ChurchyLaFemme

@ChurchyLaFemme

The Distributist #racist #dunning-kruger

Confederate generals were traitors and, eventually, losers. They don’t deserve statues any more than Benedict Arnold deserves one at West Point, or Hitler and Goebbels deserve statues in Berlin.

Gingor #homophobia #transphobia

You couldn't look at a high-heeled short-skirted figure anymore and go "I'd tap that" because it could be a feminine man.

Maybe if you didn’t look at other people only as potential sex partners, you could actually relate to them as people. Do you actually think everyone who passes you on the street is imagining how you’d be in bed?

Gingor #homophobia #transphobia

Don’t worry, Gingor, most gay men likely don’t find you sexually attractive, so have no interest in seeing you naked.

u/SNERG_Robot #homophobia #fundie

Steve Straub #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Maybe you should ask your God-Emperor why his MAGA caps and other campaign material is not made in the US. Can he not find manufacturers, or do they cost too much?

yall-suck #homophobia

If marriage is all about children, then the state should demand a positive pregnancy test from every bride. Couples who do not produce a child within 3 years should have their marriage annulled.

If marriage is all about children, the best marriage is one with 4+ adults. More total income, some adults could stay home with the children. If some of the adults die, the rest can still carry on, avoiding children being placed in the foster care system.

The word “children” did not appear in the church wedding ceremony my wife and I had 35 years ago. Obviously neither the church nor the state cared about the issue.

#fundie

EmperorN #conspiracy

If people can trick God, it doesn’t say much about His intelligence, does it?

Donald Trump’s campaign #wingnut

Question: will we see an honest reporting of the responses, or will it just be “everyone supported Trump?” I suspect any non-Trump answers are dumped into the trash.

On #6, early reports about Bolton’s book would indicate that the only thing Trump cares about is what will help his re-election campaign. He doesn’t care about the country, or any people other than associates of The Trump Crime Family.

As to Trump’s transparency/honesty, the most accurate comment I’ve heard is, “If Donald Trump told me it was going to be dark at midnight, I’d be sure to carry a pair of sunglasses.”

wwweamonreillydotcom #fundie #wingnut

“we will have gay marriage (despite many, many gay people being against it)”

I’ve seen nothing out of Ireland (or anywhere else) that requires anyone to get married, so any gay people against gay marriage can ignore it, just as they ignore heterosexual marriage. Your Jesus said something about criticizing the splinter in your neighbor’s eye while ignoring the beam in your own eye. I’m sure as an avid bible reader, you’re familiar with the comment.

EmpathicDesign #transphobia

Now explain why someone else’s sexual orientation is any of your business. The only reason I can think of is that you want to hook up with them, and there are plenty of people who are going to say “no” regardless of their orientation.

Ken Adachi #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

Assuming they’re actually who they claim to be, writers of anonymous letters are cowards who either lack the courage of their convictions or are unwilling to deal with the criticism they’re afraid their letter will attract.

C. Lee #fundie

Why don’t you go up to a member of any Scottish regiment and tell them God doesn’t want them wearing kilts. Then come back and let us know how that went.

M Walter #pratt #fundie #dunning-kruger

@Timjer,

Don’t forget that waste products are a result of imperfect operation. The fact that animals pee and poo shows that their bodily functions are not perfectly efficient. Think of all the environmental problems that wouldn’t have developed if we hadn’t had to deal with mountains of pollutants in the form of urine and feces.

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child #psycho

It’s obvious from the photo that the guy isn’t putting any pressure on the “victim’s” neck.

German Metapedia #conspiracy #wingnut #pratt #racist

“The bombing terror against Germany in the European war unleashed by England in 1939, which became a world war due to the entry of the USA”

That’s right – Germany bombed London and other civilian targets because Britain bombed Germany first. Oh, wait ——

The US didn’t want a war with Germany, but Germany and Italy declared war against the US along with its Axis partner Japan.

Total Imbecile #dunning-kruger

No, Donald Trump has already assured us he is a stable genius and the smartest person ever to be president. Maybe you should apply to work at the White House, since he seems to have trouble finding people able to work with his genius.

BummerDrummer #sexist #racist #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Yep, sounds like you’re a very stable genius. You should run for president.

Ropemaxx #sexist

If someone has sex for an hour each day, it’s 4% of their life. You may think about sex 90% of the time (even while you sleep), but normal people treat it as a minor part of their existence.

DaveInSnitchel #fundie #homophobia

If you think that marriage is only about children, then every bride should have to prove she’s pregnant.

SilverStarApple #wingnut

“loot TVs without looting bookstores for obvious reasons”

Wrong, asshole. A public library was destroyed. Two bookstores were burned to the ground, and a third was trashed, but not burned. But don’t let facts interfere with your narrative.

u/smellyuglypouchld #racist

As everyone else has pointed out, you were a complete asshole, and incredibly inconsiderate of her feelings. However, this also stood out:

“She's the one that makes dinner, cleans, comforts me. “

WTF?? You’re not treating her like a girlfriend, but as a maid. Grow up.

