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Piers Corbyn #conspiracy

#toomuchhashtags

But seriously, shut up. Corona is real. Hundreds of people already have died from it, and much more will die from it. Lies like yours only worsen the effects rather than help anyone.

metabuxx #sexist #dunning-kruger

The reason why we deserve women

…Deserve? Deserve!? The only thing you psychopathic manbabies “deserve” is forced castration in the hopes that you would finally shut up! And that’s probably the most merciful thing I can think of(*).

Women (and anyone else, really) don’t owe you anything. …Well, except perhaps a kick in the nads.

(*)And despite that, such a sentence sickens me to think of ever since watching the “Imitation Game”.

Kayleigh McEnany (Donald Trump’s Press Secretary) #wingnut

This President will always put America first.

Sure, if by “America” you mean “God-Emperor Trump” (which I know you StormTrumpers do), then yes, “President Trump” will always put that first. And on second place come his burgers and his golf, and on third place, nothing.

He will always protect American citizens.

…As long as they pay and worship him, right?

We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here…

Well, considering it already is there, you just shot yourself in both feet with an anti-tank rifle.

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…You know, as much as I joke, this is actually really depressing. And I don’t know which is worse, that lying to their citizens is second nature to them, or that they actually believe their own lies.

Randy #fundie

So you believe the attitude of those different than you (especially those that are defenceless) needs to be “corrected” with force, fear, and pain?

Alright, let’s tie this mothaf*cka up and connect a car battery to his useless testicles.

Alex Linder #racist #psycho

@DLaurier #35742

I mean, sure we could quickly and easily bombard them all until there’s naught but ashes left… But I’d prefer to draw it out and let the nazi scum really feel some despair.

Uglyme #sexist

SIGH Choosing despair and hate over hope and love is never healthy. And I’d know. At my lowest points, I’ve felt quite hopeless and had a lot of hate towards everything that I felt made me that way. Those are feelings I’d rather not experience again.

Then again, you are an incel, so… Yeah, screw it, feel free to poison yourself with hatred and despair until you’re the embodiment of nihilism.

rightfulcel #sexist #crackpot

Considering “normies”, “foids”, and (to a lesser extent) “chads” greatly outnumber the incels in the world, and the fact that incels tend to be (by their own admission) small, weak & scrawny, gamma males, while “chads” are 2m tall, muscular alpha males…

Yeah, I don’t see how incels could possibly defeat the society around them. Especially since incels aren’t even unified and would easily start turning on each other.

wrathfulvegan #moonbat

Hmmm, now I feel the immense urge to eat a nice, big, juicy, tender, rare black angus steak! And really savor the dead animal!

…I mean, more than usual.

Alex Linder #racist #psycho

You know what? F*ck it; if they imagine this horrible stories, let’s go kill some nazi’s in ours! Revs up Minigun, cocks Super Shotgun, starts chainsaw, and puts on sunglasses Groovy.

Oh, you gave Hitler mutant supernazi’s? No pro there, I’ll let some Tyrants and the Nemesis loose on them. What’s that? He also got Nazi vampires nwo? Oh, Alucard; go for a walk! You give him support from time travelling aliens? Enterprise crew, engage!

Can anyone give me more examples of fictional character I can imagine slaughtering legions of Nazi’s? Preferably ones famous for it.

ShadowTheEdgehog #sexist #psycho

I can kill and rape 99% of foids, that is part of my power as a man

No, no it isn’t. Otherwise it’s part of my power as a man to grab a shotgun and go “open season” on all incels.

ShadowTheEdgehog #sexist #crackpot

@BattyCakes #35667

Thing is, every time I do feel empathy for Incels and their sexual frustrations, self-hate, and loneliness, (and I do empathize greatly) they tend to ruin it with their shitty anti-empathic behavior, such as their murder-fetish, and their dehumanizing of everyone that isn’t them. Not to mention everytime someone does try to help and empathize, they get even angrier and meaner, as they see it as either “false help” or being “condescending”.

To make a second quote:

Incel: What do you mean empathy goes both ways!? It’s supposed to mean that everybody feels MY suffering! Not the other way around!!

