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Tim (T): "Lance, what kind of musical instruments did the Druids have?"
Lance (L, the blatant John Todd stand-in): "They used a flute, a tambourine and a drum covered with human hide! The words to every song or melody were for casting spells. The drum beat was the key to addict the listener, a form of hypnotism. The same beat the Druids used is in the rock music of today, both hard and soft rock, the beat is still there!"

Let me tell you, gentlemen, the Beatles opened up a Pandora's Box when they hit the United States with their Druid/rock beat in the 1960's. Then they became so popular that they were able to turn our young people on to the eastern religions. The flood gates to witchcraft were opened. The U.S. will never recover. It was well planned.

L: "One of the greatest victories in the occult world was to penetrate the "Christian" music with their Satanic beat. I know of Christian kids who destroyed their rock records, but after listening to "Christian" rock, the Druid beat soon pulled them back to worldly rock music again… Then the desire to study the Bible cools off!"

Penny: "Dad, I don't want to go to church today if some creep is gonna talk about rock music!"
Dad: "Penny, you're going to church and that's it! Now get into the car!"

[skipping John Todd's standard story of being a druid high priest, then some Bible story about possession, more of Lance preaching, then John's fake of how he would corrupt rock music.]

L: "I have been in many of these ceremonies. Now you know why rock/Druid music has such a hold on its listeners! Remember, every recording that has been cursed has a visitor [a demon] with it! That's why your homes are so messed up. You cast the spell on yourself!

Woman: "What about Christian rock music?"
L: "The words may appear to be God's, but the beat belongs to Satan. You tell me, how can they be equally yoked together?"