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Official 2020 Trump vs Democrat Poll

1. Who would you rather see fix our Nation’s shattered immigration policies?

* President Trump
* A MS-13 Loving Democrat

2. Who do you trust more to protect America from foreign and domestic threats?

* President Trump
* A Corrupt Democrat

3. Who would you rather handle our Nation’s economy?

* President Trump
* A Radical Socialist Democrat

4. Who do you believe is more transparent with the American People?

* President Trump
* A Lying Democrat

5. Who do you trust to NOT raise your taxes?

* President Trump
* A High Tax Democrat

6. Who do you believe will ALWAYS put America FIRST?

* President Trump
* A Sleazy Democrat

7. Who do you believe will keep their promises?

* President Trump
* A Lyin’ Democrat

8. Who do you believe will fight for you every day?

* President Trump
* A Low Energy Democrat

9. Who do you believe is better for America?

* President Trump
* A Low IQ Democrat

10. Who will you vote for in 2020?

* President Trump
* A Radical Socialist Democrat

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I would still vote for that straw Democrat because Donald Trumpery has not only all those (or equivalent) flaws, but is also a fascistoid kleptocratic unstable sex predator scumbag.

Ok first Biden is no where near a socialist and second you, trump are possibly one of the most corrupt presidents we've ever had, given you want to rip apart the constitution since it doesn't let you be a goddamn dictator which you clearly want to be rather then an elected leader of a democracy.

Still... I personally want to fuck with him by choosing his clearly biased options instead of trump

10. Who will you vote for in 2020?
* President Trump
* A Radical Socialist Democrat

Well, considering what this Republican voter said in 2017...:

...do you really want to know the answer to that question, Donald Fart?!

I think that question can be answered with a question: Is the above now ex-Repubican voter the only one...?!

1. Who would you rather see fix our Nation’s shattered immigration policies?

* President Trump
* Buffy Summers

2. Who do you trust more to protect America from foreign and domestic threats?

* President Trump
* Chuck Norris

3. Who would you rather handle our Nation’s economy?

* President Trump
* Scrooge McDuck

4. Who do you believe is more transparent with the American People?

* President Trump
* The Invisible Man

5. Who do you trust to NOT raise your taxes?

* President Trump
* A golf ball

6. Who do you believe will ALWAYS put America FIRST?

* President Trump
* Steven Spielberg

7. Who do you believe will keep their promises?

* President Trump
* The local pizzeria

8. Who do you believe will fight for you every day?

* President Trump
* Mr. T

9. Who do you believe is better for America?

* President Trump
* Billie Eilish

10. Who will you vote for in 2020?

* President Trump
* Who (on First)

I’ll vote for Mr. T over Pig Vomit in a NY minute. Of course, I’ll vote for roadkill before anything with an R after its name.

I would love to see the outcomes of how many people voted for democrat.

Official 2020 Trump vs Democrat Poll
1. Who would you rather see fix our Nation’s shattered immigration policies?

Not Trump!

2. Who do you trust more to protect America from foreign and domestic threats?

Not corrupt Trump!

3. Who would you rather handle our Nation’s economy?

Not Trump!

4. Who do you believe is more transparent with the American People?

Not lying Trump!

5. Who do you trust to NOT raise your taxes?

Not Trump!

6. Who do you believe will ALWAYS put America FIRST?

Not sleazy Trump!

7. Who do you believe will keep their promises?

Not lying Trump!

8. Who do you believe will fight for you every day?

Definitely not Trump!!

9. Who do you believe is better for America?

Not low-iq Trump!

10. Who will you vote for in 2020?

Not Trump!!!

... How is this on an official website for the president of the United States?

This looks like something Sye Ten Bruggencate or another hack creationist would pen.

This is embarrassing.

@Bastethotep #44310

What he’s really asking is childishly exaggerated center-left incompetence or Mr. Burns as leader of the ‘free’ world for at least four years…

Why can’t the Republican Party make their semi-fascist strongman someone who isn’t a lying coward? Jack Bauer?

I was going to put what Tilver said. This is more of the ‘r/thedonald’ or whatever it’s called standard.

