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@Skide

mental_out #sexist

Heh, all MST3K hosts are sexy beasts in my eyes but then I consider a sense of infectious humour a first and most awesome quality in a guy…

That being said, i think i prefer Mike the most, since he just has the “energy” Joel seems to be somewhat lacking. Jonah’s the one from the revived show, iirc? I like him fine but the new Forrester lady villain and her sidekick sorta stole that show for me.

As for Chris Evans, he’s, okaish… sorta? TBH I never paid much attention to him when you usually had the Thor dude on the screen, now that is a hunk of a meatbag I can slobber like a bitch in heat over!

I also tend to find teh Rock, Dwayne Johnson sexy for some reason but that’s mostly his face, somehow it just seems very cute to me.

Mack Major #fundie #homophobia

“Unless we start identifying the root of the problem as spiritual in nature”

Unless we get any solid evidence of what you just said, we won’t.

“who died in their sins and somehow got stuck on the earth plane between our world and the underworld of the dead. “

Now, how does that happen? Can you explain to me, even just on your own theological level, since I was convinced you were a christian and that sort of shit hardly fits with your established religion.

Finally, just fuck off and die, there are Satanist like me, open and proud ones and you don’t get to practice your ritual abuses on us, yes we publicly defy you and your little cosmic horror of a dictator and there is shit all you can do with it. We get to run for public office and join in with government jobs just as anyone else. Guess you’ll just have to deal with it.

hoIds_up_spork & littlecuterose #sexist

“-Don’t have excess body hair “

My legs are hairy as all fuck through most of the year, I’m generally a little bit scruffy even if it’s invisible to the naked eye.

“-have good social skills “

LOL not.

“-be liked by men and respected by other women “

Suppose I am but that did not come from me looking like a baloon boobied bimbo.

“-have big ass and huge perky tits “

My ass is flat like an ironin board and I barely HAVE tits.

“-have a tiny waist “

Guess you got me there but I fucking well worked for that one for months with some truly hardcore dieting.

“-have long hair “

Nope, medium length at most. Can’t physically grow them out beyond that.

“-have a good hairline “

I have a decent one, still a good couple steps from “good”.

“-have neotenic facial features “

The fuck are those?

“-Be between 5’3-5’8 “

5′8 exactly iirc and I’ve never seen a guy give a fuck about his prospective partners height unless she’s a midget or a basketball pro.

“-be able to pass the ‘take her swimming on the first date test’ “

I like to think I do, I get to show off all my awesome scars and tell everyone how I got them too!

“-be feminine “

Second verse same as the first: LOL not.

“-wear dresses and jewelry “

Wore all that literally once in my life, on my own wedding day.

“-learn to cook and clean “

I cook, my man cleans usually.

“-be a pure virgin “

Was already with someone before my man.

“-DON’T focus on your career, yet always be able to pay on dates and afford your expensive beauty products and treatments “

FUCK NO, where would my vidya cash come from then?

“-In some cases, don’t be anything but white or Asian, especially not black!”

Hello, racist!

So, in short, I hardly fit your little list above and I’m still happily married, for a long time now and with no serious marital issues, we’re both madly attracted to each other and our feelings have only gotten more and more powerful with time. Sorry for a long-ass refutation but I felt it was fitting here.

anwarfathy #conspiracy

“it is a fucking hoax
even your president told you that “

Not my president. We happen to have a prime minister and his wife is actually sick with the bug, so he is actually taking this whole thing with proper seriousness. And as for Trumpoo the clown? Maybe if he was just a tad bit more honest with well… just about anyone before, he wouldn’t be utterly ignored with whatever he spouts.

desperateanduseless #sexist

“also, ‘everyone is beautiful’, ‘men have different tastes’. NAH”

Denying reality will not help you any. Are you seriously stating that my husband, who likes his woman to be his partner in crime, so to speak, who likes a wiry and aggressive shieldmaiden type and prefers the boobs on his gal smaller and more natural lookin has EXACTLY the same preferences as a trad racist from some hole down south? The same who would rather have a somewhat curvy, big boobied “broodmother” who considers herself in clear hierarchy to him? Yeah, that is how this sounds. Women are individuals, men are individuals, FFS how tough is this simple fact to get through their heads?

