DarkPhoenix

@DarkPhoenix

Mitch McConnell #racist

Missing Universe Museum #fundie #dunning-kruger

“Today there are no vestigial organs claimed for the human body!”

Okay, genius; what’s the appendix do? The tailbone? The extra molars that don’t fit in people’s mouths any more? The ability to wiggle your ears, which only a small group of people can do, because it takes special muscles that most of humanity no longer has?

Donald Trump #conspiracy #wingnut

“Those Tweets were NOT Racist. I don’t have a Racist bone in my body!”

1970’s lawsuit against the business you and your old man ran, the whole Central Park Five thing, the fact that you were the King of the Birthers, and your own fucking words from yesterday prove you wrong, Donald Dumbshit. Only in YOUR diseased mind could you think telling POC to “go back where they came from” isn’t racist as all hell. Because the fact is, “go back to Africa” has long been something racist assholes scream at POC…

Conservative #fundie #wingnut

“What’s the name of that one conservative Christian comedian that gets all the laughs?”

Conservatives have trouble producing good comedians, as the essence of good comedy is a combination of punching up and being able to laugh at yourself, and conservatives always punch down. They’re also incapable of laughing at themselves.

Andrew Anglin #racist #psycho

David Horowitz #racist #fundie #wingnut

The Pilgrims weren’t Christians fleeing persecution, they were Christians leaving because they weren’t allowed to persecute people to the level THEY wanted to. Which is why some of the initial colonies ended up doing things like the Salem Witch Trials.

Hunter Wallace #wingnut #racist

Joe’s being criticized for a good reason; he stupidly claimed that the senators he used to work with back when he started (in the ’50’s) weren’t racist, despite being against desegregation and equal rights, because they didn’t call HIM “boy” when he was younger, and then doubled down on it when Cory Booker pointed out that Biden likely insulted a bunch of African Americans with that statement, insisting that BOOKER was the racist and owed him an apology for it.

“This is the best summary of Fascism I have ever read.”

It’s a pretty good description of dictatorship in general, since all dictators need a constant list of distractions to avoid having too many people get together and wonder WHY this asshole gets to call the shots…

genesistorevelation316 #fundie

“First of all, the Rapture is going to happen very soon. I’m not setting a date (because the Bible says NOT to) but I’d say it will happen in a maximum of 30 years time. “

Scientists are saying we don’t even have 30 years at this point. But I doubt God’s going to lift anyone out of the catastrophe we’re continuing to make of this planet with stupidity…

Gali Galit, Messianic, Missionary, Scholastic. #fundie

I would be willing to bet that the person posting this isn’t defending Israel because he/she believes the country has a right to exist…

Mick Williams #fundie

“Hence their zeal in vying to outdo each other in delusionality, reacting to trigger words like 'Trump' with howls of self-righteous indignation.”
Awww, are you mad they didn’t spend every second of the debate ranting about the Lardass?

“Comrade Sanders wants free college. Like giving a blank check to a home remodeler, this guarantees no limit to hikes in tuition.”
I fail to understand what the problem is with tuition hikes if the government is covering it. Unless, of course, this is the Christian/Republican concern for “the deficit” that only ever seems to matter when discussing Dem plans (funny that the deficit was irrelevant when Lardass signed the Big Tax Cut to Billionaires, even though that’s shot the deficit to pieces beyond anything the Dems have EVER done).

“His plan to place rotating judges on the supreme court to infuse 'fresh blood' requires some translating of the dim-speak: fresh blood equals liberal stooges who will obediently toe the globalist line.”
Better than conservative stooges trained in Bible College who believe the bastarized Republican version of the King James Holy Bible is the only book they need to interpret law, leading to the kinds of utterly stupid decisions that only conservative Bible thumpers could make.

“Comrade Fauxcahontas wants 'gay reparations'. Like its Civil War counterpart, this penalizes that vast majority who have done nothing wrong. Of course, to the leftist mind, deplorables are responsible for all the nation's ills.”
By “do nothing wrong”, I assume you’re trying to once again claim that telling gay people they’re going to Hell and God hates them isn’t “wrong”? Because your backwards-ass beliefs and your insistence that the world reverse back to the way it was in 1200 when the Church ruled everything is a BIG part of the problem.

