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Reynolds MacKay #homophobia #fundie

“Using the term "pride" to describe a parade by homosexuals is an oxymoron.”
You can’t have a one-word oxymoron, Schmuck.

“Can there be pride in the high rate of alcoholism, drug abuse and suicide among homosexuals? Can there be pride in the spread of AIDS?”
Just because YOU would feel shame for being gay doesn’t mean anyone else does, or takes your stereotypes on their own shoulders.

“Same-sex marriage is a danger to humanity,”
I’ve been married since about a 15 years before the Massachusetts decision, and we’ve been in Mass the entire time. I’ve seen no damage to humanity from married homosexuals.

“the family,”
My family is intact, and has been since 1989. Get off with yourself, dick.

"children”
Uh huh. And we see this…where?

“and is against the law of God.”
So are pearl necklaces and poly/cotton blends.
Big goddamned whoop.

Mark Bryan #fundie

"Jesus told the pharisees who were half jewish,you come from your father the DEVIL!”
Being the biological progenitor is not the only way to be a father.
I mean, i have NO suspicion that my wife ever cheated on me, but even if she did, I raised these kids. They tell my jokes, they know my music, they ask me for money, they learned to drive in my cars…
I’m their father. Even if they’re not ‘my’ kids, they’re all my kids.
Also, I think Genesis would be WAY different if God didn’t find Adam and Woman in clothes, but instead found Adam asking ‘why is her tummy so big?’

David J. Stewart #fundie

“If I had my way,”
What a scary scenario…

“ I'd ban large cities in America. The largest city couldn't be any larger than 100,000 citizens. I would strongly enforce that number, with no exceptions.”
Uh huh. I was in Jacksonville when they extended the city limits to the edge of the county so they could claim to be the ‘fastest growing city in the South’… For one year.
Every time a census came out to show one of Pillowfucker’s cities as over the limit, they’d just draw a dotted line down Main Street. “Now,the population of EAST Podunk is 50,000, and the population of WEST Podunk is 52,000.”

"It would eliminate half of America's problems overnight.”
I think you’re the last person i’d want to identify the problems a city has.

“Long traffic rides to and from work would be gone.”
We could also invest rather heavily in mass transit, for the same benefit.

“ And if I needed to, I'd limit the biggest cities down to 50,000 citizens.”
Get the paint, we’re NORTH East Podunk, now…

“ A small city is a functional city, a happy city and the homeless are cared for.”
We still have homeless in the city I’m currently in and we’re a bedroom community for tourist traps.

“I could write a very big book, about the problems caused by building big cities. The commonsense answer is to think the herd!”
This isn’t thinning the herd, Davey. This is just going to pave even more ground needlessly.

Abydos #fundie

“No it is not. Morality is what is outlined in the Bible as the good and just way to live one's life.”
Not at all.
Morality is doing the right thing for the right reasons.
The Bible hardly ever explains, it’s largely just a list of prohibitions and requirements. NO reasons.
For example, every roof needs a knee-high wall around it.
But why?
Is it a covenant with God above?
Is it because in desert climates,people sleep on the roof and might tumble off during the night? Or while peeing over the side?
Is it the last line of defense when the zombie horde rises?
ANd does this requirement make any sense in a climate where snow will accumulate because of such a wall, eventually making the roof collapse?

Why can’t I murder?
Because all people have an intrinsic value to God?
Or is it just some people?
Or is it the act of murder that harms me, and -I- have a value to God?
I mean, we’re all going to die eventually, what’s a year or two difference?
And if the goal is to give my murder victim the maximum time to come to the Lord, then why do any laws bring a death sentence? That’s not giving the criminal the maximal chance to repent?

None of this is morality, just behavior.
NOWHERE does it say not to have an abortion, in fact Numbers 5 commands it. But ‘moral’ people think the Bible tells them to blow up abortion clinics morally…

Rom831 #fundie

“’Primate' is a man-made term that man uses incorrectly to classify primates and man together.”
But, if it’s man-made, then men get to decide how the term is used. On what basis do you say that the term is used incorrectly? It describes a group of living things with certain traits in common, and men have all the traits of primates.

“ again it is a label man improperly uses to label us the same as animals.”
That’s not an improper use of the term. Taxonomy, all of biology, sees humans as one of several species of animal on the planet.
You keep bitching about the term, but the term is not used badly. YOU just dislike the implications inherent in the premise.
Noted.
You still have no basis to find ACTUAL fault with where Man is place on the tree of life but your pride.

"Besides, calling man and ape both primates very much IS classifying them as relatives of evolution which is counter to God's Word.”
Uh, yeah. That’s the science. Which, again, moves us to ask, where in scripture does your god make it clear we’re NOT primates, or apes? You insist it’s not what God wants, but you’re just making your own judgment, not giving God’s answer…

Roger Marks #fundie

"hundreds, who knows even thousands of people”
So, let’s say thousands.
Plural.
2000, bare minimum.
The regret rate for transition is LESS THAN 1 percent. That’s better than the satisfaction of knee replacements and tattoos.
So, there would have to be over two hundred thousand (200,000) transgendered people, with 198,000 of them satisfied with the change, to come up with 2,000 people who regret the change.

So, your estimate means that for every 100 people that seek transition, more than 99 of them are happy, less than one feels it was a mistake.
Not quite the misgivings you thought there might be when you pulled that out of your ass, huh?

Pretty much if the population of KANSAS transitioned, then The city of Dodge City would be populated by those that regretted it.

DoctorDoom #fundie

"FSTDT cretins are too ignorant and immature to create,”
What does maturity have to do with creating? I’ve got a couple thousand deviations I’ve created on DeviantArt, and my wife says all three of our kids are more mature than I am.

“so they must copy the writings of others and make juvenile comments on them.”
Must? No, not MUST. But it is entertaining…

“Sister Hms did FC a large favor by booting the idiot's sorry arse out the door. No doubt the fool will brag about how we couldn't withstand the blazing wisdom of his brilliant posts and banned him to silence him.”
Weird how if YOU’RE the creative ones, you couldn’t find anything better in riposte than the banhammer…

“Barely-postpubescent zit poppers like him live in a fantasy world where they are the heroes and heroines of the Web”
You should take this telepathy act to television.