DeAnna Lorraine #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

If Donald Trump told me it was going to be dark at midnight, I’d be sure to bring a pair of sunglasses.

EurocentricZionist #ableist

You obviously know nothing about autism. Our son is on the spectrum and thanks to a lot of help from his teachers, he has learned to interact with people on a reasonably normal level. He has developed friendships, held the same job for almost 15 years and has been promoted to manager. The key word is “spectrum,” meaning there are people who have only mild symptoms and at the other end those who will probably never be able to integrate into society. As to your example of Sheldon Cooper, he has friends and coworkers who put up with or work with his social difficulties, and he obviously has learned enough to have someone fall in love with and marry him.

Bob Blacka, studied Quantum Field Theory at Drexel University (1974) #fundie

Well, assuming Lazarus and Jesus actually existed, odds are Lazarus was in a coma, not dead. As Miracle Max would say, he’s just mostly dead. After all, 4 days after death in the Middle East, with its heat, the body would have long since started to decay, and would be covered in maggots and insects.

Rome in the early CE was amazingly religiously tolerant, with temples to dozens of gods scattered throughout the city. Most early Christians were tortured and killed not for following their faith, but for demanding that everyone else had to it as well. The reaction of most citizens upon learning that their neighbor worshiped Minerva instead of Mercury would be about the same as you learning your neighbor shopped at Target instead of WalMart.

#racist

More than half of today’s marriages end in divorce, often within 5 years. People change over time, and sometimes their partners can’t or won’t change as well. When my wife and I (35+ years) went through pre-marriage counseling, one of the first comments we read was something like, “a woman who marries a man and expects him to change, or a man who marries a woman expecting her to remain the same, is destined for divorce.”

Scottie Spencer #conspiracy

The First Amendment applies to government, not individuals or companies, and any reasonably intelligent citizen should know that. If you think a government agency would make sure your conspiracy theories had a platform, then it should also make sure that conspiracy debunkers had the same outlets. Given the last 3+ years, the idea that this government would make sure critics had an equal platform is beyond ludicrous.

metabuxx #sexist

Karma happens. Many of those women you treat badly will meet you again, and they talk to each other. If, for instance, you are rude to and don’t tip a waitress, she’s going to mention you to her coworkers, so don’t be surprised if you ever return to that restaurant that your food is cold, or the order is wrong. PROTIP: never piss off someone who handles your food.

Being impolite to nurses will backfire quickly. Who do you think answers your call bell, delivers your pain medications, helps you to the bathroom or provides a bedpan? Guess who will get the last response?

Same thing with flight attendants. Be rude to them and see if you manage to get that extra pillow, blanket, snack or the meal that you prefer.

Evaluations end up as averages, so your efforts will likely not make a lot of difference to the overall rating. Given the phrasing of your suggestions, your comments will also show your personal prejudices and be dismissed by anyone reading individual comments.

Andrew Basiago #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo

All that education and experience and you still don’t know it’s spelled “aide” and not “aid.”

Lockdown Protester #wingnut

And if you should contract covid-19, you’ll be the first one screaming for a cure.

Stacey McStationary #quack #conspiracy #fundie

Strange, when I go out in the backyard and look through my low-power telescope, I can see Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn. I guess my telescope must be somehow hooked up to CGI generators so I only see what THEY want me to see? They’re very good, because I can actually see them moving as the earth turns (or the sky turns if you’re a flat-earth believer).

kill me #sexist

If you didn’t keep whining about it, nobody would know you weren’t getting any sex. I was a virgin until I was almost 30, but nobody knew it, because I didn’t complain about it. Spend you time developing a personality and a view of women that isn’t insulting or thinking they only exist to provide sex.

ScornedStoic #sexist

It never occurred to me to go to my prom. It struck me at the time (still does) as a ridiculous waste of money for little return. It’s a dance, for crying out loud. It’s not a defining life moment nor a major event of a high school career.

metabuxx #sexist

Are you spying on the sleepovers or is this one of your porn-inspired fantasies? And about your sister? How long before you ask her for a pity-fuck?

Payer #conspiracy #psycho

Bill Gates is married, so I don’t think he qualifies as an incel.

Mister Peabody #fundie

What’s old is new again.

“Public notice, October 19, 1918, Kelona BC:

Notice is hereby given that, in order to prevent the spread of Spanish Influenza, all Schools, public and private, Churches, Theatres, Moving Picture Halls, Pool Rooms and other places of amusement, and Lodge meetings, are to be closed until further notice. All public gatherings consisting of ten or more are prohibited. [signed] D. W. Sutherland, Mayor.”