“Local news has been permanently co-opted by the left.”
Sinclair Media and News Corp. are leftist corporations? Who knew?

“bring it to the attention of one who awaits his call onto the world stage.”
This almost sounds like you’re hoping to be saved by the Antichrist…

Steven R. #fundie

“Buttigieg is a racist who fired his former police chief for being an African American and pointing out racial bias in the system” - Unfortunately for the police chief, in the process of pointing out racial bias in the system, he illegally wiretapped people, and that kinda tends to lead to you getting fired. It’s funny, though, how many Republican supporters who normally would have no problem whatsoever with a black man getting fired (especially for “being black”) are suddenly picking up on this story to spread it as far as they can as an attack on Mayor Pete…

Peter LaBarbera #homophobia

@kuyohashi: I think you mean Rob Ford, as Doug is still the asshole Premier of Ontario, voted by the same assholes who went for Donald Trump, along with the group who figured that “Big Business Drug Dealer” Ford would do a better job running the province than the hated Kathleen Wynne. Results? At the end, Wynne had a popularity rating of -32. At this point in time, Doug Ford has a popularity rating of -56.
Yeah, less than half a year in and Ford’s already more hated than the previous Premier.

Fish-Eyed Fool #psycho #transphobia

“Etika
???”

Etika was a Youtuber. He left a strange “Goodbye” message on his account and then didn’t upload for a long period of time. Apparently, they pulled his body out of the Hudson River recently, and it’s assumed he killed himself by jumping off one of the bridges.

Darkmanethewanderer #psycho #racist

“Legitimately the only reason they are there is because they broke into this country illegally.”

See, the US, along with a bunch of other countries, have agreed to follow the rules for refugees and people claiming asylum. They say that claiming asylum at the border is a LEGAL thing to do, and the countries that are part of those rules aren’t supposed to be turning them away or locking them up the way the US currently is. And every time you insist they deserve it because “they crossed the border illegally”, you are LYING. So knock it the fuck off already.

And no, saying “They’re illegal because they didn’t claim asylum at the proper crossings” is not an excuse, because not only do the rules say you can claim asylum anywhere, your asshole “God-Emperor” and his jackbooted border thugs have been using “the border is closed” as an illegal method to try and skirt the whole “you aren’t allowed to turn asylum seekers away” for over a year now. So that’s bullshit too.

loopdojo #racist #wingnut

“Why does crossing a border mean those unaleinable rights are null and void?”

They’re just the latest iteration of the guys who invented the Chinese Exclusion Act - the law that first created the concept of “immigrants” and “citizens”, and was created SOLELY so they could deny anybody of Chinese descent the rights of a citizen.

Fish-Eyed Fool #psycho #transphobia

“Personally, I think Chloe Sagal setting himself on fire in the name of mental health and having his message completely ignored, in favor of making it about bullying, was more tragic.”

Not only did you assholes stalk her for most of her professional life, which is what led to her committing suicide IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE, but then you intentionally continue to use the wrong pronouns just to be assholes. And your comment CONTINUES to dodge responsibility. Fuck Kiwi Farms; the site exists solely to torture people they don’t consider “normal”…

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #racist

“How does he justify Trump apointing people who are puppets of Soros.”

Probably claims they all lied. BTW, General Patraeus was an Obama appointee, who retired after it was revealed he was having an affair with another high ranking official (because, you know, Dems actually CARE about that sort of thing!) Trump considered him for SoS, but chose Rex Tillerson instead (you know, the guy who called Trump a fucking idiot?)

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #racist

Ben’s terrible references here, BTW:

“Lauren Southern (1995–) is a Canadian white nationalist and far-right[2] activist [3][4] who, in March 2018, was banned from entering the UK for distributing leaflets saying "Allah is a gay god", which allegedly incited religious hatred against Muslims.[5][6] Her political views are opposing Islam, liberalism, multiculturalism, feminism and LGBT rights, while supporting paleoconservatism, cultural nationalism, and the right to keep and bear arms. She is described as alt-right by the media and SPLC[7] but her rejection of neo-Nazism for a not-so moderate (albeit still xenophobic) cultural nationalism makes her alt-liteWikipedia's W.svg similar to Paul Joseph Watson. Southern was a contributor on The Rebel Media, a hard-right wing Canadian online political and social commentary media platform owned by conservative political activist Ezra Levant, where she hosted the talk show Stand Off with Lauren Southern.[8][9]

