Like many Christians in the United States, I experience daily persecution.”
Cops close your church?
Your picture is distributed as a known Christain?
You’ve lost ten jobs because someone turned you in as a Christain to your employer?
You’re prevented from joining the Military because they don’t take ‘people like you’?

“My beliefs are belittled,”
OOOOOoooh, you mean people around you enjoy their free speech!
That’s not persecution, unless you’re not afforded a chance to state your beliefs?

“destroyed, and false religions are taught in there place.”
One, that’s still their first amendment rights, and two, i am suspicious about these ‘false religions’ you think are being taught. I suspect you’re a creationist and think evolution is a religion?

“Christianity is the one true religion. All other people go to hell.”
Which just goes to show that the US Constitution wasn’t written by Christains…

"To be a true Christian, you have to be saved. Only Baptists are saved since we were established by Christ himself.”
Oh, your grasp of history is hilarious.

“Atheists, Liberals, and Sodomites are a scourge on society and do nothing of any value”
Except ‘persecute’ you, that is.

“Young-earth creationism is absolutely true and should be taught as the fact it is in schools.”
Oh, blow it out your piety-hole.

“Abortion and Sodomy should be illegal”
This is ‘persecution,’ to you, other people having freedoms you would restrict?
So, you don’t use a dictionary, do you? Just an English-to-fundie translation handbook? And everything is either TRUE or PERSECUTION!!!

“The Death Penalty should be used in every state for any crime involving killing.
Satanists should not be allowed to vote
Evolution, being a religion, should be kept out of our classrooms”
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Weird how God hasn’t put you in charge, then…

Alone-Conference-896 #fundie #homophobia

“the fact that God put a man and a woman in the garden and said it was good.”
I was suspicious about your credentials as a former lesbian, but damn, you’re an authentic Christain. You’ve never read your source material.

God did not put a man and a woman in the Garden.
He put a man in the garden, and all the beasts, and told Adam to pick one.
For some reason, Adam was unsatisfied, and Woman was a last-minute alteration, not in accordance with the design specs.
So, really, bestiality is closer to God’s will than heterosexuality.

Nerop #transphobia #crackpot

“Be realistic, most of these surgeons are in it for the money. Who's there to safeguard the dead organs so that they dont get trafficked?”
Wouldn’t that be the FDA and their rules on the disposition of human tissues?
Or did you not want an answer so you could remain a dick?

FoidsDeserveCancer #fundie

“Just fucking lol.”
He got laid. your point…?

“Imagine working your ass off in highschool to get good grades while Chad fucks Stacy every weekend,”
You spend a lot of time thinking of Chad’s sex life.

“then working hard in University studying either engineering or finance or medicine or whatever while Chad parties every weekend,”
No university. I went into the Navy and watched guys who partied every spare night. I have a job where my wife and I both make six figures. We’re going to retire happily. Chad? When he looks go, what has he got?

“then finally getting your job and Stacy "settles" with you and by then she's bored of sex and doesn't even want to do it anymore.”
So we’ve drifted from your dad’s history to your blackpill fanfic of women. Not terribly impressed.

“JUST FUCKING LOL”
Hmm. His strategy means he’s happy.
Your enlightenment means you’re not happy and cannot imagine anyone else being happy…?

myturn59 #fundie

“Science affirms the Bible it does not refute it.”
Well, the Earth isn’t flat, so the Bible’s wrong there.
Plants are alive.
Insects are alive.
David never saw a daric in his lifetime.
Tyre was rebuilt.

“The Earth is 4.5 Billion years old apx. If you bothered to read Genesis you would see that God made the heavens and the Earth.”
I bothered to read Genesis. Wasn’t terribly impressed.

“The Earth became empty and lifeless and it was then that He made it fit for life again.”
Again?

“That means that there was life previous to that first day here.”
Sure, sure. That’s who Cain made a city for, the people who were here before the Earth became lifeless…

Subverted Nation #conspiracy

“Why is it everything in our solar system turns on an axis, except the moon?”
The moon turns on its axis.
It has to, in order to orbit the earth AND constantly turn to show the same face at us…

“Even the sun spins on it’s axis, but not the moon.”
You’re wrong.

“If you look at their bogus claims as to WHY it is that we only see one side of the moon, things start to get real fishy.”
You’re not understanding the science does not invalidate it.

“They actually try to say the rate the moon turns on it’s axis is relative to the rotation of the earth in such a way that the earth can never see the other side!”
Um…yeah?

“If that doesn’t bake your noodle, I don’t know what will.”
It doesn’t bake my noodle.