"(the BB equivalents of Mary Sue and Gary Stu),”
Mary Sue is a fanfiction character, not performance art. We’d have to be writing stories about our interaction on other people’s boards, not directly quoting your errors and strawmen.

“ooblivious to the fact that adults shake their heads and wonder what will happen when morons of that sort go out into the world.”
Well, when I went out into the world, I served in the Navy for 20, and I’ve been an instructor for a military contractor for 25 more.
My real-world experience seems to stand up better than your bias…

“What a pathetic lot.”
Wow. You ARE the creative and original one! Never heard THAT before!
How impressive!

Steven O Sawyer #fundie

“Reality is NOT limited to our scientific understanding of nature.”
Well, no, that’s why we still perform research

“ Events are not always the results of naturalistic processes.”
Name three and give one reason to think this is true.

“The early founders of science knew this.”
The early founders of science? The guys who believed Zeus lived on a mountain they could see? Huh

“They recognized science for what it was, a tool to study the creation of God, not a tool to make the creation god.”
Science is a tool to understand how the universe works, with or without giving the credit/blame to skybeasts.

“In the real reality,”
Just a teensy redundant…

“ there are supernatural forces at work—”
And I believe you because….?

“just like the Bible says.”
The flat-earth, solid sky bible, with the sun, the planets, the stars all rolling around inside the sky. Yeah, good source material. Very convincing.

“ They are usually very subtle and not apparent at all, but they are there.”
If they’re not apparent, your testimony is just begging the question of how you know…?

“ Again I think that dowsing is occultic and does NOT come from God,”
Frankly, I don’t think anything comes from gods.

“even though I have known Christians who practiced it (but I can’t help but wonder why).”
I also know a Catholic who considers himself a wizard, seeing little difference between spells and prayers.
I don’t believe him, either.

tofu-grl #fundie

“Arguing that athiests have a moral sense of right or wrong is complete bullshazzbute.”
Yes, yes, that’s why prisons are just full of amoral atheists. No sense of right or wrong to any of them, what?

“Its whatever is "right" for you only which isn't right at all since its only about selfishness...”
We evolved as moral creatures. Doing ‘the right thing’ isn’t just selfishness in action. Have you ever actually met any atheists?

“as long as you can get away with it (not get caught in jail for it) or theres a chance you will benefit yourself at a later date...and so on.”
Yeah, your bias is a little bit bigoted and not reflected in reality.

“What is right can only come from God...”
Feel free to prove the slightest evidence for this.

“every action or thought that doesn't come from God really comes from your own selfishness...how is that having a moral sense of right?”
This is just you sermonizing. Absolutely nothing going on here but your self-justification and divorce from reality.

gabrielle_iglo #fundie

“I do not think that creationism is actually science, because God, being omnipotent...etc, cannot be confined nor defined by science.”
Science is naturalistic. God is supernatural. That’s all there is to it. Doesn’t need to be omnipotent. Science can’t handle Leprechauns, either, and they’re not omnipotent.

“He created science so science cannot "test" Him.”
If he created science why was it ignored so much in the Dark Ages?

“I don't think scientists' views of what science is is wrong, but they sure are missing out on a lot by thinking the origin of the universe can be confined by experimental science!”
Scientists tend to use science. Can’t really get peer review to pass if you invoke your superstition in explaining the evidence.

“On a different note, I have argued and debated with lots of evolutionists and I have come to the conclusion that evolution is stupid”
That’s not a different note, just the same bullshit bias you hold.

“and anyone with half a brain and all the objective evidence in front of them denies the existance of some God is A) a liar,”
That’s a pretty solid accusation, there. And the Bible says not to accuse people without evidence, so what is your evidence that I’m not honest when I say I’m an atheist?

“B) has some connections with Satan *ahem*,”
Who i also don’t believe in….

“C) is very very dumb. But that's just my opinion!”
Your opinion is fucking stupid.

cameron222 #fundie

“If being homosexual is a result of being born that way....lets get busy finding a cure.”
I’d rather cure superstition, frankly.

“If its chosen behavior, then its the individual's fault who chose the perverted lifestyle.”
A good reason to cure superstition.

“Homosexuality is nasty, unclean, leads to STDs and aides and is a perversion.”
All of which applies to heterosexual activities, too. Not sure how we get secretaries from intercourse, but the rest of it is standard for about anything humans do to each other.

“...it is also a health menace to society and should be treated as an infectious disorder than requires treatment.”
We just got through COVID, and being a dickhead with a bible is just a gateway to an infectious superspreader event. So, you know, mote in my eye, lumberyard in yours…

“I also want the word "gay" back.”
Back? You never owned it.

“It used to mean happy and was used frequently to depict that emotion.”
Feel free to use the word with gay abandon, then. Nothing’s stopping you.
Dress gaily, act gay, speak gay, g’ahead.

s8intly #fundie

“Do ancient unexplained artifacts and high technology potentially provide evidence of pre-flood civilizations?”
Okay, you put ‘unexplained’ up there. No, you can’t use ‘unexplained’ artifacts as evidence. Makes people ask all the wrong questions in peer review.
Also, you need to provide evidence of The Flood, first, to determine what it destroyed.

“Is there evidence that dinosaurs did co-exist with men in agreement with the Bible”
Yes. Birds all through the Bible are evidence of dinosaurs living with men.

“and in opposition to the theory of evolution?”
No, not at all.
OH! you mean the OTHER dinosaurs.
Meh. The Bible mentions individual monsters by name, not herds or packs of carnosaurs…

“Do Giant versions of some of today's plant, insects, animals and 'Mega' Men prove a stumbling block for evolutionary theories?..”
As fossils? NO, not at all.

“Is there an unmistakable Message (from God) in the cells of every living thing?”
Apparently not or every culture with at least one microscope would worship the same god the same way.

Magus55 #fundie #homophobia

“Maybe nothing wrong with homosexuality to you,”
Depends on how you mean. the very thought of homosexual sexuality drives me wiggy. I get the same physical sensation as i do from spiders, heights, and a flat horizon. I just don’t pretend that my issues are anyone else’s problems.