Incels? The only empathic ones?

…Yeah, I think it’s more like this:

Incel: What’s empathy?
“Normie”: it means that when you make others feel bad, you’ll feel bad yourself.
Incel: (genuinly confused) Then why would anyone ever want to have empathy?

Staropramen #racist #psycho

chinook-the-orca #wingnut

Dude, it’s exactly the cosmically disproportionate “feces typhoon” that the fandumb (mostly the rightwingers) threw over TLJ that caused Disney to be overly cautious when making TRoS, causing it to be the very underwhelming thing we feared it would be.

FYI, I don’t hate TRoS at all, I just think it had too much great potential to be even better. I also think TLJ is the best of the Sequel Trilogy. And even if the Sequel Trilogy wasn’t that good, it’s not like Disney SW was bad all around. Rebels, Rogue One, Fallen Order…

AccountError #sexist

@Swede #35592

Exactly. As a genuine nice guy(*), I despise the “Nice Guys™”. They not only give us all a bad name, but are just outright despicable, both for their sheer selfishness, and the fact that they really cause a lot of trust issues in people.

(*)I may still have flaws, yes, and when frustrated by jerks like the OP I tend to lose some “niceness points”, but I’d like to say that just makes me more realistic and relatable. Heck, it even makes me feel uncomfortable to say this, as it makes it look like I’m trying to boost my ego when I really don’t.

OldIncel #sexist

Can't they just tell me that I'm an ugly loser instead of infusing my head full of BULLSHIT BLUEPILLED SHIT?

WHAT DO YOU EVEN WANT ANYMORE!? You complain nonstop that people always and only discriminate against your looks, but when they try to help you and give you advice, you’re furious that they aren’t discriminating against your looks!

…F*ck off. At this point you incels more than deserve your self-inflicted misery.

AccountError #sexist

A nice guy is basically a man who acts nice but is secretly misogynistic and an asshole underneath his facade

Are you really that evil, psychopathic, and devoid of empathy that you cannot even grasp that someone is genuinly nice to fellow humans without any strings attached?

What am I saying, you’re an incel! Of course you are.

Nice guys are nice because it is a projection of how they want to be treated back; nicely. How fucking hard can it be before foids to grasp that not everyone in life has it as easy as them?

Dude, I’m depressed. Yet that doesn’t stop me from being a genuine nice guy and making lighhearted jokes even at my darkest moments. "Sad Clown" trope and all. Just because I feel miserable at moments makes it even more important that I make others feel better. Because I strongly believe that if I can make even a single positive difference in someone else’s life, then my life will have had a reason for existing. It’s why I have even gone out of my way to save drowning wasps in my pool, despite the fact that I am afraid and apprehensive of those things because I have been stung at moments.

FarFar #conspiracy

Brian Chan #fundie

Starting (lethal) fires just so you can sell people smoke detectors at an absurd price is highly immoral and illegal, dumbass. And this is pretty much the same thing.

Your god is a monster.

Unnamed Brits #conspiracy #crackpot

FFS! It’s morons like this that cause more damage than the diseases themselves. I just don’t get it! What do they have to gain by deliberatly spreading this misinformation and panic? Do they want people to die faster? Are they really just evil misanthropes?

While I admit I’m more of a misanthrope than a philanthrope myself (blame the countless quoted jerks here, for one), even I don’t think that in any way justifies causing so much chaos.

Look, people, conspicary theories were nice to roleplay back in the past. But in these days of multimedia we cannot afford to let them spread anymore. They’re genuinly dangerous and harmful!

RodgersSecondAdvent #psycho #sexist

Tell me, how the hell am I supposed to respect these creatures that can hardly be viewed as people?

Trust me, I’ve been asking myself that same question… When it comes to you incels, that is!

GeneticJoke #sexist

@Nomates #35313

…How do you incels even function being this detached from reality?

Gr8believer #quack #conspiracy

Same as with moose-sama here. Had all the vaccinations I needed to have back in the day. While I haven’t been tested yet (I am not a priority), so far I’ve yet to demonstrate any symptoms at all. And I do my damndest to avoid any physical contact with outsiders and always properly wash my hands after going outside or answering the door.