Konon #sexist #racist

“Daily reminder your own mom will sleep with your bully if she ever saw him “

Daily reminder most incels would fuck their own mother if she let them, we know of a couple who already tried.

Ap0calypse #sexist

And you can of course show me all the cold, hard data, which supports all those sweeping conclusions you are making about people’s marital lives?

No? I just have to take you on your word that you know what goes on in my bedroom and even in my own brain better than me? Sure, I’ll take an uneducated opinion from a sulky little fuckhead above my own fucking experience, above that of my own mother too, that’s the logical thing to do, eh?

ItsACrazyWorld #sexist

Oh do fuck off, I’d love to sign up for the military, I’m sorta old for such a career these days but still. I am signing up for a cop the first chance I get, so my point stands just as well.

mental_out #sexist

@SpukiKitty #33062

Well there are genuine look preferences but with adult people they tend to take a back seat to the personality of a person. To be honest with you I find Eliot disgusting, disconcerting and monstrous in his looks but then I’m an empath and those eyes tell me all I need to know about him. That aside I’m very much not into “pretty boys” myself, my taste is more of a “frontier dude” with plenty less than kept facial hair, big burly physiques(but not ripped, I put literally no emphasis on muscles or general fitness of my partner beyond his health), stoic, yet empathic and with honest faces. Again, though this is a distant secondary to actual personality and character of a guy.

I’m writing this just so you know this “pretty boys are all the rage” argument isn’t necessarily working for everyone else but you and like minded gals

How the fuck about just signing up for some club or group activity that is likely to have some gals attend it? That’s the way normal folks do it, there are also romantic dating sites that are not geared like tinder mainly for the shallow people looking for a quickie.

By the way the street approach isn’t totally out but you need to know how to do it, I had a couple really cool convos with potential for a lasting friendship with some random guys on the street who noticed I was reading a Trek book at the time and decided to ask if I’m perhaps a fellow trekkie. I never, not once dropped a guy who did and it has always led to fun and engaging convos and now for the kicker, most of these guys looked much less kept up and “manly” than your typical incel photo presents. Obviously though, none of them tried to “acquire” me, so maybe it was just them being nice and genuinely friendly that made me want to stick around and have a talk. Obviously I’m a married woman(to a trekkie, no less) but had I not been such, I’d definitely consider getting closer with some of them.

You on the other hand are in all probability much more like that Jamaican dude who harassed me once outside our local lgbt meetup place, goes up to you outta nowhere and starts aggressively asking you to agree on a date, while when confronted with a wedding ring, doubles his aggression and demands to know where your other half is supposed to be(was there alone, since hubbie doesn’t always attend with me). That was a classic case of wondering if I should be calling the cops or just get up and kick his posterior myself.

schizomode #sexist #psycho

"HEY SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH."

You must have some very respectful neighbours, too bad you don’t appreciate them. You yelled that at me and my man, we’d laugh in your fucking face and get back to it, only louder, just for your hearing pleasure.

LastTryGhost #sexist #psycho

You seem to labour under some delusion that we’re just gonna let you rampage and kill as many people, as each of you need to finally fill that void inside. We won’t, we’ll first delegalize your little group and target it as a terrorist cell which it is, then if that won’t help, we might actually think about simply ending you all on our terms, it’s hardly a murder to put down a rabid dog as he tries to bite you.

Nuke Middle America #moonbat #psycho

Yes, honestly you can most likely take on them in the end and win like you did before but it’s a fucking civil war, a terrifying and pointless loss of human life, a LOT of which are gonna be civilians. Everything else about training guerilas and other shit, is just that: Verbal feces.