“but most Atheists don't have a problem with anything.”
I have many problems.

“Slaughtering babies,”
That’s murder. It’s bad in most societies.

“sodomy,”
We just covered that.

“ fornication, adultery,”
And that’s a no, no real problem. I mean, if you vowed to stay faithful to your partner, it’s not my place to judge you. But, you know, if you ask me to lie for you so you don’t get caught, then you make me part of the problem… Just something that came up a bit in the Navy.

“cussing etc."
Yeah, I’m not scared of too many words, no.

“We wouldn't want to deprive you of your fun now would we?”
No, that’s exactly what you want to do. Almost each and every way you can imagine.

thatblondeguy_ #fundie

Malte #sexist

“What job could possibly be more painful to have as an incel, than being a fucking HS teacher?”
Screening nurse for an OBGYN practice.

“Okay, and what brought you in today?”
“Well, when we have sex, I experience-”
“GOD DAMN IT! Why do you whores CONSTANTLY rub my face in the fact that you’ve chosen to have sex!??! Why do you think i want to know that someone else made the cut?”

“Okay, and what brought you in today?”
“Well, after my pregnancy-”
“Yes, fuck it, you’ve been knocked up! By a guy! Who CARES!?!? Every other cunt that comes in here points out that she’s not a virgin and I am! I’m so TIRED of this shit!”

“Okay, and what brought you in today?”
“Well, My IUD fell out and-”
“You DEGENERATE bitch! I hope you get hit by a bus when you leave here.”

“My, you look hot. What brought you in today?”
“I think I have a yeast infection and-”
“OH! Ew! GOD! No, don’t SHOW me! Fuck! How can I ever look at one of those after- EW!”

Actually, This could be a TV show. Or a recurring segment on something. Pick an incel off the street, dress him as a medical student, give him a clipboard and tell him he gets to see naked women between their arriving and seeing the doctor.
Then tell the women it’s a game show, see if they can make the incel throw up for cash prizes. Every second he stays in the exam room you lose five dollars…

dad4jesus #fundie

“Evolution is a THEORY. And that's a scientific fact.”
Everything in science is a theory, and THAT is a fact you don’t understand in the slightest.

“That does it - I'm putting you on notice right now - stop posting your own opinions as if they were scientific fact.”
Can We put YOU on notice for…(scrolls up) The exact same thing?

“It's absurd, annoying, and has no place here.”
You’re also absurd and annoying. WHy do you think your place is here?

“ You are posting on a board with educated adults - please behave like one.”
So are you. I mean, I only have a high school diploma and -I- know what science means by ‘theory.’

“THIS IS WARNING #1.”
Warn away, twat waffle.

Herepton #fundie

“The crust of the Earth shows ZERO signs of species transitioning,”
What, exactly, would you expect to see? A fossil squirrel dying while giving birth to a raccoon?
Every organism is transitional. Lining the fossils up by age as best we can, it’s like a stop-motion account of change. There was a time there were no mammals, then there were mammals. The best story is that something evolved into mammals about the time they ‘appear’ in the fossil record.

“plus the massive gaps has no effect on evolutionary dogma.”
Okay, you HAVE to pick one or the other.
Either there is NO evidence, or there are holes in the evidence that we’ve found.
You can’t complain about both.
I mean, obviously, you CAN but you’re clearly just bitching without any understanding of what you’re saying.

“IOW, lack of evidence does not get in the way.”
Again, pick one or the other.

“Transitional evidence is the reason for being of Darwinian evolution.”
Nice sentence. Got an English translation?

"Did you know Eugene Dubois and the entire Darwinian scientific establishment accepted a few scraps of whatever dug out of the ground by prison inmates as the decisive evidence FOR human evolution ?”
No, I don’t know that and wonder where this prison is located?

“The most extraordinary claim of all time (actually 1 of 2) decided by a few obscure scraps.”
Feel free to connect this to reality, somehow.

“This shows what hard up frauds these lunk heads were desparately trying to validate atheist worldview.”
Evolution =! atheist worldview. This is just bigotry.
Also, bible says that revilers don’t get into Heaven, you lunk-headed idiot.

Ray Comfort #fundie

““Christians can’t use ‘circular reasoning’ by trying to prove the Bible by quoting from the Bible!””
No, Bananaman, Christains ALWAYS use circular reasoning, it’s just not logically valid or convincing.

“The “circular reasoning” argument is absurd.”
Betcha you misstate it…

That’s like saying you can’t prove that the President lives in the White House by looking into the White House.”
No, it’s not. I called it. This is more like when I say Noah was on the ark for a year and people who think they’re christains tell me ’that’s not in the bible!’ That’s not circular reasoning.

“It is looking into the White House that will provide the necessary proof.”
Yep. That’s why it’s not circular reasoning.

“ The fulfilled prophecies,”
Um, if the only record of the prophecy being prophesized AND the only record of it being fulfilled is in the Bible, then that’s just an editor doing his job.
We’d need a prophecy given, and recorded by more than one historian with no interest in the prophecy, and also the prophecy being clearly fulfilled, as a matter of history. This isn’t circular reasoning, this is just being gullible.

“the amazing consistency,”
Yes, yes, the two different creation accounts, Jesus’ two different genealogies, and the whole ‘Easter Challenge’ are amazing in their consistency.
And I always did like how Moses managed to kill ALL THE CATTLE IN EGYPT twice, and a third time if they were firstborn.

“and the many scientific statements of the Bible prove it to be the Word of God.”
Science?
The Bible Earth is flat.
The sky is solid.
Clouds would collapse under the weight of the rainwater they contain if not for God’s power.
Biblescience is shit.

“They provide evidence that it is supernatural in origin.”
And we’re back to the gullibility.

The ‘circular reasoning’ though, Rayray, is when Christains say ‘The Bible is the WORD of GOD because it SAYS it is!’ That’s circular.

Wayne Allyn Root & Connie Moorhead #conspiracy #wingnut

NO ONE NO ONE NO ONE EVER! NEVERNEVERNEVER!
Okay, that one. But no one else.
Okay, those few. But only a FEW . Not overwhelming numbers. So they don’t count!

