“1. Listen publicly to Christian music.”
Thumpers on the boat uses to load the CD changer with gospel music, set it to play, and then leave. Good way to get your CD glued to the bulkhead.
“3. Constantly hum or sing hymns.”
Okay, but be ready for people to sing metal back at you…
“4. Find a way to work quotes from scripture into every conversation.”
And never be invited to any conversation…
“5. Always have a pocket bible on your person, and read it at every opportunity.”
I used to have a little plastic mouse in my uniform pocket at all times. When i told the guys ‘we need to accomplish this today,’ they’d ask, ‘We? You got a mouse in your pocket?’ And I’d show them Minnie. And then direct them as their LPO, ordering them to do the job.
“6. If you have cable/satellite and DVRs,"
How is this witnessing?
“7. If you have iTunes, subscribe to and listen to podcast sermons, like WOTM, Desiring God, Truth for Life, John MacArthur, etc.”
My dad forbid them to play country music in the pharmacy when they were working. He’d be mixing the drugs and then he’d get a headache. He’d find the radio on an annoying station and eventualy threw the radio out the window.
"10. Hand out tracts and witness to strangers when you're out and about with them.”
Brave. Usually the tracts are left by the littering missionaries, not brave enough to witness to actual people.