If the Trumper fucks start shit, then of course you should by all means defend yourselves and obliterate those knuckle dragging inbred cretins if need be but that’s the point, only if they start it up, once you knowingly stir shit yourself, you become no better than them in your bid to kill off a lot of our own kind just to have a country easier for you to run later.

AccountError #moonbat #sexist

FaceandHFD #wingnut

“I want artificial wombs, sex robots and genetic engineering to improve fast”

And I want neural upload, FTL travel and replicator booze that gets you smashed.

You won’t be able to afford it even when it’s all there and seeing how you sad fucks lack genuine friends and reliable social networks, you ain’t begging for them either.

Comfycel #transphobia

This is hilarious, incel pond scum calling others degenerate for actually having the gall to live true to who they are. Nature, biology, these are things you have not a fucking idea about but do go on how having to contend with the fact that some of the women you’re pinning for or fapping to might had to live as guys once is this outrageous breach of your human rights.

Gymcelled #sexist

I’ve my hubbie right upstairs if I need some cuddles and as for the isolation stuff, we never really liked to go out much anyways. We’re doing well but at least we’re not gloating about it like we actively want everyone to fucking die off.

Tim Tony Stark Rifat #god-complex #crackpot #conspiracy #magick #mammon

Save The Children! #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut #racist #psycho #dunning-kruger

“Adrenochrome is generally known to be harvested from the Pineal Glands of penguins”

Say it once again with me: It was a movie…

OnlyTheGhosts #conspiracy #pratt

You have not the slightest idea how these things are supposed to work, do you? Yes you can still get measles, usually only once after the vaccine but it will be a light version of it, without any lifelong complications, that’s the point of it.

Akhil Bharat Hindu Mahasabha (All India Hindu Union) and Baba Ramdev #quack

FaceandHFD #racist #psycho

BlkPillPres #psycho #quack

Yes, I’m certain you’ll just go into a hospital and start shining your lamp on stuff, just like that, no questions asked(much good it would do for you anyways).

The above aside, you’re a sick, degenerate little sociopath, hope you get something much worse in the process and .

Andrew Anglin #sexist

“right now, as you sit here reading this, any woman you have ever had sex with can call the cops and have you sent to prison.”

Well, at least you guys should be golden, then…

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child #sexist

Madfoot713 #conspiracy

Nobody “forced me” to live in a pluralistic, multicultural society, I wanted that so much I moved on my own and I’m as “white”, as they get.

Yeshua1 #dunning-kruger

Sure and that mall shooter will eventually run out of ammo. This is how you sound.

Janusz Korwin-Mikke #wingnut #psycho #conspiracy #racist

@SpukiKitty #32442

Naah, don’t think it has any anti-Polish elements, dyngus is a word that I believe was used to describe a cretin and a dipshit around 200 years ago and even earlier, must’ve been one of those cases where some words just leak from immigrant jargon to the general language, just your usual melting pot.

Adi #fundie #wingnut

“Vichy France serves as a prime example”

That it does, that it very much does. The example being that many times death is much preferable to such dishonour. At least back in Poland, they couldn’t use our own to police and kill our own, if they wanted some dead polacks, they needed to get their own little nazi hands dirty, not to mention risking their own lives on the line just by taking a walk anywhere in Warsaw. That silenced shot would be coming anywhere they would be, theater, bar or a park, no difference. My own grandpa killed off several with some methanol moonshine and a sharpened shovel. Thought till recently the corpses were still buried under our land but no, they were exhumed in the 70s, apparently. To be honest with you, the French were not quite as brutal witrh their collaborators, as they should be, if you got caught collaborating with the enemy back in Poland, you should probably just off yourself right there and then, ditto for Soviet Union occupied territories.

Patrick Scrivener #conspiracy #fundie #crackpot

What the shit did I just read? Chinese are putting their mulim minorities in bloody concentration camps til lthey renounce their religion, how the fuck did you get they all secretly love and support Islam, FFS?