Now, please get off my size 47 shoes and let me get in my car with the other 45 antivaxers, we’re due under the big top.

campusministry #fundie

“1. I admire the fact that Muslims get angry when their god’s name is blasphemed.”
God’s a big boy, he can take care of himself. Near As i can tell, Christains get upset PERSONALLY, taking any disrespect to their god as a personal attack.
Get over yourself.

“2. I admire the fact that Muslims pray 5 times a day, when many Christians don’t pray at all.”
So, you just use this Muslim requirement as a reason to bash the Christains around you.

“3. I admire the fact that Muslims require women to dress modestly in public.”
As #2. Bashing Wester Women’s practices by comparison.

“4. I admire the fact that Muslims have a religious and political system that emphasizes the importance of God in daily life.”
It’s just Unconstitutional, here. May I suggest moving to Afghanistan?

“5. I admire the fact that Muslims still judge sin publicly as in the recent flogging of the man convicted of adultery.”
Ah. And you want to watch heretics being punished in the name of YOUR god, huh?

“6. I admire the fact that Muslims emphasize masculine rule of the home and nation.”
Oh, a Christain fundamentalist sexist. How unusual. The surprise! The unique!

“7. I admire the fact that Muslim women are expected to have children and be keepers at home.”
More sexism…

“8. I admire the fact that Muslims memorize and know their Koran, while most Christians are ignorant of the Bible.”
More of #2…

“9. I admire the fact that Muslims judge and punish sodomites and other perverts.”
This is jsut #5, repeated.

“10. I admire the fact that Muslims are willing to die for their beliefs.”
Isn’t that why Christains keep bringing up the faith of the Early CHristains who got throwed at the lions?
And never mind the Pagans who got throwed to the same lions when the CHristains took over…?

1angel4u #fundie

“Umm, what do they not get about a "theory" ?”
They don’t make the same mistake you do.
EVERYTHING in science is a theory. Gravity, evolution, aspirin decreasing headaches, sedatives decreasing emotions, brains as the center of thought…. All of it could be falsified at any time.
But we have LOTS of evidence for any of it, and are fairly sure, as a working hypothesis, that it holds together.
Unlike the ‘wild guesses’ on cop and doctor shows after someone says ‘I have a theory.’

“That's what get's me”
Then that’s self-inflicted.

“ It's still the "theory of evolution" but somehow, gee - wonder how that happened - Satan has made it in to "fact" in our public school system. Shameful, and sinful”
No. Evolution has been observed, it’s a fact.
There’s a separate theory of evolution to explain the facts we’ve collected. It’s confusing but maybe someone near you had a fourth-grade reading capability and can explain it to you?

Edward Hudgins #elitist

“"Going Galt" means recognizing that the needs of others do not give them a claim to your time, effort, and achievements.”
And yet another idiot spends a lot of time and verbiage justifying being selfish. I mean, it’s not like you gain any benefit from being in a society that guarantees sources of food, goods, services, and money to pay for them. not like you want the kid at the counter to be able to make change, so you don’t need to fund education. Not like you’ll EVER need an ambulance, or a fire truck, cops, any of the city services that other fools pay for, huh?
Nope. Just you and you alone… Growing your own food, curing your own leather, picking your internet wild from unplanted bushes. And making your own movies on the computer you grew yourself, so you can discuss scenes of how brilliant your hero was…

And wondering why no one comes to your door, hat in hand, begging you to come back to us and… Um. Wait, there was something. Oh. Pay taxes to keep the whole thing running…?

David J. Stewart #conspiracy

I always love those that find great import in the measurements of the Great Pyramid, considering that the outer covering is gone and we don’t know how that showed up in the measurements.
And Cleopatra lived closer to Bitcoin than she did to the start of the Pyramids. They were ancient ruins long before her reign. So any inferences Davey draws from the pyramids he can see RIGHT NOW is about as significant as looking at the ruins of the Roman Forum and thinking the number of seats is all they ever had.

Star123Compy #dunning-kruger #fundie

"The statistical likelihood of salvation, however, differs between groups and dispositions. That’s a personal choice.”
If it’s a personal choice, then statistics don’t really matter.
Like, it’s a choice to smoke, but it’s a statistical matter that you get cancer.
Each and every single person is judged as an individual for salvation or damnation. There’s no telling what a person really feels or believes no matter where they stand. Mark Twain had a couple of stories about how truly evil people were who were sitting in the pews, while someone like Jimmy Carter, actually building homes for the homeless, might be tapped as a winner.

“Christianity has existed for ~2,000 years not because of the sword or the pen, but because its ideological views more closely align with objective reality"
You SAY it’s objectively real, but you cannot show this claim to be a fact. And you really cannot divorce Christainity from the violence or the intolerance of the faithful.
You appeal to ‘christainity’ as a faith, but the Catholics burned Christain heretics, and the Protestants burned Catholics. So one way or another, ‘Christainity’ had the power of the sword and the pen.

“Where other ideologies require the sword or the pen, Christianity ‘touches the heart’ because the body innately recognizes its behaviors as ‘most beneficial.’”
Yes, yes, it was Muslims who said ‘kill them all, Allah will recognize his own.’
It was Shinto who burned witches.
And never forget the Hindu efforts to convert the Native Americans by force.

Daniel #fundie

“[Review of Harry Potter]

Harry Potter books are written by an actual practicing witch to indoctrinate our youth.”
You’re a lying sack of shit. She’s not a witch, and the ‘spells’ are largely hamfisted puns. LOTS of hamfisted puns in Harry Potter. Not witchcraft.

“These books contain accurate depictions of ritual magic and satanic doctrines.”
Heard the same thing about D&D most of my life. Pure poppycock.

“Those who say it's "just fiction" need a reality check! Fiction is the best way to promote occult belief systems!”
Actually, no. Studies show that people who play D&D are very knowledgeable about the supernatural, such as silver for werewolves, salt for zombies, garlic for vampires, but they are far, far more likely to recognize it AS fiction.
I suspect the results are the same for Harry Potter.
But, show a study, if you can find one.

“(Just ask Walt Disney. His job as a 33rd degree Freemason was to condition American children to embrace occult themes in entertainment.)”
Yes, yes, I booed the witch at Sleeping Beauty on Ice. But I did not begin to believe that Malificent was real.

