"I don’t know the person, but if he’s got a female name, that sets off alarm bells in my head!!"
I'm guessing this was a man with a middle name that was once typically given to boys, but nowadays is more often given to girls, like Ashley or whatever. Maybe named after an older relative or something like that. I wonder if kingjameswriter even knows that that is something that happens over time. I bet she'd be furious about all those transgender nouns parading around her. It would be especially hilarious if she has such a name.
"What’s next? Trans-SPECIES??? It wouldn’t surprise me in the least. Oh wait, that’s ALREADY been done (chimeras)!!"
Don't worry, human transmutation is illegal.
(edited to fix typo)