In other news, I call your attention to the ministers who have died after holding church services in defiance of the quarantine.

And actually, many of the news reports I’ve seen out of New York are showing how empty the subways and buses are.

Gerald O. Glenn of New Deliverance Evangelistic Church #fundie #wingnut #dunning-kruger

TheIncelRepublic #sexist #wingnut #psycho

Sorry, you’re going to get a 1 /10. All you want is a slave, after all.

You’re not entitled to sex, because it’s not necessary for your survival. Food, clothing, housing, yes. Sex, no. As I’m sure you’ve been told many times, if you start treating women as people, and stop being a whiney mama’s boy, you might eventually find a woman who actually wants to be with you.

Allan Dobras #homophobia #fundie #wingnut

The definition of sodomy includes oral sex, so if you’ve ever had a blowjob, you’re also a sodomite.

Various incels #crackpot

My grandfather used to say, “if everyone liked the same thing, the world would be after your grandma.” His point was that everyone has different preferences/likes/dislikes regarding what they find attractive in a potential mate. Two of my brothers married blonds; I don’t find blonds attractive and have never dated one. One sister married a guy 6′6″, the other married one 5′7″. By your beliefs, one of them “settled,” because all women want the same thing in a husband. Maybe all incels have the same ideal, which may be one reason why you’re so frustrated, since no real woman meets all your requirements.

Jonathan Shuttlesworth #quack #homophobia #fundie

The US now leads in number of covid-19 deaths. Hold your open-air rally and risk going to jail. When none of your attendees become sick, you’ll have your proof that God favors your actions. Of course, if any of them do become sick, we’ll have our proof that you’re nothing but a money-grubbing con artist.

FollowerofGod #wingnut #fundie

“ How he managed to stay sane is quite the feat of mental strength.”

Prove he was sane in the first place, then we’ll talk. Anyone who claims that God has called them to rule is already deranged in my book.

Donald Trump #dunning-kruger #wingnut

Didn’t Trump claim he knew it was a pandemic before everyone else did, but didn’t bother to do anything about it? All he’s doing now is claiming that everything good is thanks to his doing, while anything bad was the evil democrats and purveyors of fake news. I’m surprised he hasn’t reminded us that he’s got a doctor’s statement that he’s the healthiest president in history, so he not only doesn’t need to wear a mask, but could walk through the ICU of any hospital and not catch covid-19 or pass it on to anyone else. What’s next? Claiming he can cure those infected by touching them?

Atavistic Autist #sexist #racist

My parents taught all six of their kids (4 boys, 2 girls) to cook, clean, do laundry, etc. We guys knew how keep from dying all our clothes pink, which many of our college roommates didn’t. We were able to take care of ourselves after college, which was a good thing as two of us didn’t get married until we were almost 30. My experience with most “feminists” is that their only objection to being taught such skills when young was frustration that their brothers weren’t taught the same. Maybe when you move out of your mom’s basement, you’ll realize how important such skills can be.

Lance #wingnut #fundie

I’ve always found it amusing that none of the top-level Nazis were anywhere close to the Aryan ideal they were supposedly working to achieve. I figure that if the Third Reich had lasted even 100 years, Hitler et al. in photos and movies would have to be replaced with actors to support the myth.

streetlyte #sexist #dunning-kruger

Speaking as a male, you grabbing a person, especially one you have just met, is definitely assault and battery. I wouldn’t think of grabbing my wife in such a fashion, much less a comparative stranger. I’m sure you would be delighted if any woman did the same to you, but what if it were a guy you had been chatting with and you both had a few drinks?

OldIncel #sexist

I’ve lost my badge that shows everyone how many sexual partners I’ve had; do you know if I can get a replacement by mail during the quarantine?

Roger Marks #fundie

“This fabulous country and people were given birth by Godly men who founded the country on the tennents of the bible. The Constitution and laws”

So that’s why “God” and “Christianity” appear so often in the Constitution and millions of laws throughout the country. I forget: how many times do those words appear in the COTUS? What do you mean, “zero.”

By the way, it’s “tenets” not “tennents.”

EzraLB #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

I notice you don’t claim that YOU’VE never been vaccinated. Your parents likely had you vaccinated, and you probably didn’t think anything about it at the time. So, since every vaccine causes damage, what injuries or health problems do you have as a result of your vaccines?

Oh, and in your 20 years of vaccine study, I’m surprised you haven’t run across this in Wikipedia or any history of public health as an answer to the question in your second paragraph:

“In 1796, the British doctor Edward Jenner demonstrated that an infection with the relatively mild cowpox virus conferred immunity against the deadly smallpox virus. Cowpox served as a natural vaccine until the modern smallpox vaccine emerged in the 19th century.”

Public sanitation, water, and food supplies have little to do with the spread of smallpox, but are definitely related to the spread of cholera and typhoid.