Huh... I went through the poll and the only time I voted Trump was No. 5, and that's because I couldn't choose the answer I wanted (i.e. "Tax the rich and spend it on social programs"). Also:

A Low IQ Democrat

Trying to lock up the incel vote now, are we?

Question: will we see an honest reporting of the responses, or will it just be “everyone supported Trump?” I suspect any non-Trump answers are dumped into the trash.

On #6, early reports about Bolton’s book would indicate that the only thing Trump cares about is what will help his re-election campaign. He doesn’t care about the country, or any people other than associates of The Trump Crime Family.

As to Trump’s transparency/honesty, the most accurate comment I’ve heard is, “If Donald Trump told me it was going to be dark at midnight, I’d be sure to carry a pair of sunglasses.”

1. Definitely not Trump so a Democrat it is.

2. The corrupt Democrat because Trump did horribly in the last few years.

3. The radical Socialist Democrat. Hopefully they'll listen to economists.

4. The Democrat. Trump lies about everything, from his doctors' note saying he's in perfect health to what he was doing in the White House during the riots to the ramp being damp and having no hamdrails.

5. If those raised taxes pay for universal healthcare and other social programs then yes, I want someone to raise taxes.

6. Agreeing to join and abide by international pacts is not putting other nations first. So the Democrat.

7. The Democrat, though it's complicated by the fact that the president isn't the whole of the government, the separation of powers, the make up of Congress and the fact that Democrats vary from state to state. If they don't deliver, I want to know why..

8. Definitely not Trump. He throws people under the bus as easily as he breaths. Just look at how he got his brother removed from his fathers' will. Joe's pretty well liked by a lot of people which is why he did well in the primaries.

9. The Democratic Party as a whole. Pretty low bar as Trump is really bad. He managed to make people miss George W. Bush.

10. The "radical socialist democrat" known as Joe Biden.

Well mostly it's intended to get an email to dun for contributions, but I keep a burner for such. Go vote against Trump. Let's crash his poll.

Considering that Donald Trump brought your country from the slow recovery from the war on terror and a global political high point at the end of Obama’s era right to such unimaginable chaos as to make an atheist believe the end of days have come and becoming a friendless global punchline to some very mean spirited jokes dissolving every alliance political and military the US benefited from I’m honestly amazed that you’d need a minute to contemplate re-electing the shithead who brought you here over receiving a swift kick in the balls.

But in the end in a time where the problems endemic to America of politically entrenched old racists who couldn’t give less of a shit about anyone else as long as they think their social caste can remain ahead of the game viewing every man, woman, and child as a resource to be exploited and too dumb to realize it born to more money than sense (and amazingly managing to lose all of both only to be rescued by other old rich racists in a blatantly illegal fashion that went unchallenged) have taken a physical form that’s cockslapped everyone who put it where it is half to death while they cling vainly to it for no other reason than to piss off perceived opponents the battle for the fate of America and by extension the world America’s descent into a toilet is dragging down with it comes down to a battle between two rich old out of touch white dudes who both can’t let go of the black guy just for different reasons.

Congratulations on waking up from your coma from 1983! Unfortunately, in the intervening 37 years, DJT has proven himself to be a truly despicable specimen of the human animal, corrupt, racist and stupid beyond legitimate expression. Surely in the brief time you’ve been awake you’ve seen some of the mind-boggling insanity he has unleashed upon the world in his bid to spread the Trump brand, and your decades-long nap has simply degraded your brain to the point where you, almost Bizarro-like, are actually calling him out on his horseshit and it only comes out backwards as it escapes your mouth.

I mean, the alternative is, you really are ass-backwards stupid, so eager to have your own prejudices and paranoias validated that you’re willing to burn your country down for some tickled ears.

Trump made us weak to foreign governments particularly Russia. Trump made us a laughing stock. Trump inherited a good economy and managed to destroy it. Trump lied about everything. As a libertarian I will be voting as I did in 2016 and 2018. All blue. Trump effectively turned me from I to D. I am far from alone on that

I would vote for Bernie Madoff or maybe even Ted Bundy before the Prince of Sleaze, Donald Trump.

Who is this mythical not-Joe-Biden candidate who I can vote for? Because that would be awesome.