Fist In the Face Of Misandry #sexist

Hey, I’ll fight for your right to have an abortion any day of the week, as long as you do the same for all us gals here.

Aside from the obvious snark, transfolks exist. Some, few as they may be, men CAN get pregnant and might be in need of an abortion and guess what, they still have that very right, it’s not supposed to be gendered in any strict way(ditto for women and prostate exams).

FinalSolution #racist #conspiracy #wingnut #crackpot

sassypriest69 #moonbat

Bitch, take a chill pill. Meanwhile, I’m gonna grab me an extra large hawaiian on my way home today. Nobody slaughters a family and puts them on a pizza like that little Chinese pizzeria around the corner here, I tell you what!

Sadness #psycho

“ (I'm not encouraging suicide by the way, if your face is hideous and you're poor then there is no reason why you shouldn't endure a meaningless life of shame and suffering while accepting your fate as a genetic dead end and disgrace to humanity that is hated by all symmfaces and sex havers... Everything in this post is purely satire.)”

No, it’s not and you know it. You only mark this shit because you miserable cretins really think that one line about satire gives you a one-up on the judge, should you ever be taken to responsibility for your words. No worries here, though, aside from some VERY dedicated suicide preventees, I think you’re golden. I have to say, though, I could use some entertainment when at a mall food court, so do try to make a scene, scream something about them cucks and feeeeemales and other shit you folks do and FFS before you do pull the trigger, wait for everyone to get their smartphones out and ready! If you’re really lucky, someone will play “Freak of the week” as you off your malfunctioning brains. That way you’ll be truly mallmaxxxing and providing much needed blood entertainment for all of us around enjoying our fast food(I’m not goading him at all, it’s all a good hearted satire, sounds hollow and not very convincing but if they can, so can I).

Fist In the Face Of Misandry #sexist

Sooo… just don’t get married and you’re golden? And hey, you are presumably a dick holdin male, it’s not like anyone ever pressures you or nags you all the time about when you’re finally going to settle down with some nice lady. Wish my gender had that luxury and I’m personally a married woman myself, I always knew I wanted to settle down with a loving partner for better and worse and when I finally got my wish, I was not at all disappointed. My married life is a bliss, my man’s basically everything good and admirable about masculine men rolled all up into one lovely guy whom I love to death and tend to prioritize above myself in almost every way and form and guess what?

That whole pressure and bother is still a problem and an issue and helps a lot of women make the wrong choices about their lives. Human beings as true sapients can’t really be easily classified as either lifelong or episodic mates, like our less cognizant animal cousins. We live with a burden of personalities and individuality, a truism but people like him sadly need to hear it all over again, some of us like to mate only for quick night or two of mutual pleasure, others are good being loosely affiliated with one or more people, others still feel best in a commited partnership lasting them their lifetime. In the end we are all infinitely different from each other and so are our “mating strategies”, all I’m saying is the one you’ve personally chosen, being an utter asshole to all women, ain’t the brightest one.

Ivo A. Benda #god-complex #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot

Damn, I have a million really fun Czechian language jokes but sadly they’re all contrasting it with Polish, so they will be useless here. Lemme just say then, that the words for “searching”(in Polish) and a certain truly nasty insult in Czechian, use the very same word. There is nothing like a Polish tourist running down a slope from a bunch of mad Czechians, after he innocently said “excuse me, I was just searching for a washroom”. Basically Czechian sounds hilarious to Polish speakers and vice versa and we are well known old neighbours, who know each other’s culture almost as well as their own, hell the languages tend to be so similar to each other, that like with Ukrainians we can often just communicate in our respective ones and still get some baseline modicum of understanding(that certain word or two excluded).

Hardly a super-evolved, universal method of communication, I’m afraid, specially since it got a lot of polack asses whooped up the tatrian slopes merely for needing to find a crapper(granted maybe them higher beings simply enjoy watching confused polacks getting their shit kicked in, I would).