“Lots of reviewers who don't know anything about the occult will assure you that this book is not occult doctrine.”
Because it’s so STUPID!

“ That's like a blind person telling you there are no misspellings! Here are the facts; look them up on your own and verify. (Of over 5000 reviews, I can't find ONE that states these facts.)”
Pretty good sign you’re talking out your ass if you’re the ONLY ONE with these facts.

“The cover illustration employs overtly satanic symbols include the lightning bolt on his forehead--a Biblical symbol of Satan (who like lightning fell from heaven).”
Satan’s fall is typically depicted like a meteor, not a lightning bolt, far as I’ve ever seen. So, 0 for 1 on facts.

“There is also the unicorn--a Biblical symbol of the Antichrist (as all witches know).”
Why, then, are virgins able to defeat this antichrist with so much as a touch?
ANd how many witches have you ever met? The ones I knew weren’t really big on bible symbology. They were to busy studying botany.

“This book promotes drug use”
That’s really reaching. Potions are not drugs. They have specific effects and not euphoria or hallucinations.

“The series also features demonic possession,”
Reminds me of the Jack Chick comic where girls say they learned how to use Tarot cards from reading Harry Potter.
You haven’t read the books at fucking all, have you?

“necromancy,”
Yes. There are ghosts. They get information from ghosts, which is literally what necro-mancy means. But then, bible characters also get information from ghosts, so it’s a wash.

“and divination.”
And one of the bible heroes is listed as owning a scrying bowl. Not much flex, here.
You’re just fearmongering and stupidly.

GodsSamus #fundie

“Okay. Evolution's a religion because, although the foundation of mutations is valid and they always occur, they can't change a bacteria into anything BUT a bacteria or any animal into another animal.”
What part of the definition of ‘religion’ is this limitation, then?
And do you have any idea how many experiments you’d need to perform to prove that it could NEVER happen?

“The helioentric model of the universe isn't religious because it makes observations that could have been falsified, yet haven't because they are true.”
The universe is not heliocentric you dumb bunny. The SOLAR SYSTEM fits a heliocentric model.
You really shouldn’t talk about shit so far beyond your understanding.

“Evolutionism just makes excuses.”
I’d ask for examples, but I’ve already thrown up twice today.

“Bow down before the Geologic Column. [bowing emoticon]”
Last I heard, they’ve found the entire Geologic Column in at least six places. So, THAT part’s not a religious tenet. And that’s not part of evolution, anyway.
Man, you’re just fractally wrong, here.

BurningSon #fundie

“Because there is no other God's”
Jesus. There ARE no other GODS, doofus.

“ but the God of Heaven and Jesus Christ,”
Sure, sure. The monotheist version of the triple goddess…

“Ok, answer this: When you pray MagnaGei, do you get a answer from your god(s)?”
Yep. Usually it’s ‘Reply hazy, try again.’ but sometimes i get
‘Ask again later.’ or ‘Better not tell you now.’ Rarely ‘Cannot predict now.’

“I do when I pray to my God in the name of Jesus.”
Well, sure. But do you ever get information you don’t already have?

MrMojoRisin #fundie

"Then a deep voice from all angles said, 'And this proves the existance of god'.”
Yeah, I had an instructor like that, once. Everything he put on the chalkboard was a non sequitur from his lecture. Like, he’d WRITE 4+2=6 and he’d SAY 9/1.5 = 6. Sometimes he meant the addition, sometimes he meant the division.

“It freaked me out quite a bit.”
No, I’ve never been freaked out by a dream I always… Oh. Wait.
One time, I dreamed that Lynn Moody was on my sub and stripping in my workspace and when she stepped out of her panties, she turned into Seaman Lionel Moody from A-Gang. talk about a mood killer.

“I've had things happen to me throughout my life that confirm my beliefs in a higher conciousness.”
And you bring up… a dream.
What’s next, a compelling episode of Supernatural?
An X-Files novel you listened to on audible?
A fortune cookie you’ve kept since a 10-grade trip to the Sheep and Wool Festival?

seer #fundie

“And yes Christian do believe in discrimination.”
Oh, sure. I grew up Mormon.
At least they used to be less interested in hiding it than the rest of you fucks.

“As does Christ: [insert verses about casting non-Christians into fire]...”
The entire point of damnation is that each and every individual receives the totally and perfectly just disposition after they die. Each person goes where they EARNED to go. It’s, like, the exact opposite of discrimination you bigoted, mouth-breathing, lip-reading, finger-spelling, type-casting, brain-dead, self-congratulatory, home-schooled fucking moron.

Mona #conspiracy

“and Bush was briefed about Islamisist planning plane hijackings. he did nothing. this is a fact.”
If the White House knew about 9/11 in advance, I’d have expected a fire evacuation alarm that morning to empty the building OR something like a plumbing problem closing the bathrooms above the fourth floor, whatever.

Or if nothing else, Bush would have had his response planned out, maybe not by him,but someone on his team would have scripted him charging out and taking the day by the hilt, not sitting there, staring into space.

Fullasian #racist

“Do you understand how sexual selection works?”
Men and women choose who they want to have sex at. Terribly compicated…

"When push comes to shove, women are the last flag bearers of human civilization to create life.”
Right now, yes, women can say ‘no’ to men they don’t want to sleep with. Men COULD say no… assuming there are they don’t want to sleep with.

“They are given the duty to weed out bottom of the barrel males.”
Not really a duty. It’s a matter of individual tastes. Some people think various people are bottom of the barrel. Country singers, rappers, atheists, people who beat off gas station storage rooms…

"A man who is confident and well liked will not resort to the interracial marriage market.”
Huh?
My marriage is interracial but I don’t recall attending a market.
I found someone I really liked and…skipping ahead, we have three kids and a 40-year marriage. Nothing about ‘resorting,’ either. I mean, by the time i made it to the Tender in Sctland i had about 7 offers of marriage due to giving back rubs. When a woman asked, I said ‘yes.’
I think you’re talking some outrageous shit, here.

