“Greetings from Telos! I AM ADAMA, Ascended Master and High Priest of Telos, a Subterranean City beneath Mt. Shasta in California. I am dictating this message to you from my home beneath the Earth, where over a million of us live in perpetual peace and prosperity. “
Cool. Wanna share the privledge?
“We are human and physical just as you, except for the fact that our mass consciousness holds thoughts of only Immortality and Perfect Health. Therefore, we can live hundreds and even thousands of years in the same body. I, myself, have been in the same body now for over 600 years. “
Sure thing, sounds legit and all, lets just administer a couple medical tests, easy stuff really, you’ll get through it no problemo and then you can share your infinite gestalt wisdom with the rest of us simps.
“We had hoped to save all our Lemurian people”
But sadly King Julian just rushed in to the vault and locked himself out with only his closest attendee and a certain annoying fan of His Graces. They were all found dead by their own tiny, adorable lemur hands after the vault was-re-opened. A dark turn for the Madagascar penguins series, for sure!