Funny, it’s almost as if you are full of it…

mylifeistrash #sexist

Wut?

…Everyone has at least one fetish, dumbass. Especially those who deny having any. And guess what? Fetishes can be nice; they spice up sex lives and make us a bit more unique.

Granted, I may be self-conscious about a few of mine(*), but I certainly prefer those harmless ones over the rape and murder fetishes (amongst others) most incels tend to have… While I don’t care about being a sub (though I’m willing to indulge a dom partner if necessary), I am rather proud of being inherently attracted to buxom & badass amazonian/statuesque women. Even if only for the fact that such a partner could effortlesssly shove your head up your anus without my help and look sexy doing it.

(*)In fact, if anything some of them make it harder for me to find a compatible partner. It’s not like their subjects are particularly common or pratical… And that’s all I’ll say.

Stacey McStationary #quack

…The sheer depths(*) of human stupidity somehow still ceases to amaze me. In a horrifying way, mind you.

(*)And by that I mean an abyss of unintelligence so dark and deep it puts the supermassive black hole in the center of our galaxy to shame.

kt0998 #sexist

Personalityinkwell #sexist

@Bastethotep #35080

Ok, so it’s out of pragmatism rather than moral standards, my mistake. That’s what I get for thinking an incel still has anything resembling humanity in them…

Linesnap99 #conspiracy #sexist

Damnit! Moose-sama beat me to it with the Avengers and SW references!

Well, considering what comes out tomorrow, I suppose you’ll forgive me for now imagining the zombies are all incels (in their true forms) as I’ll shoot them apart as badass Jill Valentine in the R3make…

Personalityinkwell #sexist

…Or, you know, it could be that the mods on “incels.co” actually have some moral boundaries they won’t cross. Like most human beings that are not psychopaths tend to have.

Uglyme #psycho

Do they think that we actively go around calling girls like that on a daily basis?

Yes.

most of us try to be normal and functioning members of society

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zekr #psycho

You know, now I’m wondering if the current pandemic happened because incels and other misanthropes joined forces and made a huge offering of some sorts to Nurgle…

PluralSpaceRace #fundie #sexist

IrishBecky #wingnut

I didn't like it when Obama was elected, but other Conservatives and I didn't throw temper tantrums and raise hell when he was.

Hahahahahahahahaha… Oh, wait, you’re serious? Let me laugh even harder: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

But seriously, where and when have anti-trumpers been “Burning people's property”? ’Cause I sure as hell have heard of conservatives and stormtrumpers threatening Obama’s life, shooting up places they don’t like, and spreading lies and slander that ruin the lives of innocent people.

I also think that people should give Donald Trump a chance.

Well, we were willing to give him some of a fair chance, but he squandered every. single. one of them. By being an incompetent, narcissistic, blowhard. By now, he should just be thrown out in the trash where he belongs.

I believe that he is going to make this Country great and prosperous again.

Well, clearly not.

My and fellow Christians' prayers have been answered.

Apparently, you never heard of “be careful what you wish for”.

PluralSpaceRace

Rev. Ralph Drollinger #fundie

It’s too late and I’m too tired and uncaring to read that large wall of drivel. But considering it’s Ralph Turdinger again, I’ll rightfully assume it’s actual crap and just say shut the frack up.

David J. Stewart #fundie

If, as evolutionists claim, all of mankind evolved from the SAME primitive life-source, then how did we end up with 7,000 different languages? Did one gorilla get angry at another gorilla and decide to start a new language? I'm intrigued to know.

…You can’t be this stupid! You- you just can’t!

I mean, I’m not a linguist (and languages was never my strength at school) and even I know how utterly stupid that is.

gymletethnicel #sexist

@BattyCakes #34698

I may have had hugs, but they were rare, because although I like hugs, I have social anxiety that tells me I shouldn't. I know what it's like to desire intimacy while not being comfortable with people

Trust me, I know perfectly how you feel. I also desire more social contact and intimacy than my social anxiety allows me to have. The inner conflict is maddening sometimes.

FaceandHFD #racist

White people from northwestern europe are very fit, tall, handsome, strong, healthy and smart.