“Very few instances are true love.”
Yes, yes, I trust your ability to detect love and valid it’s authenticity…Based on the skin color of the couple.
I mean, we haven’t run towards each other in a field of daisies, but she has taken me to the ER at 0300 and held my hand. I’ve held her hand through the prep for some major surgeries. if it ain’t ‘real love’ I don’t see the difference.

godsfavoritetool #fundie

“What really yanks my chain is when the news media always report about species "adapting to their environment".”
I’m trying to remember the last time i saw ‘species adapting’ on the news… Is this a real problem or did you just make shit up to complain about it?

“This explanation is ALWAYS the first that the reporters will jump to. They act as if there is no possibility whatsoever that maybe - just MAYBE - they were designed that way.”
Ah. But if they suggest that a deity designed a species, someone might sue them, asking them to support that statement. Then what do they do? Which religion, which god, which creation myth do they support? There’s no way they can do that without pissing off the other religious ideologues. Far easier to go with the science, and piss off the dumber creationists.

“I'm always angered when I read these breaking news stories that seem to support the "theory" of evolution,”
OOoooooh. Scare quotes to show that you don’t understand science! That’s SO edgy!

"which everyone knows, has serious flaws and is just one among MANY possible explanations for the origin of living things.”
But the only one that’s REALLY supported by the evidence.

“Why the media can't seem to get its act together and report more objectively, I'll never know.”
By ‘objectively’ you mean, ofcourse, more partisan to your flavor of creationism.

Don O #fundie

“There's no proof that the earth revolves around the sun!”
Okay. There are repeated observations, though, and it’s the explanation that best explains the observations made. But that’s science, and I doubt you’re interested in science, not really.

“It is observed both on earth and from space.”
Yes, that’s what I said. All th e observations match heliocentricity.

“None of Darwin's ideas on evolution have ever been observed anywhere.”
Except where evolution has been observed. I mean, other than, you know, repeatable observations.

Follower of Christ #fundie

“Holy Cow, are you dense?”
Is this a question or an insult?

“God does NOT lie.”
God says otherwise.

Prophets are people who way what God tells them to say. Whether it’s the future or the past or the guilty party after a murder, the fact that it’s FROM GOD is what makes them a prophet.
So, what a prophet says something that’s untrue: And if the prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the Lord have deceived that prophet.

“He either can send a decieving influence to those who refuse the truth,”
You think he’s totally honest when he’s causing others to state a mistruth?
Never worked at any Captain’s Mast I ever saw. If you caused someone to lie, it was on you. Whether you expressly said ‘you will say this to the Captain’ or if you let your division officer misunderstand the status when he made the report, it’s not anyone’s fault but your own.

Eric Hovind #conspiracy #fundie #pratt

“If evolution were truly "settled science", as they claim,”
It is settled science, Eric, though I don’t expect YOU to understand.

“ this would be like Astronomy & Physics posting, “Whether you accept it or not, gravity exists!” ...”
Astronomy?
Gravity is a matter of physics.
And, yes, even if you have a superstitious reason to doubt Gravity, it is a fact. And also a theory. I mean, things fall, and things in gravity wells require energy to leave them. But the explanation for why is still theory.

“LOL, No one needs to defend gravity because it’s observable, testable, and repeatable.”
Gravity isn’t repeatable, dork. The TESTS for gravity are repeatable. The observations. If i give you an empty lab, though, can you make your own gravity?

“So why the constant need to prop up evolution?”
Because people like you keep questioning it for no good reason.

“ Maybe it’s because more and more people are starting to see the cracks.”
Maybe it’s because people like you lie about there being cracks…?

“ After 60+ years of teaching it in schools, millions still reject molecules-to-man evolution. That should tell you something.”
There are people alive right now who reject the Oblate Spheroid Earth. What does THAT tell you, besides ‘people are fucking idiots.’

Robert Justice #fundie

“The main problem you have with understanding creationism is that you are still looking at matter and the universe in three dimensions.”
Four. Time.
I know four that exist. And my parents used to listen to 5th Dimension. What else do you have?

“Mathematics shows that there are at least 11 dimensions.”
Okay. And how many can i order a pizza delivered to?
A 10th dimension is about as useful to me as the dimension of ruby red power that Cyclops’ eyes are portals to.

“This would explain how the universe is billions of years old, yet the earth is about ten thousand.”
No, I don’t think it does. We have the evidence that the Earth is billions. Making extra dimensions doesn’t make the evidence go away.

“You also need to explain how such precise organisms such as the brain could have evolved from nothing.”
What’s to explain? Change happens, the better results are retained. Complex brains out-perform the simple ones.

“If this were true, then an explosion at a lumber yard would create a three story house complete with deck and garage.”
OH! By ‘nothing’ you think we mean that the Big Bang is the universe from an explosion. Why bother answering your questions if it’s so obvious that you don’t listen to anything said to you?

“I find it less far reaching on my imagination to accept an all powerful God, than a theory than cannot be duplicated in a test tube and is full of contradictions.”
You can duplicate God in a test tube?
The same God that said Tyre would never be rebuilt?
Same God that said David was paid in darics a few hundred years before Darius invented the coin?
Fix your own contradictions before claiming anyone else has the problem.

IQ186 #fundie

“[Person asks why should anyone believe in God]”
Good question. Betcha it ain’t answered here.

“The only thing I'm pissed off about is having to live on this planet filled with a bunch other piece of shit human beings.”
Yeah, how DARE god put you down here with, well, everyone else. Your, you know, neighbors.

“God destroyed the entire world with a flood, and his mistake in my opinion was making the world go on afterward.”
Flood to destroy humanity for being guilty of unspecified wickedness.
Then at the wrap party, realized man was just wicked as part of his nature. Yeah, letting us recover, that was the mistake, uh huh.

“If it were me I would not have done that, people aren't worth two cents in my opinion. So believe whatever you want, I don't care.”
So glad to have your permission.
‘If it were me’ i’d probably have forgiven the wickedness. Your judgmental mileage may vary.

“The day for being kind is over,”
Dude, with or without a god, we’re social animals. Being kind to others is how our species beats the tigers, the brush fires, and the telemarketers.

"this world is disgusting beyond belief,”
Back atcha, Saint.

“ people are now slaves, and they are about to become serfs,”
Wouldn’t that be an upgrade for slaves?