Southern was a former member of the Libertarian Party of Canada,[10] and she considers herself a cultural libertarian.[11][12][13] However she holds many reactionary and nationalist views that are seemingly against libertarianism. She has expressed support for Donald Trump[14] and Nigel Farage. - https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Lauren_Southern “

“Stefan "Not an Argument" Molyneux (/ˈstiːvən 'mɒlɪnʌks/, born 1966) is an Irish-Canadian white supremacist [3][4][5][6][7][8] political commentator, "philosopher", cult leader, and Internet media personality who hosts Freedomain Radio, a podcast where he discusses philosophy, politics, religion, science, and relationships, since 2005. He also writes regularly for anarcho-capitalist websites and has self-published several books. Molyneux has a group of very ardent fans, even though he is only questionably an ancap at this point, and is hated by a large portion of them: he defends cops, is a "racial realist", and says disgusting red pill things about women. He presents a crank magnetism chimera of men's rights, white rights and some sort of fedora-lover's Glenn Beck[9] (or a thinking man's RooshV) who is known for mistreating his guests.

As of November 2018, Stefan's Youtube Channel has over 870,000 subscribers and over 250 million views,[10] whilst his Twitter account has more than 375,000 followers.[11] - https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Stefan_Molyneux “

But then again, this is Ben Garrison we’re talking about. Of course his sources would also be far-right wackos.

Tucker Carlson, James Panero, #conspiracy

@checkmate: That’s what they did here in Canada, too. My parents learned imperial when they were in school, but by the time I went to school it was only metric. Car speedometers here have both units on them, but all speed limits are in KPH. And most printed measurements now are also metric. My parents simply use their phones to look up metric-to-imperial calculators and move on.

loopdojo #racist #wingnut

“According to the image’s credit at the end, it’s based on a graphic off of 4chan’s politics board.”

Surprise, surprise, the septic tank of the Internet strikes again.

Tucker Carlson, James Panero, #conspiracy

What a horrible globalist idea… Trying to make unit conversion incredibly simple for everyone.

… Is it worth pointing out that the Imperial system started in Great Britain, and the US only took it because at the time the colonies were formed, it was the common method of measuring in the Western World?

You tell me, what’s easier:
“Awesome” imperial length units: 1 foot = 12 inches, 1 yard = 3 feet, 1 chain = 22 yards, 1 furlough = 10 chains, 1 mile = 8 furloughs
“Evil globalist” metric units: 1 centimetre = 10 millimetres, 1 metre = 100 centimetres, 1 kilometre = 1000 metres

TVTestPattern, Avyctes and YouLoseAgainDipshits #sexist

My understanding is that women can actually orgasm multiple times in one bout of intercourse. It’s only us male suckers who get to climax once and then have to rest before we can do it again…

Temar Bishop #racist

Lady Checkmate #fundie

“Why does a church need its own police force? Get security if you need it; you don't get to have your own place.”

They have security, but apparently it’s not good enough. They want a police force of their own… And it’s pretty safe to say they’re going to be enforcing outside the walls of the church…

Dave Blount #wingnut #racist

“Correct me if I’m wrong, but weren’t the CP5 exonerated by DNA evidence which proved they didn’t do it?”

Yep, but there’s a group of assholes (mostly white supremacists) who insist that despite DNA evidence, the CP5 are guilty because they’re black, and that should be good enough. One of those believers is currently sitting in the Oval Office; the day they were exonerated, he took out a full page ad in the New York Times to scream about it being a “miscarriage of justice” that those boys didn’t get the death penalty…

Grayson Fritts #fundie #homophobia

Mick Williams #fundie

alpha brav0 charlie #wingnut

“Black people are incapable of getting an ID and getting a job, so we must let them vote without ID and give them free money.”

You only insist on an ID to vote because getting necessary ID in the States requires paying for it, and how much is determined by the state… Which means if you combine requiring ID with charging an insane amount for it, you can lock off poor voters, which are disproportionately black.

wyatt1985 #sexist #conspiracy

Lady Checkmate #fundie

Sauerteig #wingnut

Sauerteig: “If you don’t believe in everything I believe and do everything I say, you should be put to death! That’s TRUE freedom!”