White person from northwestern europe here, let me see…

Fit? No, I’m a walking skeleton no matter how hard I try. Thank my metabolism for that.
Tall? Yeah, okay, I’m +/-1.85m, what’s your point?
Handome? I’d call myself average, but not that special.
Strong? Hah, no. I especially have hardly any stamina.
Healthy? Depends… I rarely get sick, yes, but I do have high cholesterol amongst others…
Smart? Okay, I give you that. I have an IQ of +/-140 last time I checked, make of that what you want.

And if you think that somehow proves your argument, think again. I’ve been told that (dark hair and facial features) kinda make me look more southern european than northern. So I’m not the apex of aryan whiteness either.

Megakooter #psycho

While I don’t mind people seeing my face (and having family take a picture of it), I do admit I feel self-conscious about the rest of my body… It’s a completely natural trait, mostly thanks to an overabundance of bodyshaming, not something exclusive to you whinecels.

Rambocel #dunning-kruger

A cult that denies it's a cult of perpetual losers.

Shiny mirror is shiny.

TheIncelRepublic #sexist #wingnut #psycho

Anyone just want to live in a total utopia patriarchy?

No, certainly not, no matter how high my status there might be. And I’m a masculine, heterosexual man myself.

Various incels #sexist

…I try to be an empathic person. I try not to dehumanize anyone regardless of what they might do. Really.

That being said, can we please finally make it open season on all incels? It’s not just their immense misogyny that irks me. It’s also their ungodly whininess, utter douchebaggery, nihilism, and complete lack of anything resembling self-awareness. I mean, these things give all males like myself a bad name, on top of hurting actual women!

u/throwaway927426712 #racist

F*ck off, racist & entitled douchebag. Her asking you to show a modicum of respect to her practicing her own culture is just basic decency in a relationship. You’re acting like she is trying to force her culture on to you, when it’s exactly the other way around. Jerks like you are why the rest of the world tends to hate American “culture” (and I’m using that term loosely).

FFS, why do so many relationships tend to be wasted on the abusive a**holes so much? It’s because of stuff like this that I only strengthen my resolve to treat any woman willing to love me and put up with my flaws like the goddess she is. Especially if she can easily get a “chad” instead.

James May #fundie

Am I the only one who thinks this makes god look even worse than Hitler? At least Hitler wanted to enact his “final solution” upon people he (in his madness) saw as a threat beyond his control. God wants to enact his “final solution” upon his own, harmless, “children” for simply not being perfectly obedient enough…

Butch Mailhot #fundie

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it countless times again; if you need a third party (god) to tell you what’s moral and what’s not, and need the threat of torture hanging above your head 24/7 to be moral, then you aren’t moral to begin with.

No, we atheists (or at least, I am) tend to be good people because we choose to. Not because we are forced to. Choke on that, jackass!

Besides, we tend to define “good” as “not causing needless harm to fellow living beings”. You jerks tend to define it as “anything that doesn’t personally offend my god/me”.

Dr. Gary Hedrick #fundie

@Bastethotep #34587

the Devil is real and fundamentalist Christianity his greatest dastardly scheme…

You know, I think you may be on to something here. The devil’s greatest lie may be convincing all fundies he is in fact their god! In a "setting” where there is a devil but no god to counterbalance him!

…Guess we really do live in a cosmic horror story then, don’t we? Makes settings like the Secret World and their Dreamers, or Warhammer 40k and the Chaos Gods, look positively delightful…

nxdismycope #psycho #sexist

we would do anything to break this vicious cycle.

Sure, if by “anything” you mean “anything except putting effort into being a better, more desirable human being”.

Order Of Melchizedek #fundie #magick #ufo #crackpot

@TheKingOfRhye #34158

Not to mention I’m pretty sure that if Jupiter-sized (solid, not gas) planets were that close to earth, their gravitational pull would probably mess with our orbit and tides and all. But I could be wrong.

FFS! Assassin’s Creed is NOT a documentary! The Isu (First Civilization) never really existed, they never uplifted us from hominids, the Templars didn’t cover it up, and we didn’t get our breakthroughs from copying their godly tech.