Janusz Korwin-Mikke #wingnut #psycho #conspiracy #racist

@SpukiKitty #32356

Happy to help:

Dingus day(smigus dyngus in Polish) is an early spring celebration of life returning to nature and of youth. Nowadays it’s mostly a special day of the year when the kids can run around with all sorts of water pistols, filled balloons and more out in the country actual good old buckets of ice cold water but back in the day and still to some it is also a romantic holiday, since the original slavic(pre-christian even) tradition had male youths from a given village attempting to ambush the gals they happened to fancy and soak them, as a humorous sign of “I like you, lets go out together”. Sounds somewhat toxic masc, as I write it now but in the interest of fairness, I never complained and never really heard of a gal who did, if they do get soaked on the day. the biggest issue with the holiday these days are the aforementioned provincial drunk fuckheads grabbing the bloody buckets or straight up connecting the hose and attempting their worst at all the passing cars with as much as a milimeter of rolled down glass. Otherwise I still remember the dingus day water wars we had with friends, when I was but a spawn, it’s one day a lot of Polish toy stores celebrate like xmass, cause of all the kids “arms-racing” and attempting to “outgun” each other.

Paul Bury #fundie

“Am I being pruned? Is this a test I am enduring? Is God allowing Satan to attack me like with what happened with Job?”

Yes, I’m sure people giving you shit for your preaching where it’s not at all wanted simply MUST be teh debil’s doing.

“Is there a lesson I need to learn in this issue?”

Indeed: It’s to quit attributing every single fucking tiny thing to either your cosmic horror or to the poor maestro Satan. You write offensive and authoritarian crap and literally deify that shite by saying it’s the will of your deity and when politely told to fuck right off, you instead take offence at those who would not be party to your insane, toxic screeching. Take a fucking hint.

Randall Lee Hilburn #wingnut #racist

@SpukiKitty #32234

To be fair, they WERE technologically inferior to the european invaders, socially however several of their cultures were far ahead of what we have even today(not the aztecs and their orbitals, though, they deserved to fall if you ask me, aztecs lived by blood and enforced their “superiority” on neighbouring tribes and peoples by raiding, killing, abducting their tribesmen and enslaving them either as chattel or as sacrifices, they thrived on slavery and strict hierarchical enforcement, they fully deserved to finally meet the even nastier and more malicious demons that europeans were to them), with full equality and gender rights recognition nobody even had to fight for. Even here in Canada we are only now beginning to approach the equality and individual understanding and empathy our first nations had ingrained in their own culture for millennia.

Jonathan Shuttleworth #fundie

@SpukiKitty #32238

“…like SARS, Ebola and Swine Flu…“

One of these is not like the others, though. SARS and swine and bird flu were both good examples but ebola is a much different animal(in a manner of speaking) than that. We were never in any danger of it in the west, it only ever spread in Africa, because of the miniscule hygenic and general life quality standards in most African countries(notice south Africa is much better off and they only ever had a couple infections despite being connected to the rest of the continent). Ebola doesn’t spread like a flu or a cold, it actually requires serious direct contact with the infected body fluids and it manifests(and kills) much too quickly, to be a real danger society-wise. It’s the things that spread really easily and can hide themselves off in a host for weeks at a time with no symptoms, that are the pandemic makers. Ebola is very much like black death, it can only reap through if the conditions are just right and you have literal unwashed masses living in extreme poverty in cramped conditions, with lots of cretinious superstitions about corpse disposal. This is more of a “bioweapon” virus, something you develop in a lab and disperse over hostile territory to quickly kill off the manpower and move in once the enemy is all done puking their guts out(till rather recently I was myself labouring under a conviction that ebola was actually a soviet bio-warfare project from the 70s that somehow got out during the cold war), since it doesn’t hang around too long either, compared to flu-likes which are perfectly evolved little parasites, the fact that they most usually don’t kill or even cause permanent damage is actually very much to their advantage. Basically when it comes to virai, you have either the ones that spread easily, infect easily and most likely won’t end you or even disable you permanently and we have the heavy duty shit that actually kills you quickly and brutally and could potentially lead to corpses piling on the streets and mass extinction but they would need very specific conditions, because their infection and spread rates are much restricted. Course we used to have the deadliest of them all, the ones who did both well(few and far between as they always were) but hey, polio’s dead as long as we can keep it that way…

Sorry for the TED talk, I’m a bit of a epidemiologist hobbyist, I know, weird hobby to have but one does not choose consciously what appears fascinating to them.