“ and be killed. No, the day for being kind is over.”
Remind me not to use your calendar.

Um, not seeing much in the way of reasons to worship gods, though.

Pi Factorial #fundie

“If you seek comfort before you seek Truth, you do not worship my God.”
I don’t worship your god BECAUSE i sought the truth, thanks.

“If you value the love of yourself - or even the love of others - before the love of God, you do not practice my faith.”
I’m real.
You’re real.
Everyone between us and around us is real.
God? Not really convinced, you know?

“If you think we have any obligation to associate with you just because you call yourself a Christian, consider this - you aren't a Christian, you never were a Christian, you do not belong in the Church, and unless you're willing to change, consider yourself excommunicated.”
Consider this: You’re not the one who decides who is and isn’t Christain. God’s very clearly the only authority on that. Jesus talked a bit about people who THINK they’re on The List, but Jesus doesn’t even have them on his Christmas Card list.
This arrogance will probably be reflected in your eventual disposition. If there is one.

“I'm not kidding. Go. We don't need you.”
I’m not kidding, either. You have no idea what you need.

Bill P #sexist

“I’ll happily argue for it. I should have been educated in single sex classrooms.”
From what I hear, boarding schools aren’t that much different, except they don’t have to pay their teachers at the state rates and they don’t police abuse nearly as well.

“You know what it’s like to be a 17yo boy with a hot girl wearing a tank top and tight shorts sitting a few feet in front of you suggestively twirling her hair with her finger?”
Why, yes, yes I do. Main reason i WENT to school instead of juvenile delinquency.

“Do you think that kind of environment is conducive to paying attention to what the teacher is saying?”
I’ve made 16 submarine patrols on all-male crews. We’re not ANY less horny for not having girls to stare at. ONE boy says he’s got a Playboy under his mattress and that’s all you’re going to think about for all of Government…

“Boys who actually have balls are poorly served in mixed-sex learning environments,”
But that does teach them how to behave once they’re out of school and in the real world. Again, on the subs, the kids with the most protected upbringings were the worst prepared for the realities.

“and for more reasons than the very important one I referred to above.”
Okay, you’re afraid of girls, just say so, no biggie.

Orlov and Lester

“Small dick is the ultimate death sentence”
And yet, you lived long enough to post this… So, not ULTIMATE, huh?

“You can be a deformed, ugly, autistic dwarf,”
Blaming anything at all but any choice you’ve made, huh?

"You can fuck cheap prostitutes and actually enjoy hardcore sex.”
Hardcore sex? Dude, PORN IS NOT REALITY. If you’re having sex, you’re having SEX! No qualifiers to it. Nothing happens offscreen or outside the camera’s angle.
You have brainwashed yourself out of any touch with reality.

“But if you have small dick, nothing else is of any value...”
My dick is not small, but diabetes did take my erections away. And yet, i find many things of value remain in my life.
You’re just doommongering your self-fulfilling prophecy.

“and I'm talking about real small ones, micropenises and those that are 4 inches or 3 inches long.”
I just looked it up. 4.7 inches is average.
Again, you’re watching those monsters on porn, the guys who cause urinary tract infections, and thinking that’s what reality is.

“You should be as good as dead.”
So, ‘as good as’ is the ultimate qualifier for you?
Grow the fuck up.

“Because nothing will help you. You will never be taken seriously or actually pleasure woman in sex.”
There are always options.
Guy comes home from the urologist, tells his girlfriend, “I just learned that for penis sizes in this country, I’m in the bottom ten percent.”
She says, “Yeah, I know. But what did your dentist say?”

“You can't even jerk of normally, and if you pay a prostitute you will never fuck them in the real sense of the word.”
What’s normal? If you ejaculate, you’re doing it right. You’re getting your money’s worth. That’s all that matters. Sure, you won’t get a movie contract, but you also won’t have to list Viagra as a business expense for the IRS agents to laugh at.

“Even if you were Chad, really small dick is endgame for you.”
Chad is DEFINED by you rejects as having endless sex. You cannot BE a Chad, by your standards, if your dick is too small to have the sex.

“During blowjobs she can't marvel at your dick”
Yes, she can. Good Christ, women have been marveling at their partner’s dick size and sex moves for thousands of years. They haven’t all been Chads.

“and truly enjoy it and let it dominate her.”
I wonder if they can make a gun that shoots stickers? That say ‘PORN IS NOT REALITY!’ Frankly, I don’t expect my partner to enjoy a blowjob the way I do. I just appreciate it all to hell…

“She can pretend, but you will know.”
Please. The entire point of having a sexual partner is trusting her to keep a straight face when she says I’m tearing her apart.

“Tbh the only thing that's worse than an incel is a Chad or a Normie with a small dick.”
So, people who are HAVING sex are worse (off?) than incels who would slice off their own nuts for the sex. Yeah, that’s rational.

ComradeRedFerret #racist

“I call Indians (the red ones)”
Wow.
What an Idiot.
Did you never cover WHY they’re called Indians? I think we learned it in 4th grade.
Columbus, trying to reach India (where you think ‘fake’ Indians live, I take it?), found America, thought he was in India, and threw labels around accordingly.
Of course, that’s par for the course for the continents of North and South Italian Map Maker From Florence…

Lysimachus #fundie

The flood lasted a year. The waters would have mixed. And when the waters receded, that mix would be what was in the oceans, and the lakes, rivers, streams, ponds, and so on. Until the Aquifers fed enough springs to replace the lakes and rivers and everything else.
After only 5000 years or so, the Great Lakes would still show signs of having been awash with salt…

Yardstick #fundie

“What kind of god would force a soul that wanted nothing to do with him to exist in his presence for all eternity?”
So, I’m a parent. Three boys. I’ve been told by all of them to buzz off. I have not, however, buzzed off. I care too much for their overall life to let one childish moment impact our relationship. So the answer to your question would easily be, ‘a loving parent.’