“That one point is enough to prove something is seriously wrong with what we’ve been told about this “moon” of ours.”
You’re not understanding the science does not invalidate it.

"I could go much further, but I don’t think I need to. Go find a logical reason as to why we only see one side of a moon which science claims IS IN FACT TURNING on it’s axis.”
I’d rather spend time discussing the difference between it’s and its.

But, hey, when we get a solar eclipse, the FAR side of the moon is turned towards the sun, right?
When we get a lunar eclipse, when the moon is in Earth’s shadow, then the NEAR side of the moon is pointed towards the sun, right?
So the moon MUST be turning so that both sides face the Sun.

A #racist

“If a white woman picks a non-white partner, then they will have mixed children going forward.”
Speaking as a father, if my kid has a partner, then i get grandkids. Grandkids are cool. Any other considerations are bugbears in the minds of confused people.

“Her white lineage is destroyed.”
So incredibly sorry to disappoint your racism.
I did not pick a bride based on how my great-great-grandfather might have viewed her. But I do know that my parents really treasured my kids. We really like kids in my family. And the lineage is doing just fine in that I have a grandkid to spoil.

supersport #fundie

“And here’s the magic of life as I see it: Since life is a verb,”
What?
I mean, I’ve managed to drop ‘fuck’ into every part of speech known to man, including a gerund, but i can’t for the life of me see life as a verb.
I life you?
I life here?
Oh, shut up and life on.
I would like to life with you for a month.
My wizard waits until the orc gets to the top of the stairs, then casts ‘command word’ on him. I cast the word ‘life’ and now the orc has to life right where he’s at.

Nope.

“I find it interesting that faith is also a verb."
Chaka Khan: I faith for you.
Dolby: She faith me with science.
Tina Turner: I can’t faith the rain…

Also, i can NOT see any enlightenment from these ideas even if they were true. What the hell?

Korhal IVV #fundie

“Remember - Both Evolution and Creation are only hypothesises;neither are scientific laws.”
Scientific laws are where we can confidently predict how things will turn out. Objects in motion remain in motion, objects at rest remain at rest.
We can’t predict evolution with any confidence.

“They both wield their own conflicting evidence,”
There’s evidence for creation? Where?

“ and from a purely scientific view, neither are purely scientific.”
You’re not speaking from a purely scientific view, then.

“A theory/hypothesis can only be accepted as a scientific law when all conflicting evidence have been refuted.”
Scientific theories do not become laws, doofus, so you’re just ignorant.

“And even a scientific law's position can be challenged when there is a new discovery.”
You’re comparing apples and anteaters.

“Believing in one of the two is an act of faith. Both have flaws, and both cannot explain one thing or another:”
Yes. Belief. Accepting it as the best science so far is not an act of faith.

“Flaws of evolution -
Cannot explain the origin of matter”
That’s like saying the story of Superman’s Fortress of Solitude doesn’t explain where Spider-Man came from. Not even a tangential part.

“Evidence shows that most mutations are harmful and yet they say that is where we all came from”
Evidence shows that you probably have 30 to 50 mutations in your DNA. Are you sure that at least 26 of them are harmful?

“The only way to be absolutely sure of which of the two is true is to make a time machine and go back to the past.”
No, I can be pretty sure evolution is science and religion is myth without a time machine.

TheRealSkeptic #fundie

“How is it that natural selection is purposeless, yet the word 'selection' implies purpose?”
You mean that you ‘infer’ purpose in ‘selection.’ That’s in your head.
Imagine sports. It’s not a voting event to get the most popular teams to the top. Just the ones with the most wins rise to the playoffs and then to the superbowl, and then to the winner’s circle. No individual picks the two teams to play for the ultimate.

Cheesecake #fundie

“Yes, but at what point did plant evolutionary lineages diverge from animal evolutionary lineages?”
Thursday.

“Why do we have two vastly distinct groups, yet multiple sub groups within each?”
You’re asking why we have such diversity, as a means of questioning the validity of the scientific theory that tries to explain the diversity of life on Earth…

“So why not teach ID in schools?”
Because it’s unconstitutional.

“I think it needs to be offered as an OPTION to scientific THEORY's on how life began.”
But it’s not. it’s a religious myth dressed in a lab coat. not science.
And the plural of theory is ‘theories,’ not ’theory’s’, you illiterate muffin.

“Life either began from nothing, or we are designed.”
The two are not mutually exclusive.

“Since there is very weak evidence on how life began, or how the universe formed,”
i don’t trust your ability to estimate the strength of evidence that doesn’t support your superstition.

“intelligent design needs to be implemented into science courses to offer some real alternative to why we may be here.”
But it’s not a real alternative.