And what’s incredible about this is that’s basically how Libertarian Reactionists like the ones who run the Republican Party think; that the only true freedom is the freedom to do what they say…

David J. Stewart #fundie #conspiracy #sexist #homophobia #kinkshaming

I looked up those quotes. Thomas Jefferson was referring to SLAVERY when he wrote that (that he feared the anger of God at the United States for enslaving other men). John Adams was writing a letter to the militia in Massachusetts about greed and avarice overtaking the population. They were both Christians, but you’re using their quotes out of context, as usual, to push your bullshit agenda.

GoodTidings #fundie

“Originally, the 1st Amendment was written to protect Christian religious freedom. That is its original historical context.” - Yeah, according to “historian” David Barton, who BTW is full of shit. The 1st Amendment was written to prevent the newly founded US from being controlled by assholes like the ones that controlled a number of states at that time, like, oh, say, Massachusetts. You know, SALEM?

Anonymous #conspiracy

Georgia Clark #racist #wingnut

It’s probably worth mentioning that this isn’t Ms. Clark’s first instance of racism. The story I read about it mentioned that she had repeated writeups for being racist, including demanding a student using the washroom “show her his papers” and calling Latino students “Little Mexico”…

Anonymous #conspiracy

Billy Stuart #conspiracy #quack

Yep, those greedy Canadian doctors that worked to… Switch me from anti-depressant to anti-depressant until they found one that made me feel less depressed and anxious, and then switched me to the generic version so I wouldn’t have to pay as much to get a consistent supply. Not to mention my consistent trips to make sure that I didn’t have repeated relapses. Those greedy bastards!

Critical-Rationalist #sexist

“The Mouse Utopia experiment failed because they were packed in far too tight a space.”

That was part of what they were testing for with the experiment; there’s a good video on it here: <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgGLFozNM2o>

The point of the experiment was to see what would happen to a group of mice if they were placed in a medium-sized enclosure that required constant social contact and given everything they needed to survive in large enough quantities that no matter how big the colony became, there wouldn’t be a need for fighting over food or water. John Calhoun believed that the experiments could show what would happen as cities continued to grow out of control following WW2. All it ended up becoming was an excuse for the “Society will destroy itself because it’s totally depraved” crowd to insist that science agreed with their claims that we’re all going to Hell if we don’t do what they say…

The problem with attempting to extrapolate the findings of this experiment to humans was apparent from the beginning; it was Calhoun that didn’t want to hear it (which is why he kept performing the experiments). But the truth is, humans aren’t mice, and it’s nearly impossible to say in a similar situation humans would end up performing the same actions.

David J. Stewart #fundie #dunning-kruger

It’s funny that the Religious Right wackos have suddenly, all at once, shifted to this “We’re helping the mother by preventing abortions!” bullshit, isn’t it?

Andrea Hardie aka Janet Bloomfield aka JudgyBitch #sexist

@KeithInc: It was one of the reporters that were following him, I believe. When she said he tried to put the moves on her, Trump’s defense was “I wouldn’t do that to someone as ugly as her.” But my memory could be slightly off.

Dave Blount #racist #conspiracy

And be honest; the only reason you fundie assholes are defending the Electoral College is because if not for the EC, you’d have only one Presidential period in the last 20 years. But instead, you got 3.

Joshua McAdams and Taylor Bland-Ball #quack

On one hand, there’s an incredible lack of information on how effective weed can be to help with medical conditions, thanks to it being illegal because “WAR ON DRUGS” for so damned long. OTOH, do you really want to risk your son’s life on a maybe? Chemo may suck to go through, but it does work.

KatieMarie999 #fundie #wingnut

You know, for someone who “doesn’t align themselves with a political party”, it’s funny you argue with a classic conservative technique; focus on only one part of a rebuttal and acting like answering that covers the entire thing. You seem to have chopped

“Katie, I just want to tell you I don't give a rat's ass that you think we can still be friends because I honestly wouldn't touch your raw chicken looking ass with a ten foot pole... anyone propagating that a clump of cellular life is more important than the financial, medical and psychological wellbeing of an already existing human being is a fucking sociopath”

down into

“You are a fucking sociopath”

and are arguing against that instead of the original point.