Oh, a translation exercise? Let me try!
Here’s how November’s election will lead to a new Civil War in America. I pray for it to happen, but fear it won’t.
I believe the Democrats won’t buy us cheating to put Our Glorious Trump on the Throne for another four years.
I know that the people would elect Joe Biden, who is a big baddy poopyhead, if we don’t cheat.
Also the Democrats like voting by mail, therefore it is very very bad and evil and I don’t like it!
We must muck up this election so badly that the Electoral College is unable to meet and declare a winner.
How will it go? Here’s my wet dream…
The Dems will demand that Trump/Pence leave the White house after they have been voted out. Which will be totally Fake News, Our Glorious Leader cannot possibly lose!
Trump will throw a tantrump and refuse to leave the White House, claiming that as the election results have not yet been verified, how can he be declared the loser?
Trump (from His Glorious Bunker) will declare the Dems and all their supporters as “enemies of the state” and order the military to protect Trump forcibly. Some military brass comply. Other military brass do not comply. This fractures the military hierarchy into competing factions, resulting in chaos (which is the whole point).
Republican Party Leaders order their supporters to grab their guns and storm official buildings in democrat-lead states by force and remove the dems, or to burn the places to the ground.
Republicans take up arms (OMG I get such a hardon here) and “peacefully” mow down any “libtards” they come across to protect Our Glorious Leader while also burning/looting/murdering as much as we err I mean them can manage!
And when those two opposing groups clash in DC, shots will have been fired for a while now, but only then will Civil War number two begin. Trump minions in every major metropolitan area in America will come out of their basements and make the current riots seem like a practice run. It will go badly for anyone unable to protect their home and family, AKA the dumb libtards who hate guns so much, huehuehue.
I have a huge hardon thinking about all this, but I worry deeply that it may not actually happen.
Our only hope lies with the beauty of our Electoral College system, which can be used to make Trump win, even if the American people ultimately choose the party of peace, security and economic growth over the party of division, rioting and fascism. Only such a crooked system could ever deliver a clear, big and uncontestable win for the Trump-Pence ticket.
The Democrats might have prevented us from using cheating to establish tyrannical control in states like California, Oregon, and Washington. But the other states, not so much, especially the red ones where people are idiots. It's the purple battleground states like Florida, Pennsylvania and North Carolina (where both Democratic and Republican candidates receive strong support) which we need to worry about and have our people out in force to intimidate.
Hillary Clinton is also a dumb poopyhead, just like Biden!
Democrats stuffed ballot boxes in 2016 and won the popular vote by over two percent but lost the election by 14 percent. Joke’s on them, what the people want doesn’t matter, this is ‘MURICA over here!
The desperation of the Democrats is clear for all to see. All of their facts and reason have failed miserably against our masterful use of shouting “HOAX!” and “FAKE NEWS!” and anything we don’t like, and against the massive stupidity of our voters!
Now, with a solid block of rabid cultists behind him, Our Glorious Leader Trump looks set to crush the Dems yet again in November.
I will get even harder this time around.