“That would most certainly be wrong.”
If I were God, and my kid believed I existed, and knew that Hell was the only other option available to either of us, and he still preferred Hell, I probably would STILL not damn him. I can’t imagine being aware of an eternity of torture and doing nothing. That would be wrong.
If I were God, or in god’s place, and my kid did NOT believe I existed, i probably would not set his eternal disposition in stone until after he completed Afterlife Indoc, at the very least. ‘Yep, Heaven’s real, right over there, Hell’s real, you can smell it through that grate, Purgatory isn’t real, don’t even bother to write it in on the form. Also, there’s no block for reincarnation, or Hades, or Valhalla, or for being a sommelier for Bacchus. JUST the arrow, up or down. NO, you can’t haunt the locker room for the Jaguars’ cheerleaders or… No, OR the Jaguars!”

joelch2 #fundie

Direct eyewitness observation is NOT a requirement of science. As you demonstrate with the electron.
What the scientific method demands is ‘repeatable observations.’ Meaning if we detect background radiation, then any other researcher will detect it, too. All the evidence we collect to drive the conclusions we come to is available to people who check our work.
Unlike a vision, visitation, possession, or even a satori that cannot be replicated dependably. Doesn’t mean that it didn’t happen, but we can’t use it for science.

Nothing in evolutionary theory rests on Darwin getting a vision from God or Sainte Theresa of Blunt about DNA and inheritable traits.

The Real Ismael Perez #ufo #magick #crackpot #elitist #conspiracy

“But the tide is turning. We are living through a pivotal moment in history—an awakening that transcends political borders, religious dogmas, and the limitations of our current scientific understanding.”
No, Dipwaddle is just publishing what they let him see as a distraction. We get photographs and film but not the above Top Secret analysis. THAT stuff would mention if the UFOs were close to the REAL classified shit we were doing, developing, discovering, which would map out where we do that.
And we’re not putting that stuff out there, not even to protect Bonespurs from the consequences of having buyer’s remorse for the war in Iran.

Talwaar #fundie

“Message to EuroAmerican Kuffar
Message specifically addressed to people who do not believe the same things you do?
Wow. Already I am compelled.

“Why dont you wear clothes???”
Too long in the Navy, I have no body modesty left.

“What is this obsession with nakedness??”
I’m not obsessed but it sounds like YOU really are.

“I'm tired of seeing a sick porn show whenever i walk outside”
I’ve read a lot of porn in the Navy, on long boring patrols, and what -I- see outside is not porn. Your threshold may be a lot lower, that’s your problem.

“Animals dont wear clothes either ...”
And humans are animals. Not the flex you’re trying to make.

this fahisha found in these countries is reflective of devolution and regression rather than progression”
Skin is skin. You’re the one seeing skin and declaring it to be gross indecency, lewdness. What the fuck would you do in an Amsterdam Sex Show? Probably have a stroke.

“And when clothes are miraculously worn they are revealing ... the hadith of Aqa
image come true”
We’re Kuffar, remember? No idea what your attribution is, here, and too lazy to google it.

“And why are you pebble brained Muslims imitating these debased kuffar?”
Maybe they moved out of Islam-controlled countries for the express purpose playing skip-and-go-naked in the streets?

“By doing so you submit that the kuffar way of life is betrer than yours ... you admit defeat and surrender”
Or they admit success and choice.
Weird how that’s just as likely to be true, huh?

pdance #conspiracy

“Evolution is the scientific basis for atheism”
No, it’s not. I accepted evolution when I was among the faithful.
My atheism is based more on reading the Bible than any science textbook.
And the Bible mentions Atheism in writings much older than evolutionary science.

“and for the secular society that many politicians want to build.”
Nope. One of the founding fathers maintained that separating church and government was the only way to keep both of them pure. Way before evolution.

“If evolution can be proven wrong, then the whole secular model falls with a loud crash.”
Depends on how you prove it wrong, doesn’t it?
YOU think evolution = atheism, so you would have to prove one or more gods to disprove evolution. But If evolution /= atheism, which is true, then disproving one doesn’t do shit to the other.

“That is why so much money is channeled into evolutionist research.”
How much of the budget do you think goes into that aspect of biology?

“ Dont be mistaken, your government want you to believe in evolution, rather than in God, simply because it is much easier to control a secular society where the prime minister is the ultimate authority.?”
I think you’re mistaken and just doom-mongering.

EternalWarrior #fundie

“Genesis-Revelations.”
It’s revelation. Singular.
That, i DID learn by reading the Bible. Huh.

“Tells me all i need 2 know.”
I should use that next time my mom needs me to reset her internet password. “Look it up! I think passwords are Mark? Maybe Matthew?”

“Let these athiests believe what they want,”
Okay. So glad to have your permission.

“one day, they will be on their knees, praising Jesus and trying 2 get out of the mistake they made.”
Quite the fantasy. Any sign when it’ll happen?

Ray Comfort #fundie

“I don't hate God. I just don't believe He exists.”
Yeah, pretty much.

“Such is the way of many cultures that if a son or daughter marries out of the faith or does something of which they strongly disagree, in the parent’s minds, they no longer exist.”
Hmm. Not a culture I’m part of, nor do i want to be. My kids are my kids through all of time and there’s no fucking escape from that fact, bwahhahaha!
I mean, I love them too much.

“There is no greater contempt for a person than to so hate them [so much]they don’t exist in your mind.”
But, still, I’m not in that culture, this isn’t a mechanism I utilize.
This is just you cramming everyone else into stereotypes of your choosing.

What a pickle-dick you are.

Rick Warden #fundie

“Many believe that the human population is the greatest threat to the Earth.”
I can see their point.

“2. Human reproduction occurs naturally through a man and a woman.”
Through? Man and woman REPRODUCE, they’re not vectors for reproduction.

“3. If zoophilia is not in conflict with secular humanist morals, then it is a valid alternative for these atheists.”
Zoophilia involves fucking creatures that are unable to provide consent. It’s in conflict. BIGLY.

“4. If more secular atheists would practice zoophilia, then human populations would reduce.”
Secular does not mean amoral.

“5. Therefore, practicing zoophilia is a valid and pragmatic opportunity for secular humanists to help reduce the Earth's population.”
But it will not reduce the population. The density of atheists is not that big, the density of zoophile atheists is not big enough to put a dent in human reproduction values.

“Which point or points do you disagree with?”
Starting with two, your phrasing sucks.