Janusz Korwin-Mikke #wingnut #psycho #conspiracy #racist

@SpukiKitty #32326

You seem to hold to some naive concept that Polish were really good people and that we had a democratic, free society back then. We did not, we were literally one step behind the nazis themselves. A lot of that imperialistic shovinizm survived to this day, double for ignorant, agressive fanaticism. There’s a lot of good Polish folks out there but these days we are all mostly to be found outside of our borders.

Anonymous #racist #wingnut

Why yes, so she could speak her mind, even if her opinion is fucking stupid, without being incarcerated or worse. I’m sure if you ask some of them fine people who served, they’ll be happy to tell you the very same thing.

reddituser39682 #sexist #psycho

Touch my man’s privs and I’ll rip your fucking throat out with my own teeth.

@Nomates

And yet again you try to charm reality to your agenda. What you are saying is that no woman ever goes on reddit to fight over political topics when most of us know personally at least a couple who do. You’re really hell bent on acting as if your insane little alternate reality is the baseline for actual human beings, despite being offered all the fucking evidence to the contrary time and time and time again…

Tell me, incel, what is the definition of insanity?

Anonymous #racist #wingnut #psycho #conspiracy

What a pathetic, treacherous shitstain on my beloved species. You chose to torture actual fucking heroes of our kind for your own selfish, deluded pleasure, in the name of genocidal bullshit that never existed in the first place! Wish for a time all our people would rise as one and drown you autocrats, tribalists and other primitive, fear driven agresors in your own blood and build our United Earth right on your fucking graves. You pathetic degenerate prims do not deserve to keep the rest of us all locked in this apeish state of primal existence, simply because you are physically unable to trust someone of your very own species, who yet happens to be from two towns over. We could be spreading over the fucking stars right about now, building a spare home for ourselves on Mars, finally for the very first time being able to escape certain extinction events but here we are, panicking over a brand new flu like a chimp troop and it’s all your fucking fault!

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child and X-Site Energy #sexist #ableist

Yeah, lies, while all you have here is a bunch of savage ad-hominems. There ya go, good folks, Canadian Cletus, everyone! You’ll find this fine specimen, and regrettably many, many others south of Calgary and wherever the highways don’t reach. Much as I love AB, it’s redneck central.

Wagiecel #crackpot

@Nomates #31974

Dude, the fuck are you even babbling about? Are you aware that your inside spiel is literally word garbage to actual people?

Brian Matthews #fundie

IncelKing #crackpot

@Spacewyrm #31878

Right there with ya! We play almost everything together with hubbie, hell when we met all our first dates at one’s place were hot-seating civ games and other grand strategies we could get our hands on. He’s more into animes than me but I have several series I like well enough and it’s he who got me into the wonder and love that is Star Trek. Nothing like an incel being choke full of shit.

nothomo #wingnut #conspiracy

Right, so this is flat out blood libel, anyone care to report this to the proper authorities?

Jack Cashill #wingnut #sexist #fundie #homophobia

"Fast Food Nation" attacks elements of the food industry, "including the exploitation of minimum wage workers."”

Yeah, fuck forbid we educate our teens about the problems and pitfalls of american dietary habits, the predatory industry that serve’s em those burgers and how it’s not as rosy as the McDs commercials would have you believe. I understand you’d much rather continue sticking your head in the proverbial sand but we really can’t have all kids doing that, much as you would prefer it, it’s their bodies and their life decisions and they should be informed as best they can(and also be prepared for the hell that is service industry).